Wouldn't you like to have your very own Norm On Tape? It's hours of fun, and easy to use! Watch this. Just play the tape, and Norm comes to life on your television screen right before your eyes! Watch Norm dance and sing! Why, this Norm can do anything! You can talk to Norm, and he'll talk back to you. In ten different languages too!
But wait! There's more!
Press fast forward, and watch Norm age until his flesh falls off his bones leaving nothing but a dusty skeleton. But get this, he's still alive, and can dance and sing like he did in life! Norm can live forever, even if you rewind him out of existence! Wow! But that's not all! You can change the channel to take Norm wherever you like. You can put him on the beach, in a school, even in a dungeon or the fiery pits of hell.
Call now, and we'll throw in a second Norm On Tape absolutely free! Beware of imitators, as only Inner Eye Tech sells real tapes with Norm's real soul! Only $19.95!
BEWARE: Norm On Tape is not to be used by children or members of the clergy. Do not expose the tape to direct sunlight or holy water. Do not allow your Norm to gain access to a remote control lest he use it to switch places with you and play horrible games with your soul while it's in the tape.
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