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Fairly obvious. Just post what yiu would use a Portal Gun for.

1. When someone is pouring Coffee, open an orange portal above their head, then a blue portal in the Coffee mug.

2. Start using them to think. (Now you're thinking with Portals.)

3. I would go to one of those fancy indoor pools and put a blue portal in the bottom and an orange one on top, so it would look like a waterfall. If you want to go off the high-dive, then just swim into the vortex created by the portal.

4. Maybe putting a blue portal behind the poptarts in the store, and an orange one near my computer. FREE POPTARTS! WOOH!

5. Rig one so that when someone steps through it, they get stuck in a Portal Loop until they end up smacking into the Floor.

Set up a portal loop that spans from a plane's altitude to the ground and run the world's most successful skydiving program.

I'd make a giant Rube Goldberg machine with it, keeping it moving forward by shooting alternate color portals. I would charge all the neighborhood kids a quarter and I would be able to buy all the jawbreakers I want!

I would use the portals to create an infinite waterfall energy maker and become richest man everer.

Kill yourself with them to avoid child support.

Put one in front of the toilet, the other goes where you're currently sitting. 'nuf said.

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portals can be very dangerous

That last one is a lie.

1. Open portal into bank vault
2. Take the money from the vault
3. ???
4. Profit!

Why has no one posted the REAL reason Aperture Science made the portal gun?
as a Shower Curtain!

Put portal on your stomach. Put other portal on a wall.
ENTER YOURSELF

shoot one into the air and another into the ground see where it gets you

Put one in your fridge and one beside where youère sitting. nuff said.

Put one on the back of your shirt and one on your stomach. Trick your friends by putting things into your back and having it drop from your stomach. It will look like you shat it.

portal in grocery store. portal beside your chair. NUFF SAID.