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We're not directing them at anyone, just share some you like or came up with. I'll start.

"I don't think you could be any more anal or touchy if you were a proctologist."

"heck you you poop eater"

You stoopid poopy pants!
(Don't tell my mommy I said that)

"Every time I see you, I want to hang myself."

"You repulse me so much, it's like we both ate magnets for breakfast!"

Also, I tried using this generator but they weren't really witty so much as… extreme.

But it DID give me shit like this:

"I don't despise you because you're stupid or because you're unsightly, I despise you because you like Nickelback."

"Every time I see a weird looking guy take a gigantic shit in my apartment building, it reminds me of you."

"You're the first cock I've ever wanted to strangle!"

"You have AIDS. Don't worry, it's not the end of the world. You're also going to get hit by a train."

"I will hump you so angrily that your couch will reek for days."

"I'm not saying you're a slut but if your clit-slit had a password, it would be 12345."

"My idea of a great weekend is watching a hippie stab you in the taint."

"Go shove a flamethrower up your arse, ya stupid knob-gobbler!"

And my PERSONAL favorite:

"Some say that you masturbate to 9gag."

I sling my overweight troll at you, fowl fgt!

You're so edgy that Gordon Freeman could pick you up with a Gravity Gun and decapitate a zombie with you.

'ah don't need an another dumbfuck like you to make more cancer in this wretched planet.

Sorry.

"You are entitled to your opinion as much as you are entitled to go fuck yourself."

Some of my favorite insult phrases include "professional semen eater" and "douche sommelier."
In ancient Rome, a favorite insult was "shameless pimp" and I think that one should be brought back.

Here's a fun Shakespearean insult guide as well.

"Suck a sack of putrid dicks."

Insultgenerator.org

Where?

Your mother is not a nice lady!

You're so crooked, you could eat nails then shit corkscrews.

You're a database mod on a meme site.

i don't think your dong ever experienced an expansion

You so ugly you need 2 bags to cover your face
Mmmmhmmm.

"Your existence is so pathetic that you make Chris-chan seem well-adjusted."

Your parents are proof that two wrongs don't make a right.

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you the worst advice ever.

If you were a meme, you'd be a hashtag.

"Bite me you chucklefuck"
"You're so edgy that you give paper human cuts"

"I'd rather to watch Foodfight than dating with you"

"Your post is so dumb that make all the Youtube comments get a PhD"

"I don't think with all the Nice Guys® over reddit can measure the amount of euphoria on your posts"

"The Lord says all things were planned, is obviously you're not of them"

"The gun of Billy the Kid is more harder to pull the trigger than you"

"You're so annoying that you make Naruto cry"

"You're so bland that not even Tv Tropes can describe you how bland you are"

And now, my favorites:

"Sure, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but that doesn't make yours any less wrong."

"I feel sorry for you. If God exists, you're proof that he isn't a nice one."

You have so many pimples, your face spells ugly in braille.

"A nudist has better fashion sense than you"

"My clothes have more personality than you"

You are a condom on the prick of progress.

"Oh, I see you're interested in the whine and fries combo, extra salt. Would you like some more tissue to wipe your tears?"

"Your very existence makes me question why there is even a universe to begin with. You're so mind-numbingly disgusting, you make the very divine being who created you regret every moment of your life.
Your mother must have a gun at her own head right now, you worthless, miserable, pathetic piece of underground trash excuse of a human. Please, stop wasting precious oxygen."

^ The voice actor to the older version of you is dead.