https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10523603/1/Nonon-Jakuzure-and-Eggman-Make-Passionate-Love
Last edited Jul 14, 2014 at 04:17PM EDT
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OK what the fuck. "Eggman stopped chasing around blue rodents and now dedicated himself to his boo." Does the hack who wrote this not realize hedgehogs belong to the order Erinaceomorpha and not the order Rodentia? How can I fap to such biologically inaccurate smut?
Oh fuck, Sorry sloth, I accidentally down-voted you. I made up for it with positive karma on your other posts.
"Nonon Jakuzure and Eggman Make Passionate Love"
"She climbed up the doctor's body and slowly pressed her lips against his. He could feel her tongue moving across his. Next thing he knew, he felt his hand going in to grasp Jakusure's soft pillow of an ass."
Last edited Jul 15, 2014 at 02:35PM EDT
This was akward……
I think Nonon may have competition when it comes to Eggman.
Just leaving this one here…
10/10 bidonked my badonk