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And then, you summon Captain Obvious.
I wish that you could play as Bowser Jr. in Brawl.

@ashbol
that actually makes perfect sense
@tensi
ok but he is 50 years old now
i wish i knew what happens when you wish upon a star…

Your game breaks…

I wish I had something to do today…

Okay, but that thing is watching Twilight.
I wish they made a LoZ game where you play as the Happy Mask Salesman.

ok but all the other characters are navi
i wish i still had a magic eightball

It answers all your questions wrong…

I wish I could speak Russian.

You can say the word fuck in russian.

I wish justin beaver didn't… everything

He does everything. Including your mother…

I wish I can eat ANYTHING!

Okay, but you can't drink anything now.

I wish I could make it past Monster X without using my HP Jar in Cave Story.

You get past him but the next monster kills you.

I wish for portal 2

I dont want anything great.

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i wish pancakes

The Scout steals them…

I wish my Bike wasn't stolen by a N****

Okay, but now he stole your soul.
I wish I had some Pop-Tarts.

A small bald naked Chinese Man steals them.

I wish that it would rain rainbows!

Okay, but it rains tacos that kill you.

I wish it would snow.

The snow is yellow

I wish for a gumball to make all my wishes come true.

It also blows the world up.
I wish that I could have more hard drive space.

it is just about to but you cannot resist its chewy delicousness
i wish carlton banks had his own spin off

Ok, but it's awful.
I wish that we had more info on Portal 2.

Granted, but the article it's in is written in Ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphics.
I wish I was a better soccer player.

Ok, but everyone will bring a vuvuzela to watch you play.

I wish I was a better troll.

Allowed, but everyone else in the world is blind and deaf.
I wish for new episodes of King of the Hill.

ok, but it will take place 15 years later and not be funny
i wish to skull fuck vlad. dont question why.

And then his eye socket bites off your penis.
I wish that Final Fantasy XIII was actually good.

It's so good, it asplodes…

I wish the Engineer Update would come out for TF2 already!

Granted, but TF2 is now only playable on CD-1.
I wish someone din't set up us the bomb.

All your base are belong to us now.

I wish Synchronicity 1 by The Police wasn't stuck in my head…

Ok, but It's a Small World AND Chocolate Rain are.

I wish that chipmunks would wing Chocolate Rain.

Okay, but your wish is no longer invisible.

I wish Omomon would think before he types more random crap.

Ok, but now everyone else speaks in Klingon.
I wish I could speak in Klingon.

okay, but no one would ever understand what your saying.
i wish for this to be the best 4th of july ever.

Will Smith isn't here to save us from the aliens, however.
I wish that Independence Day on the PSOne was actually decent.

ok but give the develepors some slack, i mean there was only two scenes in the film that had serious gaming potential
i wish i could be in an octupuses garden in the shade

Ok, but you're high on Angel Dust.
I wish that all LSD trips were good.

Ok, but you get arrested.
I wish that Opera was a faster browser.

okay, but you'll be overwhelmed by all the ads.
i wish to take over gotham city

ok but what would you do then?
i wish a fish would wish me an additional wish

Pshhh, you'll be a dish for the fish.
I wish that BioticZombie wasn't a whiner.

okay, but then bioticzombie would actually be likable
i wish i lived in a yellow submarine

the beatles would be there also
there is no way i can corrupt that
i wish for bed

but you will get a bed with spikes as the matress, a brick for the pillows and sandpaper as your blanket.
i wish vlad would be my friend again (sad face)

granted, but he ends up killing u<3

i wish i had an un-limitless supply of monster :D

YOU DIE!
I wish that Firefox was actually good.

but chrome will always beat it.
i wish batman would stfu and leave me alone

Ok, but then you get beat by Robin.
I wish that there was more cake.

Ok, but it's a lie.
I wish the politicians of the world weren't so corrupted.

ok but now the politicians of the brain slug planet take over
i wish the save on my gba still worked

Ok, but your GBA is destroyed in the process.

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