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Describe your first time visiting KYM IRC

Last posted Jun 22, 2015 at 07:21PM EDT. Added May 23, 2015 at 02:15PM EDT
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When I first joined in 15th August 2014,21 kept changing his name to Whatever Shota and I was one of his victims.And I ended up changing my name to Stupid,StupidSanity and then Gla_Terrorist just to insult 21.I didn't understand how it worked and ended up failing covering up.

How do you pretend I remember something that happened 3 years ago if I barely remember what happened yesterday?

Jokes aside, I think this was my reaction when I came back to the IRC on last December:

I already was a mod at that time, and DPF send me a PM to notify me about the existence of the IRC channel and suggested I should join because that would be pretty neat or something as I was a mod so having me there would be useful.

So that's what I did, and my first IRC visit basically consisted of me trying to figure out how the fuck IRC works because Don wanted to give me auto-ops.

Last edited May 23, 2015 at 02:59PM EDT

Basically a friend of mine wanted me to join him in chat for reasons I've forgotten and was practically stuck on the #omgkym channel for a while until someone told me that the discussions were on #knowyourmeme

Afterwards, for the rest of my time there I was kinda like.

Last edited May 23, 2015 at 03:08PM EDT

[unfunny vertical posting spam that lasts for pages]
"the IRC used to be better"
"video games"
"guys the comments are being dumb again"
"shut up"
"no don't you understand my opinion is way better"
"butts"
"yiff yiff"
"you will never be mod"
"guys delete this"
"should this be moved?"
"mod me"
"ew"
"<3"
"check out this song"
"gay"
"omg nazis"
"fucking sluts"

AND THAT'S NOT ALL

"Hey x"
"Hello x!"
"Welcome back, x!"
"Aloha x"
[Hours of dead IRC]
"Mod name here have some more porn."
"http://i.imgur.com/FURRYPORNHERE.png"

Alternatively, when I came back after a year, I just had "Who the fuck are you again?" on my clipboard permanently.

Last edited May 23, 2015 at 04:30PM EDT

I mainly just said Hi and talked with other people about some stuff, the most notable discussion I believe one subjectivity and horror games or some shit like that.
Also the first time I was in IRC also led to my wall getting memed on, that was a lot of fun.

>Log on as Crimeariver
>"Howdy y'all"
>"First time in the IRC, anything important I should know"
>Captain_Blubber out of fucking nowhere
>"Did someone say it was their first time in the IRC?"
>"Yeah, me"
>You have been kicked by Captain_Blubber

ass kissing, so much mod ass kissing.

In the long wrong, it wasn't worth it. The mods refuse to ban me, since I befriended most of them, and I am stuck in KYM Hell until I die or find a better forum board.

"OMG IS THAT GIRLIE?!"
"HI GIRLIE"
"GIIIIIIIIIRLIEEEEEEEEE"

…..

Hilariously, I had absolutely nothing to say and when I did I could never type it fast enough, so after another couple of IRC visits I never came again.

(Plus, everyone was happening to have some really "meh" conversations while I was there, and that didn't really help matters either.)

Last edited May 23, 2015 at 06:44PM EDT

Crimeariver wrote:

>Log on as Crimeariver
>"Howdy y'all"
>"First time in the IRC, anything important I should know"
>Captain_Blubber out of fucking nowhere
>"Did someone say it was their first time in the IRC?"
>"Yeah, me"
>You have been kicked by Captain_Blubber

Wrong. I was the one who kicked you. Then everyone got mad at me.

Cecaelia Girlie wrote:

"OMG IS THAT GIRLIE?!"
"HI GIRLIE"
"GIIIIIIIIIRLIEEEEEEEEE"

…..

Hilariously, I had absolutely nothing to say and when I did I could never type it fast enough, so after another couple of IRC visits I never came again.

(Plus, everyone was happening to have some really "meh" conversations while I was there, and that didn't really help matters either.)

For myself, I only really talk when the planets align just right or have to pop into a conversation real fast to talk shit then go back to not paying attention to the chat.
Only really like to talk when papaphill, loli, sometimes RandomMan, Twenty-One, Patrick, or even Amanda gets on.

So many users on the IRC sometimes, but that's really not enough to get me talking.

All I know about is porn, weeaboo shit and the Warcraft universe. Sure, everyone on the irc likes to talk about porn. But, really, I don't want to talk about it so much that people label me as a huge pervert like they did months ago. I'll take weeaboo trash any day.

hey look its either stare at the pixels on your screen or join in on the fun will.

please! dont get confused and have high expectations of IRC

you will be let down

so first off

see post below

nvrmind i mAKE ThreAD

Last edited May 23, 2015 at 08:26PM EDT

Loli wrote:

Wrong. I was the one who kicked you. Then everyone got mad at me.

My mistake. I couldn't remember exactly who kicked me so I just picked one of the dickish mods at random.

[20:00]<BSOD> Hi guys
[20:05]<Derpy Vazquez> hi bsod
[20:06]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffityyiffy.jpg
[20:07]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffyiffity.jpg
[20:08]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffymcyiffyiff.jpg
[20:09]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/theyiffening.jpg
[20:09]<Some IRC mod> guys i think i got my penis stuck in a blender
[20:10]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffyiffyiffyiffyiffers.jpg
[20:11]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiiiiiiiifffffffff.jpg
[20:18]<BSOD> thank you

The year was 2011 A.D. and I was le wacky random 15 year old internet n00b under the username EliqueStudios. I just finished uploading a hilarious entry to Know Your Meme titled "Know Your Meme" (I have since rebranded this as Emem Ruoy Wonk, and you can read about it and its two later sequels on this work-in-progress in-universe wiki: Emem Ruoy Wonk Wiki).

I thought, "wow, the 100s of people in that chat button must be discussing my entry by now! broccoli chicken vinegar cake!!!!111111ONE" (i'm pretty sure that's how I talked at that age) and after thinking those two sentences, I hopped on and friendly faces like MisterJ (and others) said they liked the entry and asked if I was someone from ED or Uncyclopedia because that's how wacky and le randumb me and my entry was. I thought I fit in, so I hung around.

After 2012, MisterJ (now MrWolfy) and the others LOST THEIR TASTE IN GREAT HUMOUR so I slowly stopped delivering major KYM projects like Emem Ruoy Wonk because whenever I showed the IRC what I was working on, they would greet me with "umm no thnx we're grown ups now" and "eww wtf is this?" and "I'm gonna be the first to deadpool and hide your next EliqueStudios entry, Neon". D'aww thanks guys <3

Not everything is all sunshine and rainbows like these statements. Over the years, I have repeatedly been verbally bullied by a select number of KYM IRC patrons (one major escalating case caused me to cry myself to sleep in 2012, another seperate self-contained incident pushed me to well, let's just say there's used to be a scar below my left hand, and finally one extreme situation of a couple of KYM IRC users ganging up on me shocked me so much that I deactivated my KYM account for 3 months in 2014) but as of now, there's nobody I particulary dislike on this website and its IRC (except for a slight grudge against anti-brones) so everything's good!

Don't let this scare you from joining though! That was just my experience. Most of the people in there are amazing, interesting human beings and I love them all, really! I love the channel so much I bought a $12 USD application to keep statistics of the channel based on logs I've been gathering since mid-2012 and you can see the produced webpages which are updated hourly here: #knowyourmeme IRC Statistics on NeonWabbit.com

9/11 would hang out in the KYM IRC 24/7 again

Last edited May 24, 2015 at 03:38AM EDT

DAHAKA persico wrote:

wow is fucking nothing worth to see.

Love how you literally took the joke 2 others said before you did, great effort

LNH wrote:

Love how you literally took the joke 2 others said before you did, great effort

He tends to do that a lot.


As soon as I stepped into the IRC Funpost was shitposting. It was nothing new.

Day 1:
"Okay, this is the first time you are gonna interact with other memers on the site. It's best if i play it cool so that i earn their trust."

Day 15:
"YO, WHUDDAP YOU MUDAFUKIN SUNS OF BITCHES!"

Everyone was shocked that I actually came to IRC after ages of saying I wouldn't go. Apparently people wanted me to go, bet they took that back quickly.

Twenty-One wrote:

Everyone was shocked that I actually came to IRC after ages of saying I wouldn't go. Apparently people wanted me to go, bet they took that back quickly.

Everyone regretted because of the yaoi twenty one posts

It was around two years ago. I was welcomed by a few people, and that was nice, but then conversation just sort of stagnated. I sat there for a few minutes and nothing interesting happened, and I eventually got bored and left.

Me: Hi
Person: Who are you?
Me: *links profile URL
*talking about video games
*talking about Homestuck
*I accidentally turn chat into a debate about good rappers
*leaves

And that was the my first few hours on the IRC.

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

[20:00]<BSOD> Hi guys
[20:05]<Derpy Vazquez> hi bsod
[20:06]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffityyiffy.jpg
[20:07]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffyiffity.jpg
[20:08]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffymcyiffyiff.jpg
[20:09]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/theyiffening.jpg
[20:09]<Some IRC mod> guys i think i got my penis stuck in a blender
[20:10]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiffyiffyiffyiffyiffers.jpg
[20:11]<Derpy Vazquez> http://hentai.furry.porn/yiiiiiiiifffffffff.jpg
[20:18]<BSOD> thank you

true story

Remember "the IRC is DICKS"

Cleeck eet

Twenty-One wrote:

Everyone was shocked that I actually came to IRC after ages of saying I wouldn't go. Apparently people wanted me to go, bet they took that back quickly.

you forgot all that terrible porn

Skeletor-sm

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