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For me, it had to be a local pizza place I went to years ago (Forget the name). The pizza was raw and gooey. Not to mention, it had the wrong order.

10/10 "Like pizza with vomit aftertastes" -IGN

Everywhere outside the New York metropolitan area. Except you, Chicago. You have good pizza.

Worst pizza I ever ate? It was eaten in Italy when I went on a trip there. You wouldn't think so, would you? But what happened was, we went to this pizza shop, and we asked for one pizza between us, but the lady was all like NO NO YOU HAVE 3 YOU HAVE 3 PIZZA and we're like no we just want one between us. She eventually got the message… and when she gave us our pizza, it was burnt. Most likely on purpose. And it probably would have been nice pizza if it wasn't burnt to shit. We ate it anyway, but still, it tasted like crap. And she wasn't the only rude Italian, let me tell ya, those fuckers can be ignorant.

The obvious candidates are Little Caesar's and Pizza Hut, but the only pizza chain I actually like is Domino's so let's just move on from that. In my city there is a pizza joint that is open at the strangest hours, which is uncommon in a city like mine where everything closes at like 9PM. It's rumored that the place is just a front for drug dealers/gang members but that's just rumor I hear, don't know how legitimate it is. I went in there once and the place was absolutely filthy, with smoke gathering on the ceiling. Needless to say the pizza was really gross, and yet I have a friend who swears by it probably because he is certifiably insane.

>The obvious candidates are Little Caesar’s and Pizza Hut
….really?
Why?
Those two are the places i always go for if i want a pizza.

As for worst, i'd say Papa john's
The crust is absolutely terrible, it just tastes like burnt.
Oh, and i went to one local place.. it wasn't bad, but it literally just tasted like tomato soup.

I don't like my pizzas to be too authentic, that's why I hate it when a place will use chunky sauce. Worst offender: Carino's. Even Olive Garden will use a smooth sauce if you ask for it, but Carino's only has chunky sauce. I even asked, and they said they could substitute it for spicy marinara. I had no idea what it would be like, so I opted to go with it. Big mistake, it was worse than their original sauce since it had even more chunks. Call my taste in food juvenile if you want, but I was essentially crying because I ordered something I didn't like.

School pizzas, by far. Geez, you should've the elementary school pizza, if you can even call it pizza. I remember trying it, and then immediately resenting it.

It actually all depends on How is made, if the pizza has enough sauce, the right amount of ingredients, how long is in the oven, and the other add-ons after the oven. But I agree with the school pizza, it was a bread with tomato sauce and cold cheese.

>The obvious candidates are Little Caesar’s and Pizza Hut
….really?
Why?
Those two are the places i always go for if i want a pizza.

I honestly don't understand people that like those two places. I'm not a pizza snob, but I think those two places are just garbage. Is it a regional thing? Because everyone I know IRL doesn't like those places (we don't even really have many locations for those franchises around here) But when I go online I find people that swear by those places. I can at least understand Little Caesar's having faithful customers because hey, it's a $5 pizza and even if it's not that good it's still cheap. But with Pizza Hut the only reason I can think of for anyone liking it is maybe locations in different parts of the country make it better than any locations around here.

You know, to tell the truth, whether fancy or massive chain delivery (which I basically consider to be two different items altogether), I can't remember ever meeting a pizza that I didn't at least kinda like…

School pizzas, by far.

Except for that!

School Pizza was actually Cardboard with cold tomato sauce and plastic cheese.

I once had a tandoori chicken pizza. Absolute heresy it was.

Anything from my clocal Little Cesars.
Crappy pizza, sometimes cold, cheese taste bad, sauce taste horrible.

My brother loves to eat there, because it's cheap. Hell no, PIzza Hut all the way. At least I get cheese stuffed crust pizza, bread stick, and cinnamon sticks.

I remember some shitty place called Brother Pizza, was greasy as all fuck, and too thin to pick up without the slice tearing apart… on top of that, the sauce tasted like shit and there was little to no cheese or toppings…

>Obligatory Little Caesar's and Pizza Hut answer
>Obligatory Papa John's answer (it was the most adequate, barely-good-enough-to-be-enjoyed pizza I've ever eaten.)

>Most school pizzas I've had ranged from edible to FUCKIN' DELICIOUS, so I can't really say that as an answer…
>I would say Chuck E. Cheese, but I barely remember what it tastes like and I actually remember it being edible at least….

Soooo….

There's a lot of bad pizza I've had, but the absolute worst has to be this pizza I got from the Wizard-themed arcade place. It pretty much tasted exactly like how Ryumaru describes school pizza, except the cheese was more comparable to crayon shavings, and the sauce….

I don't even remember….

I just know that it was bad.

I would say Pizza Hut's Breadstick. (It's literally just sliced Garlic Bread) But we are talking about Worst Pizza, not worst Pizza restaurant food.

The Frozen Pizza that me and my sisters ate when my mom was away. The Pizza was really thin and the topping are nothing to write home about.

As a downstate New Yorker, I have to say that, despite believing that downstate NY pizza is the best, it's very hard to mess up any pizza bad enough that it becomes completely inedible. It is possible to stomach mediocre to bad pizza as shocking as that sounds.

However, I will go as far as to say that California Pizza Kitchen tries really damn hard to make inedible pizza.

Digiorno.

"It's not delivery, it's crap!" Is what I say. The crust and sauce are really bland, the pepperonis and cheese don't taste right, and I didn't even like the alternate crust styles like garlic bread crust (and I like that style on other pizzas). If I'm getting store bought frozen pizza I'm getting Red Baron, preferably either Rising Crust or Firebaked style, or hell I'd eat Tostinos before Digiorno because a small $1 cheese Tostinos pizza still tastes about 50 times better.

As for pizzas from restaurants, can't say I know any that I outright dislike. I used to not like Little Caesar's a few years ago, but I tried them again recently thanks to my dad and I have to say they taste MUCH better now than they used to. Probably changed something about their sauce and cheese, since now I'd say their pizza reminds me of Cici's buffet pizza, and that's a good thing.

One time I went to Round Table and it was really really greasy and not good

Does the pizza you make count, because the worst I had was when I attempted to make pizza.

For actually pizza restaurants, Little Caesar's. It was so greasy, you could probably oil farm equipment with it. For frozen, Mr. P's. There's a reason they're about a buck a pop. No es bueno. I don't think any description of them can do them justice.

I got frozen pizza once, and ended up getting a burnt, thin crust, piece of hell that was supposed to be plain cheese

This was going to be my exact answer. I made one when I was around 10-12 yrs. old, and it consisted of tortilla bread, some sauce (probably marinara), some sprinkled cheese, and a few pre-cut pepperonis my mom bought from a grocery store. Now, while that may sound appetizing, it tasted nothing like pizza. It was definitely the worst pizza I've ever tasted.

The worst pizza that I can remember the brand name for is Papa Murphy's. It wasn't horrible, but. I certainly disliked it more than I liked it. I find it rather interesting that a lot of people here seem to have it out for Little Caesar's and Pizza Hut, when those are two of my favorite pizza restaurants, only surpassed by Domino's and Papa John's, with the latter being my all-time favorite thanks to its garlic sauce. Oh, well. Varying tastes, I suppose.