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Precious Roy wrote:

I've never seen it either, but from what I can tell it's about a bunch of people possesed by ghost things named after rock music who go around the world and fight each other and make funny poses.

How close am I?

Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire wrote:

Part 1: Basically, British Kenshiro had a wonderful life until they adopted Ronnie James Dio, who then steals his girl and roasts his dog. After 17 years have passed, Dio becomes now a vampire and it's up to the British Kenshiro, a guy named Speedwagon (actual name) and Willy Wonka Monopoli Waluigi to save not only Britain, but the whole world against the evil vampiric Dio and his zombie minions.

Part 2: The grandson of Kenshiro, The master ruseman, is rusing policemen in USA until he hears about the Speedwagon, who is supposed to be dead and fights a vampire. Turns out that Speedwagon is alive, but captured by Nazis. The Nazis are giving blood to the ancient race of macho aztec dubstep gods of fitness, but the gods of fitness are awoken and cause ruckus. It is up to Master Ruseman, Caesar Salad Zeppelin, Mona Lisa Lisa and the Nazi general to save the world against the world against three supreme aztec dubstep gods of fitness, mainly Disney's Cars, Wham Bam Rock and Echsidiesie.

Part 3: Ruseman's grandson, Kenshiro with a hat, is being rude to his parents and is strong. But Uncle Dio….is back in quacktion. Now it is up to Kenshiro's hat, Kenau Reeves, Old Ruseman, Muslim Lil B, French Johnny Bravo and a dog to kick Dio's ass and save the mom.

Part 4: Some spooky shit has been happening in the town of Duwang. Elvis Presley, who was the son of the very old Ruseman, does get his knickers in the twist if you talk shit about his hair. They have to find the killer. So Elvis, Marine Kenshiro, Guanglai Kangyi, an idiot with the most powerful spirit ghost yet he is an idiot, Araki himself and many more to find the killer. Turns out it was David Bowie (more accurately Thin White Duke) who did the killing. Now is their mission to kinkshame him.

Part 5: The son of Dio, Fabulous McFabio, wants to become a gangstar. His mafia has to find the b0ss, who was very evil and had a questionable sense of clothing. They know a spooky ghost that just works.

Part 6: Attention! The homosexual priest has arrived and he will make Dio's dreams come true (by rewriting reality itself) . Now, the Marine Kenshiro's daughter, Olive Oil, must save her dolphin-loving father and the world. Also one of the peeps is literally plankton.

Part 7: USA has announced an epic horse race all around the Murica. Somewhere, a paraplegic cynic wants his legs back. An Italian man, Zeppelin's Gyros, wants to save the boi. These two work together to win the race and defeat the president of United States, because Jesus told them. Also Dio is back, but he is much less of an ass and more of a dinosaur.

Part 8: Popeye with 2 tongues and 4 balls. That is only thing I could explain since everything else is downright absurd.

Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire wrote:

Part 1: Basically, British Kenshiro had a wonderful life until they adopted Ronnie James Dio, who then steals his girl and roasts his dog. After 17 years have passed, Dio becomes now a vampire and it's up to the British Kenshiro, a guy named Speedwagon (actual name) and Willy Wonka Monopoli Waluigi to save not only Britain, but the whole world against the evil vampiric Dio and his zombie minions.

Part 2: The grandson of Kenshiro, The master ruseman, is rusing policemen in USA until he hears about the Speedwagon, who is supposed to be dead and fights a vampire. Turns out that Speedwagon is alive, but captured by Nazis. The Nazis are giving blood to the ancient race of macho aztec dubstep gods of fitness, but the gods of fitness are awoken and cause ruckus. It is up to Master Ruseman, Caesar Salad Zeppelin, Mona Lisa Lisa and the Nazi general to save the world against the world against three supreme aztec dubstep gods of fitness, mainly Disney's Cars, Wham Bam Rock and Echsidiesie.

Part 3: Ruseman's grandson, Kenshiro with a hat, is being rude to his parents and is strong. But Uncle Dio….is back in quacktion. Now it is up to Kenshiro's hat, Kenau Reeves, Old Ruseman, Muslim Lil B, French Johnny Bravo and a dog to kick Dio's ass and save the mom.

Part 4: Some spooky shit has been happening in the town of Duwang. Elvis Presley, who was the son of the very old Ruseman, does get his knickers in the twist if you talk shit about his hair. They have to find the killer. So Elvis, Marine Kenshiro, Guanglai Kangyi, an idiot with the most powerful spirit ghost yet he is an idiot, Araki himself and many more to find the killer. Turns out it was David Bowie (more accurately Thin White Duke) who did the killing. Now is their mission to kinkshame him.

Part 5: The son of Dio, Fabulous McFabio, wants to become a gangstar. His mafia has to find the b0ss, who was very evil and had a questionable sense of clothing. They know a spooky ghost that just works.

Part 6: Attention! The homosexual priest has arrived and he will make Dio's dreams come true (by rewriting reality itself) . Now, the Marine Kenshiro's daughter, Olive Oil, must save her dolphin-loving father and the world. Also one of the peeps is literally plankton.

Part 7: USA has announced an epic horse race all around the Murica. Somewhere, a paraplegic cynic wants his legs back. An Italian man, Zeppelin's Gyros, wants to save the boi. These two work together to win the race and defeat the president of United States, because Jesus told them. Also Dio is back, but he is much less of an ass and more of a dinosaur.

Part 8: Popeye with 2 tongues and 4 balls. That is only thing I could explain since everything else is downright absurd.

Tupolev Tu-22M Backfire wrote:

Part 1: Basically, British Kenshiro had a wonderful life until they adopted Ronnie James Dio, who then steals his girl and roasts his dog. After 17 years have passed, Dio becomes now a vampire and it's up to the British Kenshiro, a guy named Speedwagon (actual name) and Willy Wonka Monopoli Waluigi to save not only Britain, but the whole world against the evil vampiric Dio and his zombie minions.

Part 2: The grandson of Kenshiro, The master ruseman, is rusing policemen in USA until he hears about the Speedwagon, who is supposed to be dead and fights a vampire. Turns out that Speedwagon is alive, but captured by Nazis. The Nazis are giving blood to the ancient race of macho aztec dubstep gods of fitness, but the gods of fitness are awoken and cause ruckus. It is up to Master Ruseman, Caesar Salad Zeppelin, Mona Lisa Lisa and the Nazi general to save the world against the world against three supreme aztec dubstep gods of fitness, mainly Disney's Cars, Wham Bam Rock and Echsidiesie.

Part 3: Ruseman's grandson, Kenshiro with a hat, is being rude to his parents and is strong. But Uncle Dio….is back in quacktion. Now it is up to Kenshiro's hat, Kenau Reeves, Old Ruseman, Muslim Lil B, French Johnny Bravo and a dog to kick Dio's ass and save the mom.

Part 4: Some spooky shit has been happening in the town of Duwang. Elvis Presley, who was the son of the very old Ruseman, does get his knickers in the twist if you talk shit about his hair. They have to find the killer. So Elvis, Marine Kenshiro, Guanglai Kangyi, an idiot with the most powerful spirit ghost yet he is an idiot, Araki himself and many more to find the killer. Turns out it was David Bowie (more accurately Thin White Duke) who did the killing. Now is their mission to kinkshame him.

Part 5: The son of Dio, Fabulous McFabio, wants to become a gangstar. His mafia has to find the b0ss, who was very evil and had a questionable sense of clothing. They know a spooky ghost that just works.

Part 6: Attention! The homosexual priest has arrived and he will make Dio's dreams come true (by rewriting reality itself) . Now, the Marine Kenshiro's daughter, Olive Oil, must save her dolphin-loving father and the world. Also one of the peeps is literally plankton.

Part 7: USA has announced an epic horse race all around the Murica. Somewhere, a paraplegic cynic wants his legs back. An Italian man, Zeppelin's Gyros, wants to save the boi. These two work together to win the race and defeat the president of United States, because Jesus told them. Also Dio is back, but he is much less of an ass and more of a dinosaur.

Part 8: Popeye with 2 tongues and 4 balls. That is only thing I could explain since everything else is downright absurd.