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100+ ways to get kicked out of Walmart
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Jun 21, 2010 at 06:56PM EDT.
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Oromon- I hope you mean Nazi. Navi doesn't say hi. Navi says "Hey! Listen!" over 9000 times.
Have a dance off in the deli.
Kytosai
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Or maybe he meanas a netnavi
reaverneon
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does wallmart even have a furniture isle?
yes it dose.
Steal all the 360, PS3, and Wii games, and replace them with copies of this:
Omomon
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1.http://203.157.19.120/ictfile/homes/rachi/avatar-neytiri-wallpapers_3_1680x1050.jpg
i meant the na'vi from avatar
fix'd for you
reaverneon
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200.(not really) go to the furniture isle then and just sleep on a couch when someone tells you to leave tell them that if you stand on the floor a bunch of knomes will take your shoes then get an oar and paddle your way out of the store screaming the voices are after me that is sure to get you kicked out
Kytosai
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…what?
201. Speak Engrish.
???. epically fail
Kytosai
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Attempt at Translating Zack's post.
Before
200.(not really) go to the furniture isle then and just sleep on a couch when someone tells you to leave tell them that if you stand on the floor a bunch of knomes will take your shoes then get an oar and paddle your way out of the store screaming the voices are after me that is sure to get you kicked out
After
1)Go to Furniture Section
2)Sleep on a Couch
3) When told to leave, tell them that if you (as in yourself) stand on the floor, gnomes will take your shoes
4) Get an oar and paddle your way out of the store while screaming "the voices are after me"
that is sure to get you kicked out
And that's what my interpretation is.
213. Don't care about how many of these have been done and just come up with a Number off the top of your head.
5878484484444444444444444444444985898.
dress as darth vader with a bunch of friends dressed as stormtroopers and walk out with stolen merchandise.
1337. Go to the electronics section and start screaming. Once someone comes up to you and starts asking what is wrong, say "I can hear screaming…. from the phones. THE PHONES" And start destroying any phone or cellular device whilst doing some other electronic device collateral damage. If this doesn't get you kicked, I don't know what will.
     mehÂ
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1338. wear nothing but clothes that are black, then buy 15 Justin beiber CDs.
5311. Wear a huge raincoat. Go in Walmart asking everyone in there: "Hey, where do you keep the little children?"
An alternative would be going in and finding parents, asking them: "Hey, how much for the child?"
#9000!!!!!!!!!!! chase someone with a crowbar
Sweatie Killer
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Do nothing for 7 hours straight watching a wall.
1942. Make everything you say into a David Caruso One-Liner.
Run around Screaming CANDLEJACK IS COMING RUN FOR YOUR LIV
1423. Be this Guy.
rafevl
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3.14. Go around reciting Pi.
Sweatie Killer
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Get one of those big nerf chain guns and go running screaming
"NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME!"
While shooting every single person with darts…
Even employees.
:3
Have two people cosplay as Pokemon, two people cosplay as trainers, and have a random pokemon battle, with much running around and knocking down merchandise.
Do This:
     mehÂ
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Do This:
142. Play a Vuvuzela inside.
Sweatie Killer
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Buy a Vuvuzela
1. Buy a vuvuzela.
2. Get a South African.
3. ?
4. Get kicked out of Walmart.
5. PROFIT!!!
144. Eat the manager
Preorder Battletoads.
D. All of the above
147. Cosplay as Chen and run around honking Bike Horns.
188. Live performance of…
189. sit on people
190.