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Okay,but you have to spell my name right.
I wish for a rainbow as i havent seen one in a while and its quite depressing.

Granted, to bad its a bow echo
I wish there was something real ,wish there was something strong

chuck norris is what you wish for and he kills you

I wish for a magic balloon.

but yoshis corpse is in there
i wish for brussel sprouts

Okay, but balloons are now your one weakness.

I wish I could noclip in real life.

You try it and die in the mantle.

I wish there was a thread with the following post; Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You find the thread but EVERYONE DIES.

I wish it was 6:18

Okay, but after changing the time, I'll make it Daylights Savings Time.

I wish I could get 120 shines in Super Mario Sunshine.

Okay, but Bowser steals them all again.

I wish I could've gotten all 120 Stars in Super Mario Galaxy.

Granted, but your save is corrupted immediately after.

I wish for new vibraphone mallets.

You get them but then they get set on fire.

I wish for GREAT JUSTICE!

It is not granted until 2101 AD. Send a message to the pilot of Zig-01. And the owner of ALL YOUR BASE, while you're at it.

I wish

Okay, but

I wish I could get 242 stars in Super Mario Galaxy 2.

Okay, but reggie will be watching the entire time.
I wish i knew why i can smell weetabix.

Ok, but it kills you.
I wish that the Wii was better.

Okay, but it is. The Xbox 360 is now the Box of Rocks 360.

I wish that people who make games would focus more on the story and gameplay rather than graphics and multiplayer.

Granted but you get the graphics of super mario bros. 2

I wish ruining people's dreams were still fun

Okay, but they're still not fun.

I wish the Bots in Battlefield 1942 were smart enough to use tactics other then running at your position in a straight line and do things like "Use Cover."

I wish that Source engine games loaded a lot faster.

Okay, but the Games are now 1-Bit.

I wish you could ruin a wish.

Already did millions. And then, Combines shoot you to death with fortune cookie guns.
I wish that PC shooters are easier to control.

okay but your only aloud to play mw2
i wish for a white crunchie

Okay, but you can't use it.

I wish that somebody could figure out how to fix the Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Okay, the oil spill is fixed… By them moving farther south into different countries' waters and polluting those. (which is actually what is going to happen)

I wish that I could win at children's card games.

You do, but you get laughed into humiliation. AND DIE!

I wish

Granted, but
I wish people would stop trying to force memes on KYM.

Okay, but now RWJ is out to kill you.

I wish people would use proper grammar on the Internet.

Okay, but leet is now the primary language of every nation.
I wish the new Spongebob Episodes were as good as the originals.

they're good by not existing. UWEE HEE HEE!

I wiUWEE HEE HEE!

Okay.

I wish that made sense.

Granted, but it makes sense to everyone but you.

I wish for an endless supply of food.

Granted, but now you look like this

I wish I could stop listening to so much Miku all the time.

ok, but now you listen to Luka all the time.
I wish the reaction face thread would die.

Okay, but you just had your named changed to Reaction Face.
I wish you a Merry Christmas.

Ok, and now Santa delivers bombs to your house.
I wish that there was Chocolate Rain outside.

It looks like a chocolate rain, but that ain't chocolate…
I wish that I knew the secret of life.

Okay, but it drives you to insanity.

I wish I wasn't afraid of Spiders.

Okay, but now your afraid to leave the house
i wish for the next post to be epic

Granted.

I wish that in my world everyone ate rainbows and pooped butterflies.

Granted, but we're not in your world.

I wish…. UWEE HEE HEE HEE! casts Ultima

Granted, but nobody gives a shit about your trolling.
I wish for world peace.

Granted, but Poland has to into space first.

I wish Poland could into space.

Ok, but then blow up.
I wish that the oil spill stopped.

They use children to stop the oil

I wish I had a gentlemanly red raptor

Okay, but everyone else has a rainbow raptor… that flies.
I wish Twilight never existed.

Granted, but Justin Bieber now controls the world.

I wish Tardises was less of an Idiot.

Granted, but now Tardises is a smart*** and just trolls more.
I wish there weren't so many spiders in my room.

Granted, but the Spiders are now replaced with Bidoofs.

I wish marimba still had flood protection on #OMGKYM

Ok, but now dubtron floods instead.
I wish that dubtron could serve is cake.