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100+ ways to get kicked out of Walmart

Last posted Jun 21, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT. Added May 02, 2010 at 10:14PM EDT
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200.(not really) go to the furniture isle then and just sleep on a couch when someone tells you to leave tell them that if you stand on the floor a bunch of knomes will take your shoes then get an oar and paddle your way out of the store screaming the voices are after me that is sure to get you kicked out

Attempt at Translating Zack's post.
Before
200.(not really) go to the furniture isle then and just sleep on a couch when someone tells you to leave tell them that if you stand on the floor a bunch of knomes will take your shoes then get an oar and paddle your way out of the store screaming the voices are after me that is sure to get you kicked out


After

1)Go to Furniture Section
2)Sleep on a Couch
3) When told to leave, tell them that if you (as in yourself) stand on the floor, gnomes will take your shoes
4) Get an oar and paddle your way out of the store while screaming "the voices are after me"
that is sure to get you kicked out


And that's what my interpretation is.

Last edited May 23, 2010 at 10:39PM EDT

1337. Go to the electronics section and start screaming. Once someone comes up to you and starts asking what is wrong, say "I can hear screaming…. from the phones. THE PHONES" And start destroying any phone or cellular device whilst doing some other electronic device collateral damage. If this doesn't get you kicked, I don't know what will.

5311. Wear a huge raincoat. Go in Walmart asking everyone in there: "Hey, where do you keep the little children?"

An alternative would be going in and finding parents, asking them: "Hey, how much for the child?"

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