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You did.

I wish for.

You have your Period right now.

I wish I could burp Tornadoes

Alright, but they are harmless to everything except Republicans.

I wish I lived back in the 1800's.

They will taste worse coming out.
I Wish i could shit lightning and piss success.

You are forever constipated and your **** gets cut off…

I wish that it was raining cats and dogs!

ok but the cats are the only ones that land on their feet
i wish that i could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony

This is how they sound:

I wish I had a sharks with FREAKIN LASERS MOUNTED ON THEIR BACKS!

Granted, but the lasers are on their heads.

I wish for new speakers.

You get some sweet ass speakers:

But they only play songs within the harmonic key of Grrr:

I wish for all your wishes to come true = )

Okay, but the next poster is gonna corrupt them anyway.

I wish the price of StarCraft 2 would drop.

But it's an evaluation version.

I wish that I could have pie.

ok

i wish for a hatredcopter

too bad you get this

i wish i can get chirumiru out my head

Ok, but now you have Caramelldansen stuck in your head.

I wish I had a companion cube.

to bad you have sonikku the talking ballruu

i wish i would stop

Ok, but now you're frozen.
I wish the Mac weren't made for hipster fa*****.

Okay, but now you have to push the freakin' cart all by yourself.

I wish Spies would be less obvious.

Okay, but they all die of heart attacks.

I wish that all the World of Warcraft servers crashed so then no one could play WoW

Ok, but everyone who plays it starts playing your favorite game.
I wish that not everyone in here was a FU***** OTAKU.

Granted…. but the ones that are still otaku get worse. And their figures and pillows and posters and stuff overflow into your virtual space. :|

I wish I knew why I have a tiny headache.

You now know why.. but it is due to an alien egg layed in the center of your head. It hatches.. and expands.. ripping your head in two.

I wish there I was a punkrocker with flowers in my hair

Granted, but he moves out.
I wish I was good at PhotoShopping.

Granted, but now your Photoshop broke down.

I wish I had special llama powers.

Granted, but your a Dolphin.
I wish I could fire more laz0rz.

Granted.
Can I become mormon?

Granted, but your husband is Disgusting.
Can I explode?

Granted, but now it's raining you!

I wish Demomen wouldn't destroy my sentries all the time.

Granted, but your sentries are still destoryed.
Can I find Harmony Harmony?

No, only Love.
Can Iiiii find Harmony Harmony?

Granted, but just remember to press x near the stars.
Can I see a double rainbow?

Yes, if you have sex with Mickey Rourke

Can I virtually pleasure my own KYM avatar?

Granted, But remember, Use a condom
Can I have the EFG In this thread?

No.

I wish I was better in my English class.

Well maybe then your profile pic wouldnt resemble my sex life.

Can I haz hugz tiem nao?

yes you can't, but they cost more then you got.

can i have epic win cookie cake?

Yes

Can I has Samuel Adamz nao :O

Sure, but it's a non alcoholic version (assuming you're talking about the beer)

Can you please give me a salmon?

You also get a herring, which you have to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.

I wish I had a portal gun that had a button that made vuvuzela noise.

The Vuvuzela's awesome noise makes you bleed from the ears.

I wish for asdfghjkl!

Instead you get qwertyuiop.

I wish for a double rainbow.

You jizz in your pants everytime you think of it and that would be every minute of everyday.

I wish I knew what love was.

Unzips pants, you now know :3

Can I touch Dr. Robotnik's Pingas?

SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE

IS SONIX A LOVELY HEDGEHOG?

He is an Armadillo!

I wish I had a English Accent!

Certainly. Ye is noo a Geordie, like. Ye automaticly sound divvie-like when ye open yer mouth. An' mos' Americans think ye sound all Scottish-like.

I wish that Finnish people would have a less obvious accent.

But smell horribly.
I wish nobody would spoil my wish.

Puts wish in fridge

I wish I could grow Condoms in my garden.

but you turn into a loli and die

i wish i was a

You were, but not anymore.

I wish I had an unbreakable golden rubber band.

Ok, it's cuttable.
I wish I was a loli.