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Spollywood: One-Line Movie Spoilers

Great website for all your spoiler needs! All you have to do is hit the Random button to go to a new one.

Here's mine:

The Wicker Man (2006): "Nicolas Cage punches a woman while dressed as a bear." http://tinyurl.com/ykykqmz

Enjoy!

AERITH DIES!

VOLDEMORT KILLS KENNY! YOU BASTARD!

MARLEY DIES IN THE END OF THE BOOK!

lol

kung fu panda- The scroll is empty. The secret is to believe in yourself.

THE HUNTER SHOOTS BAMBI'S MOM.

CAPTAIN PRICE SURVIVES THE ENDING OF THE FIRST MODERN WARFARE GAME.

THE PRINCESS IS ALWAYS IN ANOTHER CASTLE.

CAESAR GETS STABBED!
ANTIGONE KILLS HERSELF!
BRIDGET IS ACTUALLY A GUY!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!
THE TITANIC HITS AN ICEBERG!

BILLY MAYS IS DEAD.

THIS POST IS NOT IMPORTANT.

Nobody knows what the Meaning of Life REALLY IS.

@Horseeater: I lol'd.

MODERN WARFARE 2 IS FULL OF PLOT HOLES.

HALO 2 ENDS IN A CLIFFHANGER.
YOU MUST ALWAYS WAIT 30 SECONDS BEFORE POSTING AGAIN.
THE GUY DIES AT THE END OF ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT.
SHADOW DIES AT THE END OF FINAL FANTASY VI
ANIMAL FARM IS AN ACRONYM FOR THE SOVIET UNION.
I NEVER FINISHED READING WAR AND PEACE.
THE BAD GUY WINS IN REAL LIFE.
VIVI SURVIES THE ENDING OF FINAL FANTASY XI
IT'S ALWAYS SUPER EFFECTIVE.
NEO IS THE ONE.
299 OF THE 300 SPARTANS DIE.
I RAN OUT OF IDEAS.

THE WORLD DOESN'T END IN 2012.

Bioshock 2:

Good Ending: If Delta has been merciful towards at least one of the NPCs and has saved all of the Little Sisters, then Sofia Lamb will be saved from drowning by her daughter. On the surface, Delta will die in Eleanor's arms and she will lovingly extract his ADAM, allowing his memory and knowledge to live on. Eleanor and the rescued Little Sisters will then gather together under bright warm weather.

Neutral Ending: In neutral Eleanor will simply leave her mother to drown without intervention. Later on the surface she will extract ADAM from the dying Delta but he will grab her wrist at the last second. Eleanor will then drag Delta to the water and he spends his last moments staring at his reflection while Eleanor thanks him for securing her freedom although the weather and mood is dark and gloomy. (The Little Sisters are also absent but they might've lived)

Bad Ending: Eleanor drowns her mother and extracts Delta's essence calmly. She watches as the bodies of dead splicers rise to the surface. The corpse-filled ocean crashes violently as a powerful thunderstorm rages overhead, foreshadowing the bloody future the world might face, as it may now have to confront the might of Rapture's godlike genetic technologies wielded by Eleanor.

Worst Ending: Eleanor drowns her mother and takes Delta's essence angrily and against his will. She watches as the bodies of dead splicers rise to the surface. The corpse-filled ocean crashes violently as a powerful thunderstorm rages overhead, foreshadowing the bloody future the world might face, as it may now have to confront the might of Rapture's godlike genetic technologies wielded by the genius and cruelty of Eleanor.

The Titanic isn't unsinkable.

Jesus dies.

I lol'd
Made me think of when my history teacher accidentally called Vladimir Lenin "Voldemort Lenin" a few days ago.

SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!!!

Contrary to popular belief, the cake is NOT a lie…

It's a spy.

THE INTERNET IS NOT A LARGE TRUCK

It's Puck's babby, not Finn's.
(Glee FTW)

9693872914
If You Understand This YOU ARE ONE OF THEM.
Also, 9693872914 is the Code for a Shelter/Bunker in a Certain Game developed by Nintendo. Can you guess what this Certain Game is? (Hint: Advance Wars: Days of Ruin)

This thread contains spoilers.

GADS!! SAY IT'S NOT SO!!!!!

Mkay.

WARNING

The Following Message is not to be read by the light of heart. Infact, it is not intended to be read at all. So instead of reading this, I will simply tell you that Will and Isabella survive all of the ordeals, Caulder failz, Brennar dies (Lolnub) and also, the small vial around Isabella's neck MIGHT be a glo-stick. Maybe.

Sort-of-kind-of SPOLIER WARNING!!!1! Don't forget the Erhm "Secret" about Isabella's Family…..*Cough*shesoneofclaudersdaughters*Cough*
Of course, it's like I just, say, SPOILED THE ENDING OF THE GAME for you with that jumbled up sentence that I just Typed….*Cough*Greyfieldkillsforsytheandthenbrennerandhimselfislatekilledbylinandcaulderturnsouttobetheinvisiblehadbehindtheentireconflict.Afterthatitisrevealedthatisabellaisactuallyoneofcauldersthreedaughtersbutshelosthermemoryinanexplsionclonedanddecidedtojoinbrennersbattalionafterbeingrescuedbythem.Latermlinwillandisabellacapturethegreatowlandcaulderordershisdaughterpennytocrashitandkillveryoneonboardbutisabellatalksheroutofitandtheysafelylandit.Afterthattheyfinallymakeittocaulderslabanddestroyitandcaulderhimselfdiesintheexplosioncausedbythis.Attheendingofthegameitisshownthatthesurvivorsofthe12thbattalionformerlyunderthecommandofbrenner,theIDS,andvarioussurvivorsofthemeteorstrikesbandtogtherandformatown.Intheendingcenematicthesunisshowntofinallyrisefrombehindthelargecloudsofashkickedupbythemeteors,simblifyingthebeginingofaneweraofpeace.Cough Okay, I just spoiled 75% of the entire game for you there. Also, I can't wait for someone to unjumble that Spoiler Alert.

Greyfield kills Forsythe and then Brenner and himself is late killed by Lin and Caulder turns out to be the invisible had behind the entire conflict. After that I

Teehee. I tried.

Alright, I guess it's only fair for me to transalate it. (WARNING! MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD! PS: Thanks Wikipedia for allowing me to figure out the entire plot line.)
Greyfield kills Forsythe and then Brenner and himself is later killed by Lin and Caulder turns out to be the Invisible hand behind the entire conflict. After that it is revealed that Isabella is actually one of…. (For some reason the Text Ends at this Point, it's probably a Screen Glitch)

Oh, you mean that SHE'S ONE OF THE CLONES MADE BY CAULDER WHICH IS WHY SHE HAS NONE OF HER MEMORY?

Oh no, you've got it all wrong! What makes you think I would spoil a GREAT VIDEO GAME PLOT TWIST?
(Innocent Whistling)