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MUTANTS DETECTED ON THE FORUM

Last posted Aug 21, 2015 at 11:09PM EDT. Added Jul 28, 2015 at 06:44PM EDT
33 posts from 28 users

CITIZENS, DO NOT PANIC.

PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE FOR SCANNING AND IDENTIFICATION. ONCE YOU HAVE POSTED, YOU WILL IDENTIFIED AS A MUTANT OR A HUMAN BEING AND DEALT WITH APPROPRIATELY.

MUTANT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR HERETIC
CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL!

RandomMan wrote:

IDENTIFICATION: RandomMan

SPECIES: HUMAN

NOT A MUTANT. FURTHER SCANNING INDICATES "RandomMan" HAS INTERCOURSE WITH MUTANTS. LEGAL, BUT LIKELY TO CAUSE SHUNNING FROM COMMUNITY.

MOVE ALONG, CITIZEN.

TillsterRulz wrote:

MUTANT IS ANOTHER WORD FOR HERETIC
CLEANSE, PURGE, KILL!

IDENTIFICATION: TillsterRulz

SPECIES: MUTANT

MUTANT ALIASES: Cockgobbler, Bum Bandit, Tankfucker

MUTANT ABILITIES: PRIMARY: CAN COMMUNICATE WITH TANKS SECONDARY: SUCKING AN INCOMPREHENSIBLE AMOUNT OF MALE GENITALIA

ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE!

Last edited Jul 28, 2015 at 07:10PM EDT

Mu tant touch this

Last edited Jul 28, 2015 at 07:35PM EDT

hey, what's going on in- oh hey a giant murder-bot…
I'llbetakingmyleavebye

If I'm a mutant, I'm probably a lame one, like having a literal gaydar or being able to summon rice at the rate of one grain a minute or being able to jump slightly higher than I should be able to for my height and level of fitness.

Last edited Jul 28, 2015 at 08:12PM EDT

The MonkeyWrench wrote:

Mu tant touch this

IDENTIFICATION: The MonkeyWrench

SPECIES: MUTANT

MUTANT ABILITY: INHUMANLY GOOD AT DANCING AND "BREAKING DOWN"

ACTION TAKEN: TOOK FOR TESTING.

Mako the Goblin Queen wrote:

hey, what's going on in- oh hey a giant murder-bot…
I'llbetakingmyleavebye

IDENTIFICATION: Mako The Void Witch

SPECIES: INHUMAN

ABILITIES: PRODUCES PHEROMONES THAT CONTROL OTHERS SEXUAL NATURES

PROTOCOL: ?

MOVE ALONG CITIZEN?

Roy G. Biv wrote:

If I'm a mutant, I'm probably a lame one, like having a literal gaydar or being able to summon rice at the rate of one grain a minute or being able to jump slightly higher than I should be able to for my height and level of fitness.

IDENTIFICATION: Roy G. Biv

SPECIES: MUTANT

MUTANT ALIASES: Cinnamon Kid, Vanilla Boy

MUTANT ABILITIES: SCENT MANIPULATION

CAPTURE AND FORCE TO WORK IN A "Comic-Con" TO ERADICATE UNPLEASANT ODOURS.

These are the only Mutants I know.

Can someone explain to me why a robot needs abs?

Jimmy 3, People 0 wrote:

These are the only Mutants I know.

THIS………IS EXXXTREEEEEME!

I don't like the term mutant. I prefer specially powered citizen.

Fuck yeah! Bring it on with your stupid mutant scan!

You mean mutants like this?

Ryumaru Borike wrote:

Can someone explain to me why a robot needs abs?

Still gotta work that washboard chassis if you wanna impress the fembots. And since nearly all robots have a solid manly chest that's smooth to the touch, you gotta go the extra mile.