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So here's my rather "Wat-worthy" story I kinda shit-posted earlier, but in it's appropriate topic.

So I was talking to my 7-legged llama-mower.

He told me Durungha the robot-chainsaw goat was missing, as he was captured by Ninjabread men.

So I got my candy-can-cane launcher and tied to fight for my pet goat.

There was too much ginger-ninjas, they consumed me.

I then woke up as a basket ball.

Post your stories, if you want to, that is…

Forgive english i am russia
Where are you when john lennon dies?
I am at my house eating smegma butter when pjontr ring.
"John is kill"
"No"

Once upon a time a man was walking down the street.
Then he saw a skeleton.
The man was spooked, but skeleton grabbed him.
Skeleton filled that man with his spooky scary bones.
The end

I put gun in hand.
Gun is warm.
gurl is zombie.
bang, she is dead.
i cri every time.

It's cold outside, yet why do I feel so warm?
Could just be because I'm curled under a blanket, on the big chair.
Or because I'm drinking hot cocoa, and the fireplace is on.
No, I think it's more than that.
I'm warm, because despite it being cold, despite it being flu season, winter is still my favorite time of year.

…. Bah, it turned out more like a poem than a story. :P Oh well.

The furry was a furry.
But the furry wasn't just a furry!
He was THE furry!
He transcended all furries!
He was the one true Furry! A Furry!

Jaden Smith was doing a lecture at an university about mirrors.
All the students nodded in agreement as he debunked the concept of being real.
But one young man stood up and said, "then explain me".
Jaden Smith was immediately silenced, and became real.
And that young man, was Will Smith.

There was once a smelly smell.
It smelt really smelly.
So smelly that i had to go check where it originated from.
It led me to my wardrobe,which was opened a bit.
And then a skeleton popped out.

Once there was a guy who searched the internet.
To gain much knowledge for his betterment.
After having seen what cannot be unseen,
his sanity is not what it has been.
And now he's sitting here writing shit on Know Your Meme.