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granted, but they thumbs it down.

I wish that homework wouldn't be required.

granted, but then teachers would have so much free time and teachers dont want free time
i wish i could get halo reach

granted, but your xbox breaks

I want to win that contest at my school for $500

okay, but they find out that you cheated.

I wish for the $500 that madcat cheated to get.

Ok but batman steal's it.
I wish for a 9 inch chicken

Granted, but it's dead and covered in tar.

I wish for good, scary creepypasta.

Granted bit its SO good that your hormones get the best of you.

I wish I could be a catboy :B

Sold, but hes fat and hairy.

I want a ponie.

Ok, but you have to put it down
I wish I had superpowers

Granted,but they only work in the total absence of oxygen.

I wish for ♪something to keep us going through the wind and the rain♪

but your powers are to only make really stupid wishes

i wish i was a swampert

Ok but you cant liek no more.
I wish I had a weiner

ok but it's under cooked
I wish for trident layers

ok but you don't get paid in it

i wish i could liek

Ok but everyone else hate's you.
I wish I was supestrong

ok, you have now been relocated to the moon; thusly you can now lift more.
I wish for an official Red Ryder carbine- action 200 shot range model air rifle.

It accidentally shoots off into your face.

I wish my power level was over 9000.

It gets translated correctly, and it's only 8000
I wish I could work more than one day a week.

Ok, you are now a slave.
I wish for tickets to the next interior semiotics.

You do but you end up disappointed.
I wish for a bucket of Chicken.

Granted,but its a bucket of very alive and very confused Chickens.

I wish could pet an Asp Caterpillar without all that horrible vemon which I would otherwise contract.

It throws you into the snake pit.

I wish I was a real Lolita.

Ok but batman kills you.
I wish I wish

but then it corrupts
i wish i had 2 million bucks

Ok but gary has 3 million bucks.
I wish for my wish to get corrupted

Ok but a group of hunters kill them.
I wish i could do a barrel roll.

It is so pure that it becomes the god of a new religion.
I wish people would stop wishing for uncorruptible wishes and for their wishes to be corrupted.

Granted, but now only at 50%.

I wish my wish was uncorrupted, and had to be granted.

Ok, but you wished to be un-sweat.
I wish I had 3 more wishes.

You only get 2.
Iwish I knew what Sweatie's last corruption meant.

Okay but you forget all of your other internet knowledge
I wish that we could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

The internet can find your shooting stars.
I wish for 9001 dollars.

Nappa says its impossible
i wish i had the power to shrink vera vera small

You don't know anyone with that name.

I wish that I had rocket boots.

They asplode your feet.

I wish asplode was a word!

okay but no one knows what it means
i wish /b/ didnt have shock images

okay, but it's all just pictures of yiffing now.

I wish that the world was better.

ok but you cant do anything for lulz anymore

I wish i had a sensor that detected any troll

Ok, but now you yourself are a troll; troll's can only sense other trolls.
I wish I could enter the video game world.

ok but it's tetris and you get crushed to death

i wish i had a lv 100 magikarp

ok but it still only knows splash and cant learn anything else
i wish that i could be a pretty cool guy and dont afraid of anything

ok but ur also an hero

I wish that I could have a more awesome kym name.

You can't without losing all of your desu powers.
I wish for a fish sandwich.

ok but the fish part is a blowfishes poison sac
i wish the lost ending wasn't such a cop out

Ok, but the ending is so epic it's like opening the ark of the covenant from raiders.
I wish to meet stephen king

first of all, fuck i want that ending, corruption fail.
ok but your a die hard Christian
i wish i had the very top score on robot unicorn attack

ok but you have spent so much time on the computer your fat merged to it

i wish i was a teletubbie and had a tv on my stomach

Ok but your T.V. only picks up 4kids stations.
I wish I had a ray gun.

Ok but it did't come with batterys.
I wish for a cheeto

ok but I get the 1000 get
I wish I could go to gamelon to aid duke onkled