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Any bird that can fly, even if they are not my favorite type of animal I would like to fly away into the horizon.

a platypus

i dont do very much

Sloth.
Just chilling out on a tree without any single worry and taking a dump every week. Also the fur is an entire ecosystem.

Probably something shitty like a donkey or something.

A water bear because those things are almost indestructible.

Well that or if we want to go for mythical animals a Phoenix because it sounds interesting.

^In mythical animals I would also prefer the Phoenix.

Judging by my personality, I'd say I'd be a carabao. (If you don't know what that is, look it up.)

A snarky and witty carabao.

(Although, I'm more like a bull or rhino when sufficiently angered.)

I'd be coyote. Cuz people would think im a violent aggressive wolf, but im actually a passive aggressive snarky coyote.

(This is meant to be analogous to the fact that im a big black guy, so people irl automatically assume im tough and athletic and shit, but im not. I'm a weak, nerdy, and somewhat condescending introvert)

lobster, because I would be immortal

Speaking of immortality, I'd be a jellyfish, because they can effectively revert themselves to a sexually immature state and continue their cycle over and over again.

Or a cat. Because then I wouldn't have to care about anything in my life anymore. Oh wait.

Panda.
I'm a klutz in life itself.

Octopus. Eight arms, a squishy body, venom, ink and some intelligence sounds good to me.

People have told me I'm a snake or a cat. Personally I prefer snek.

Snek

Osprey
Beautiful and majestic sea chickens.

Chameleon, cause why the fuck not.

Bull dog or a fat cat. Whichever lazes around and eats the most.

I guess I'd be a brown bear. Bear's seem to live pretty laid back lives~

You might as well take a test. Dr Phil approved!

Apparently I'm a fucking penguin

Me too! Coyotes are really adaptable, which is something I'm pretty good at.

According to my friend I'm a fluffy gay lion

I'd be a dog, something big and dumb like a Mastiff.

That test said I would be a Porcupines but I don't mind being either a penguin or a crow.

According to that test I am a gorilla

From the test I'm a beaver, but I feel more like a mole or turtle.

I'm a mountain goat

A Bear

I always wanted to be a cat, where I can screech my face out if I feel like it.

Also the Internet is still addicted to it.

A lion, since i'm fast and very terriotorial

I'd be a cute-ass beagle/english bulldog mix.

The test said I was porcupine, but that's really not what I'd like.

I'd say what I would prefer, but I find my choice too cliché.

I'm a gorilla. Fuck yeah.

probebly a horse. but not too big of a horse, a miniature horse if you will.

the kind that is able to throw parties, talk, and live in Equestria and then hug yellow-quite-waifu

A Mosquito!

For. . . er . . . reasons.

Motherfucking crabs. You better join the crab master race as well if you want to world domination and the eradication of all weaker species. Crabs are the only sane choice as well as our brothers and sisters in arms, lobsters.

I got a Cottontail :P

id be memesaurisrex

My spirit animal is the mongoose. Super fast reflexes and venom resistance to let me 1v1 melee freaking cobras? Yes please!

wikipedia.com/mongoose