Oh! Uh, glad to meet ya, the name’s Blubber.
B-luh-double-buh-er.
That spells Blubber!
Oh, the wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is Blubbers are wonderful things
Their posts are made of lame humour
But users still treat them like kings
They’re broadly modly, oddly godly
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is I’m the only one!
Oh, the wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is Blubbers are wonderful chaps
When they see they raids getting bigger
They shrug and say “Shit haps”
They’re ever clever oh, whatever
Fun fun fun fun fun
But the most wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is I’m the only one!
Blubbers are sarcastic fellas
Blubbers are so fuckin’ sweet
Everyone el-se is jealous
I shouldn’t need to repeat
Oh, the wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is Blubbers are certified saints
Their comics are quite well received
For 30 seconds on ol’ MSPaint
They’re broadly modly, oddly godly
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is I’m the only one!
Yes, Blubbers are sarcastic fellas
Blubbers are so fuckin’ sweet
Everyone el-se is jealous
I shouldn’t need to repeat
Oh, the wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is Blubbers are wonderful things
Their posts are made of lame humour
But users still treat them like kings
They’re broadly modly, oddly godly
Fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Blubbers
Is I’m the only one!
IIIIIIII’m the only one!