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I wish for world peace.

Ok, but it's because everyone's dead.
I wish that I had a better mouse.

Okay, but the cat eats it.

I wish my laptop could run newer games.

Ok, but it can't use the internet.
I wish for millions of dollars.

Okay, but the goverment arrests you for a Ponzi Scheme.

I wish I could do this:

Ok, but nobody notices.
I wish I could have the Gravity Gun.

Okay but you do this with it:

I wish I could win at everything forever.

OK but you lose the game
I wish i had a charmander

Okay, but this happens too you when you go to pick it up:

I wish I had to reconnect to the KYM IRC Channel less.

you do but it gives you a virus
I wish i had giant flyibf monkey and it was very friendly

Okay, but they do this to you when you leave them unattended:

I wish I had a Bike.

ok but you have to get it back in a pink jumpsuit from a fat black guy
i wish to be a earth bender

You will become a water bender and you will like it

I wish for fire

Okay, but you'll never summon Captain Planet at this rate.

I wish for WIND!

Wind hurls you over a cliff

I wish for a cheeto

Okay, but that cheeto is now a Meme.

I wish for CAMOAWAM

Ok, but it's forced anyway.

I wish for Zing!

Zing! THE GAME
I wish that it was actually possible to beat Fire Emblem 11 on H5.

Granted, but you lose your internet connection right before you do the final attack.

I wish to have a fast, painless death when I am 120 years old.

Granted but nobody comes to your funeral cause nobody likes you

I wish I could find pants

Granted, but you still in die in 2012
I wish Luke didn't kiss his sister

Granted but he kisses you

I wish jin didn't spam ice cars

your wish is granted but i now do ice carz
I wish for a wish

You have it, but you used it by wishing for it

I wish I could finally graduate from college.

you graduate but you have a degree in waiting
i wish people would be my friend

Ok.
I wish that people would stop blowing up my sentries.

you don't got sentry's wish granted!

I wish, my wish was incorruptibly awesome.

ignores wish
i wish that my drill can pierce the heavens

ok but you better get your story straight with jesus and the like
i wish for a lego lotr game

granted but it doesn't work.

I wish for polandball comics!

ok, but there all devoid of wit and substance
i wish that i could sail the seven seas on a magical boat of towels

Yes, but you need to say 42 42 times to get it.

I wish…. BOOM

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I wish for new spoons.

Okay, but there is no spoon.

I wish Keanu wasn't so sad.

Ok, (spell check is lame, Vladimey) but he goes on a rampage and kills you in the process.

I wish I had AIDS.

Okay, but it's from Rosie O'Donnell

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

And then you get eaten.

I wish that fansubs were more accurate.

Okay, but then people die if they are killed.

I wish I didn't always have to download english patches for Touhou.

Ok, but seriously buy a new coat if you have to keep fixing it
I wish i could do a near perfect morgan freeman impression

ok but the you become old
i wish for a fish

Okay, but the fish is not very delish.
I wish people would think about the children!

Okay, but that's all they think about now.

I wish for a wish.

And your wish is for a headcrab to jump you.

I wish that Garry's Mod is as fun as it looks in the videos.

Okay, but now all the other games suck.

I wish I was as awesome as this picture:

ok but you crash
i wish for the medicine

You get the medicine but it does not work.

I wish more people would know about how awesome blazblue is.

Ok, and now n00bs know about it.

I wish that Touhou could be beat by humans.

Okay, but now ZUN is so drunk that he can't make any new songs for it until he becomes Sober.

I wish I had an umbrella right now due to the fact that it's raining really hard outside.

You get an umbrella but it has holes in it

I wish it was raining outside over here

Ok, and it's a monsoon and the houses go adrift.

I wish that Lost made sense.