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Nerdy pickup lines

Last posted Jul 20, 2015 at 08:33PM EDT. Added Jul 19, 2015 at 05:57PM EDT
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Reply with the first nerdy pickup line that pops into your head. I'll start.

"Are you on the same wavelength as Planck? Because you are the hottest thing imagineable."

Op do you even physics?

E=h(c/λ) is the equation for energy of a photon therefore energy is inversely proportional to the wavelength. So if the wavelength was as long as a plank the energy produced is incredibly miniscule.

3D model pickup lines:
i like your texture.
You have a nice model, whats the polycount?
you are quite edgy, nothing a little chamfer and tubosmooth can't fix.
I love to rig your bones.
you extrud my cylinder.
you know, you need two vertices to connect an edge

Pc pickup lines:
you upgraded my software to hardware.
could you turn off your firefall i like to send you are trojan horse.
you seem to have a virus, i know just the right anti-program to fix that for you.
can i plug my USB into your PC? i like to share some private data.

gamer pickup lines:
will you be my save point?
want to meet Solid Snake?
can i grind you like a daily quest?
nice stats, what is the drop rate.

and that is all i have for now.

A few I've remembered off by heart:

  • Let's do a group experiment on kinetic energy in my bedroom.
  • I'll give you my digits if you promise to expand my brackets later.
  • How's about I rub you until you reach resonance frequency?
Skeletor-sm

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