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For years, scientists have wondered: Is their waifu "best waifu"? I ask you all today to contribute your knowledge and opinions on the matter to finally figure out this conundrum for science and the welfare of people across the globe. What makes a waifu good or bad? What are the tiers of fictional girlfriends? What about husbandos? Please, discuss.

Waifus are all fundamentally shit. They are masturbation objects for sexists and enable pedophiles. Waifus also increase the risk that you will fuck your sister.

Hubandos, on the other hand, are a wide and varied demographic. They provide comfort for women who have to live in the 3D world full of misogynist pigs with waifus. Since they can stay in and cook with their husbando, women don't have to risk being eye raped and harassed on the street just because they want to get a meal. Younger husbandos fulfill the maternal instinct in a woman, who could only want to cherish her cute little brother and definitely not fuck him. Women would never try to tier their husbandos into broad categories because each one is equally special to the woman who offers a place in her heart, not just cum buckets like waifus.

Husbandos block the duty required of women to perform as punishment for the rib they selfishly took from us men in the Garden of Eden: Bear children and suck my dick.

Husbandos are Satan: Confirmed.

Wiafus can be divided into two tiers: Shit, and Trash. Both tiers are essentially the same, the only difference is the image macro other users use to describe it.

Waifus? that's a funny way to say garbage.

Waifus are all garbage, and therefore, there is no 'best waifu'.

However there certainly a 'least worst' Waifu, and I do hold some curiosity as to who that would be.

God-Tier Trash: OP. Cinnamon Bun too pure for this world, and therefore too good to be your waifu.
Top-Tier Trash: A strong pick in waifu, but not overpowered.
High-Tier Trash: Pretty good choice of waifu.
Mid-Tier Trash: Neither a good pick nor bad pick.
Low-Tier Trash: Heavily flawed. Recommended you reconsider your choice in waifu, but the waifu you have could work.
Bottom-Tier Trash: Your waifu sucks at being a waifu, and that's saying a lot considering all waifus are trash.

Much like fighting game tier lists, there are many traits that influences a Waifu's rank on the tier list:
Popularity. "How many people claim this fictional character is their waifu?"
Literary Performance. "How well written/acted/portrayed is this fictional character?"
Relationship Viability. "What traits does the fictional character possess that make them worthy to be a waifu?"
Matchups against other Waifus. "Is there another fictional character that shares the same elements as the fictional character being scored? What are the differences? Do these differences make one fictional character better than the other?"

To determine these traits, a collaboration of experts are assembled to discuss which waifus are the best waifus. This is called the "Waifu Backroom."