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I have a reversible belly button.

There will be an obvious joke posted to this thread at some point that will mention Hitler, Nazis and/or some racial minority.

I once had bad stomach poisoning from drinking a purple Kool-aid jammer when I was a kid.

Let's just say the toilet wasn't happy…

Ducks have dicks shaped like corkscrews that can regrow if they snap off.

I fell down a trap door at the top of a lighthouse when I was 6, and as a result I had an intense fear of lighthouses for years afterward.

Also the basis of the Lovecraft Mythos is that interracial relationships are bad.

Silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.

Square Pizzas fucking suck.

There's a stain in my mom's truck that everyone thinks I opened soda and it sprayed up to the ceiling.

It's not soda. It's vomit.

Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

It's not a good idea to chug down a whole bottle of soda.
I learned that the hard way…

There is an imprint on my left middle finger from where I shut a door on it.

Buntybristle gives good muscle building advice.

That I am the first to upvote in this thread

This thread is just another confessions thread.

My dick bends to the left ever so slightly

so do literally all dicks ever

well they all bend, some to the right.

This is a sentence.

Exactly the reason no one cares about the fact which makes it perfect for this thread, checkmate.

I'm OCD as fuck about keeping my TV screen, computer monitor, and my 3DS screen as dust free as possible, and the moment I spy a speck of dust I just have to get it off the screen immediately (usually with a cotton ball).

Dolphins are infanticidal rapists.

Elephants can't jump

Spices found in King Tut's tomb are still considered edible

The band Kansas once got a record deal by setting up a concert with free beer to attract a crowd.

Goats, sheep, and cows burp all the time due the amount of energy and stomach gas it takes to digest grass

Nearly all of the people in China, Japan, and most all Asian countries are completely or mildly lactose intolerant due the the almost complete lack of dairy in their diets

Corn flakes were made in hopes it would quell teenage and youth sexual urges, and the man that invented them advocated for circumcision of both boys and girls

Samuel L Jackson personally requested that his lightsaber be purple or he wouldn't play Mace Windu, Lucus accepted. He also had the words "BAMF" engraved on the hilt, and because of his saber, the lore in Star Wars had to be changed and made so that the purple saber is given only to those who master a difficult and rare saber form

Several thousand trees and other plants are planted by squirrels who forget where they bury their nuts and seeds

And because of a skin disease I got in eight grade, my fingerprints are permanently altered and have deep lines in them

I have a plastic disc surgically implanted into my left eye so it looks like there’s a silver ring in my

Iris. People sometimes give me weird looks

I have a neurological condition called Synaesthesia in which some of my senses are linked resulting in me "seeing" sounds, Numbers having colours and personalities, Me "hearing" tones when something repeats a motion, Words and combinations of words also have colours to me. In fact I kinda had an unfair advantage in my chemistry exam because I remembered every reaction as a splash of colour eg Hydrogen peroxide follows the sequence, green, white and aqua or dark greenish blue

Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto

Humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas.

It rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter

" Dog food lid” backwards is “dildo of God.”

I collect matchbox cars and just received my first tomica one in the mail, a nissan skyline crossover (inifnti ex for dirty us peasants)

I see few other men who have long hair like I do, let alone wear it in a pony tail at times and square pizzas are the best pizzas.

niggers.