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So you're being held at gunpoint, the criminal holding you there is getting surrounded as we speak and he's slightly psychotic. The criminal pulls back the hammer of his gun and asks you:
"Got any last requests?"
So basically, what would your last request be before being shot?

"yes fam can you check out my mixtape before you shoot, its like straight fire"

"MY ANCESNTORS ARE SMILING AT ME IMPERIAL, CAN YOU SAY THE SAME?"

"…can I blow you?"

"A PB&J would have been nice."

I would probably recite some long winded speech from a movie or play or videogame so that the police will have time to take him down.

If that's not an option: "That's a pretty sweet gun ya got there bro. Mind if I take a looksy?

"Let's make this interesting. You up for a game of Russian Roulette?"

"I challenge you to a duel. Blades at sundown." I'll gamble that if he specced into guns, he may have a disadvantage with melee weapons. If my calculations are correct, I may have watched just enough anime to have gained just enough katana skills to beat him.

"Let me live"

Ill ask for last request while I stab him the head right before I die

Last requests are for the weak!

Don't give my fiefs to anyone.

"Let me delete my internet history first"

"Can Doktor hit charge first?"

"Free me"

"Give your meat a good ol' rub."

"Can't you shoot someone else? That guy next to me seems pretty shootable."

No, that's alright. Ladies first. :^)

"Hey, what color is this dress?"

while he's distracted, lights him on fire and runs away

Candlejack. Now you can't shoo

"Bitch, you better not miss. . ."

"Look! A distraction!"

"Getting caught was part of my plan"

"What's the next step of your master plan?"

"Crashing this plane… WITH NO SURVIVORS"

>mfw guy who caught me was CIA
>mfw I'm bane
>mfw no survivors

Sir?

Remind that a person named love trusted you with the gun.
As he shoots me through the heart i sing:
"shot through the heart and your to blame, you gave love a bad name."

"Delete my internet history"

"DO IT FAGGOT"

"Kill me"
He wouldn't be able to kill me because he would have to kill me before he kills me but he can't kill me before killing me because I would be dead and you can't kill dead people because people that is dead can't die while being dead. He wouldn't be able to kill me because he wouldn't be able to kill me after killing me.

"You better not touch my waifu after I'm dead."

me: I got one question.
Killer: hmm?
Me: How dju fit all that. In them-
Ded.

the one in front of the gun lives forever

Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes

If only… I was the one who had you at gunpoint.

"Let me beat Animal Crossing and World of Warcraft first"

Because, you know, those two games NEVER FUCKING END.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?