What vehicle gives the best blowjobs?
A succ-u-bus
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hello my name is every generic riff raff user ever, and my response to OP is:
THIS THREAD
<----lelele circlejerk points to the left dank u
OP is a faggot.
THIS THREAD
Epyc's very existence is the best yet worst joke to ever exist.
he is also living proof that God is dead
RandomVids wrote:
Epyc's very existence is the best yet worst joke to ever exist.
he is also living proof that God is dead
If God is dead then death is immortal and if death is immortal then it is really life so God is alive. :y
My social life
Why did the chicken cross the road
To fuk ur mum.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
There were too many knights
wanna know the name of Russell Crowe grandfather?
Russell Raven
Why did the traitor cross the road?
he was never really on your side
A guitarist spews diarrhea on the groupie he has tonight.
Talk about shit hitting the fan.
I saw a dog take a shit and eat it. He might've had a shit-eating grin afterwards.
What kind of car did Gohan get from Picollo?
The other day, I decided to trace the genealogy of my pet frog.
I found out it was a tad-polish…
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A really crummy joke for you all.
What's black and white and red all over?
A dead penguin.
In 1917 Russian communists stormed the winter palace.
I bet that left a Marx.
What do call a boy that is long?
Longboy
hahahahahahahahahahahaha I am having a laughter
haha long boy
Why do they put walls around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Politics.
So many clowns, yet so few laughs.
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Shape wrote:
haha long boy
this is legendary
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
o sheet
Gay jokes really hurt me… They just hit too close to homo
What's a popular theatre in Soviet Russia?
CineMarx
Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
Because he had a chicken stapled to his face.
My Life
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
homo sapiens
9/11
emoji the movie
Teddy Sadcat wrote:
emoji the movie
uhp, everyone can go home now, that is the shittiest joke on the face of the planet.
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said: "Let's talk, I am sure that flights are faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger.
"How about nuclear power?" The girl asked.
"Ok," he said "That could be an interesting topic!"
The girl continues: "But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
"The stranger thinks about it and says:"Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the little girl replies:"Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
Why did the blind lady fall into the well?
Because.. she couldn't see that well
Er….here.
What do you call the Republicans' candidate that gets all the votes?
Their Trump card.
the pototo monkey lol funny joke randoooooom
My entire existence.
period
The holocaust