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101. Brag about how low the Prices are at Meijer.

102. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! Or just break a Kit Kat in front of someone.

103. Attempt to suck the Blood of Customers. COUGHREMILASCARLETCOUGH.

shouting PEELZ HERE at a pharmacy

103. Cosplay as Louis smack Pill Bottles out of People's Hands.

104. die?

Number one-hundred seventy-triforce:
1. Attempt the Cinnamon Challenge.
2. Lose, of course.
3. ?
4. Get kicked out, hopefully.
5. PROFIT!!!

btw, the whole time i was typing that, for some reason, i tasted cinnamon in my mouth.

106. Play "Commando" in the Gardening Section.

107. Start gardening.

run around saying (im from the future)

GAME
Throw frisbees around. For each object that you knock down, award yourself one point. For every time you hit an employee, that's 5 points. If you hit any customers, that's 2 points.

108. go inside and break the mirror in attempt to end its evil rain of horror and have to deal with some retarded guy saying that he has many differrent disguises by taking off his hat and putting back on also yes i know i stole this from south park but all the other good things were taken

Reign…

Yeah, don't worry. Zack is… educationally challenged.

Of course, you could always go to Wal-Mart and say that he is your friend. You'd get kicked out in an instant!

109. Cuss at random kids in the toy isle while wearing booty shorts.

No, if I even tried to walk in while wearing booty shorts, I'd get kicked out.

Eat a jar of peanut butter in the food isle.

111. Try on the panties in front of everybody in the ladies section.

Get something, and go to cash register, while clerk is getting money, piss in her face.

Ask the Manager an unanwserable question. Once they ask you what the anwser is scream "YOU JUST GOT LEARNED!"

115 Open a can of Deer Urine from the Sporting Goods section ( used as bait by deer hunters)

I've seen and smelled this done- it will work.

REARRANGE BASEBALLBATS AND TENNIS RAQUETS INTO THE SHAPE OF A PENIS…IV DONE IT AND YES I DID GET KICKED OUT LOL…….. >=)

*go there bored
*find way to end boredom
*complaint filed
*manager walks up
*???
*profit

Strip naked, pour several cans of the unsaturated milk on yourself til your white and dripping, Run around and rub your body all over everything in the electronics and toys section.

Let me just say that

THIS

Run around the store carrying one of these:

Have a sexy evil robot try to assassinate people in WalMart.

@kyle…. what?

@steven
This thread rocks.

run around naked and on a acid trip screaming "HEY CAN I GET SOME SERVICE HERE?!? I THINK MY LAWNMOWER IS BROKEN!" – holds up a steam cleaner-

Have you noticed all of mine are against children (ILuVKDyEr=pedophile)

Give birth in the baby isle.

destroy the baby isle

Mutilate and eat an employee

130. Get kicked out of Walmart before entering Walmart.

131. Double Post.

Run around shouting "STEVEN!!" hoping that someone will reply with "JUST COMING!!"

Be black.

134. Say "All hail China! Praise be to Mother China!" Over the Intercom.

Buy a can of coke.
Stick finger in ass.
Hold can up to teller's nose and outstretch ass-finger.
Say "does my coffee smell like shit?"

136. Put a shoe on your head.

@vlad what?
137. put a head in your shoe

@Steven Mick
It's the classical "Put Shoe on Head" Joke.

138. H4V3 4N 4LL OUT B3TTL3 W1TH P1ZZ4 GUY 1N TH3 GROC3RY S3CT1ON.

139. Spell really, really badly.
140. Combo Post something that you should have just edited in your Post (There IS a Reason for that EDIT POST Button you know).
141. Remind me slightly of Gabe Cele, who also made unintelligible posts and didn't know what the "Edit Post" Button was for.

#305829058239020394
Walk into Wal-Mart while doing the things in Vlad's post. That'll get you kicked out.

yes i just figured that out also reason 142. get out a blow up pool and fill it with kool aid thats sure to cause some caos sorry i dont know how to spell caos

Put this propaganda poster everywhere.
Not only will you get kicked out, but WalMart will hire hitmen to kill you.

Run around with a fake light saber yelling im luke skywalker and hit random people.

Have sex on the furniture in the furniture isle.

@doctor
See Vlad's post.