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I wish to take the pagebreak.
And I still wish for chocolate cake.

It is full of blood

I wish lanthus would stop eatin catgirls

Okay, but now he's going to eat Doggirls.

I wish that I will be the one to get the next pagebreak.

Ok, but then there's a swarm of killer ninjas trying to take your head.
I wish that 4kids hadn't of dubbed those animes.

Okay, but now 4kids controls the Media.

I wish that more people played Advance Wars.

They do but then they those interest.

I wish for trees

Okay, but there are no more Bushes.

I wish people didn't talk in leetspeak all the time online.

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I wish that people delivered presents TO Santa.

Okay, but now nobody delivers presents to YOU.

I wish I could own a Car.

Behold Vlad I have bought you a car… oh wait it just broke

I wish for a bee attack.

Behold ashbo12, I have brought you the bees-OH GOD NOT THE BEES!

I wish I could figure out if anybody has ever decided to go more like.

You figured it out, but then you accidently it.

I wish I could shot web.

Okay, but your internal organs come out with the web when you shoot it.
I wish you wouldn't grant this wish.

Granted, but the paradox makes YOUR head explode, not mine.

I wish that when I'm about to die, I get to jump up and punch a falling meteorite.

You die as a result of punching it.

I wish ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!

Granted, but someone set up you the bomb, not us.
I wish my ship would sail before morning.

Okay, but you're now sailing on the Titanic.

I wish I could tell a cool story, bro.

Cool story, bro.

I wish the people of the world would live together in harmony.

Okay, but now you're no stranger to love.

I wish Twilight would die in a fire.

I don't get that one so it corrupts itself into not happening.

I wish 42.

Okay, but now you can never know the question.

I wish U.N. Owen was her.

Now she is, but no one knows her.
I really wish Wish would come true, because my pokemanz really need some health.

It does but gary F***ing oak challenges you to a pokemon battle and you lose.

I wish for pickle and a nickel.

Okay, but the pickle comes to life and your nickel leaves you for the big city.

I wish Robert Green had blocked that one ball at the World Cup.

You get a nickel but it's in your pickle
I wish I could witness the fight between weegee and a cheeseburger with fries and a baby.

Your wish comes true but you get cancer

I wish for a dish

A dish flies at your head, killing you.

I wish 6 × 9.

It is 54 but you forgot how to eat

I wish I was 9

Okay, but now you're a moron.

I wish more people would get that joke.

They get the joke

I wish for a magnet

Too bad you don't know how they f#ckin' work.

I wish there would be an original Wii Star Fox game.

There will be, except it only uses motion controls and is terrible.

I wish that I could go into any TV show ever.

I wish the combo wasn't broken.

Darn you Tardises. DARN YOU.

…wut?

@pimp

The tv breaks

I wish for a cure for cancer

Ok, but now everyone has AIDS.
I wish that dubtron had more commands.

Granted, but only marimba can use them.

I wish that I owned every videogame ever.

You own all video games then suddenly red ring of death.

I wish 4loop

Ok, but you DIE!
I wish that MOTHER 3 was released in the US.

Ok, but it'll be translated by 4kids.

I wish I could live in the internet.

ok,but youre trapped in the tf2 forums
i wish micheal jackson would of stopped at thriller

Granted, but the universe divided by 0 to do that, SO EVERYONE DIED.

I wish it was safe to divide by 0.

ok but micheal jackson would stop at thriller making it unsafe again
i wish someone would somehow break this infinit loop
your move internet

Okay, but the Internet doesn't make a move forcing you to wait for all eternity.

I wish marimba didn't flood #OMGKYM

Yes, I force MJ to continue past where he was stopping to break the loop, but the Unviverse is cracked… the cracks are in TIME ITSELF.

I wish the world was safe tomorrow… I DUN WANNA DIE FROM CRACKS IN TIME!

Okay, but you do.

I wish butterin yobread used proper capitalization.