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Deltamelon linked me to this website which is some type of insult generator, and it is pretty creative. Post your favorites here

"I've heard that your turn-ons consist of slippery butt molesting and submissive slap-tickling."

"You're the first cock I've ever desired to crucify."

Top kek.

In a few years, you will almost certainly be sucking off a priest in a deserted farmhouse for nickels, you vile moron.

Leave me the fuck alone, you unwanted fucksicle.

Was this MADE for me?!?!??!

"You will never own a nice car."

"Have a nice day, you classless, backwoods, unsophisticated bull rider."

k then

I don't dislike you because you're senseless or because you're awesomely disgusting, I dislike you because you live in a trailer.
Waaaaaaaat

"For the love of God quit being a wretched pig rapist for at least the rest of the morning."
"The moral of the story is, you no longer have the ability to walk unassisted. It's presumably because you have anal herpes."
"You're the first son of a bitch I've ever desired to obliterate."

Thank you for sharing this with us.

Ugh you are just deformed and you smell, let us hang out so I can kick you in the dick.

"Eat a bowl of severed dicks."
4/10 on originality
8/10 on effectiveness

"Suck a bucket of pickled dicks."
Now that's more like it!

"People don't hate you because you're hideous. I mean you are incredibly hideous, that's just not why people hate you."

"I'm fully aware that you're a terrible fuck, but holy lord in heaven, go fuck a chainsaw."

I don't dislike you because you're brainless or because you're awful looking, I dislike you because you make the ground shake when you walk.

"I will give you a Colombian saxophone."

wut

"I fervently hope you suffocate on a huge black cock, you sister fucking cocksucker."

You're the first douche I've ever wished to sacrifice.
Connect this site to a text-to-speech program, and hook it up to every bot on every Counter Strike, TF2, Call of Duty, Battlefield, and Garry's Mod server.

Away! Thou art poison to my blood, thou plebian tarty-gaited cobloaf.