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Last posted May 29, 2019 at 10:53PM EDT. Added May 10, 2019 at 08:20PM EDT
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JC1985 destroyes social media as well. "Social media is the next frontier," says one man, who doesn't wish to be named. "It's like the next revolution." And the government is responding with "tough measures" at a time when the country urgently needs reforms. But while social media is gaining widespread attention, it's not going anywhere anytime soon. "The social media is the largest source of information for the military," says Maj. Chris McCorklisch, commandant of the South Carolina army's Special War Command. "If they get to that point, they'll be able to say things about the unit that they didn't have to before so they can be more effective."

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At first, it wasn't clear whether the U.S. government would have been willing to grant such exemptions as long as it had its own troops fighting overseas.

"We really didn't know how much of this they would

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker!

It's a little ironic that I'm taking this big thing off my head just because I'm tired of being called a dickface. I'll still be making shitty YouTube videos of myself, you know. But no, shit: this bullshit was meant to make me a less douchey-shithead. At some level, though, I don't want to become my own biggest douchebag of the bunch. It's like a game of "Puzzlements": you put them on the menu bar, and I give you the chance to pick either a winner, or two winners. But if I decide to stay loyal to the game I came up with, I'm not happy with being in the minority that just happens to be me.

I think people tend not to appreciate that I'm not a good enough video game developer to write a good game as a matter of course, though, and that I do my best to make up for something I'm already doing, like writing funny things about games, or having some

Prompt:
He has no style
He has no grace
This kong has a funny face

Generated completion:
He has no pride He's a piece of shit
But he has no idea how to be the man
He's a fucking cuck he's a fucking cuck he's a fucking cuck He's a piece of shit
He is such a piece of shit
He is such a piece of shit
(Yeah yeah)
He's a piece of shit
(So he's really fucking sorry for the whole cuck thing)
He's a piece of shit
He is like the dickhead of the team He is like the fuckhead
He is that piece of shit
He's that piece of shit He is that piece of shit
He is the fuck
He is on drugs
He isn't funny He's a piece of fucking trash He's that shithead
He's that piece of shit
He is really fucking sorry He's a piece of shit
And a fucking piece of shit
He is really fucking sorry
(It was a very good point about him)
He's being a piece of shit and so is everyone else at all the time.
He is very bad at keeping his hair up

" This particular prompt will not generate any funny results. This one has no effect at all.

To change your prompt, just enter the prompt number in the box below. It'll be saved and automatically triggered at the prompt of your choice.

Now, click on Save as…

Save all of your current work.

That's it! Your work will be saved in the same directory as the above prompt. So, it won't mess up your existing work directory. If you need your work moved, just drag it onto the blank work area as if it were a new work directory.

Next, enter a text file name here. For example:

MyScript.ps1

Then save it.

Now you can access all of your scripts from the work file. You can use the same keyboard shortcuts for editing and deleting as you do for creating. To create a new script simply start typing and press Enter. The editor takes about a second to open, and does its magic, including saving and copying the script and everything inside to an empty"

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It's a little bit of everything. There's something so much going on here, but I can't think of what, like, why this particular time of the year. I get it. It's just…I don't know.
Posted by Arisen on Tuesday, November 29, 2015 at 1:00 PM"

What I want to know is, who is "Arisen"?

Oh my shoulder!

Do you see that?

Yes! That's it! Yeah, yeah! All these muscles are pulling it up!

(Pants and shorts, the other arm comes off the bar): I am feeling it! I guess I should use some other strength.

You look like one of those guys you see in Hollywood where they hang out in the backroom of a restaurant with the lights on and they get really good with their strength just looking like they're making something. You know. No muscles. The other arm came off, the bar comes off a little bit. You can actually see them pulling it up. I'm very proud of that and I wish I didn't have to give them up.

I am just having fun.

It is an amazing thing in sports. It goes both ways. We are getting stronger. I was never really able to really get the hang of that thing, but it allows me to actually do a lot more exercises, to actually do a lot more reps.

Decided to do three:

1st:

Bal-Bas-Bowler, M. & Lienhart, D. (2006). How to use gender-specific language. Language, Social and Cultural Change, 9, 797-801.

D'Annunzio, A. & Lienhart, D. (2006). Gender language: A cultural study of gender-sensitive communication. Gender Studies, 30, 1-31.

D'Arca, J. (2012). The politics of gender: An essay on the language, politics and issues around the issue of gender. New York: Oxford University Press.

D'Arca, J., & Zwilling, J. (1997). Sex difference in language. International Journal of Language, 37, 3-22.

Dehaene, A., & Laqueur, C. (1999). Gender and sexuality, with a special review of Dehaene and Laqueur's translation (and two other feminist translations). In B.A. Burtier & C. Poulton & C. Molnar (Eds.), The Blackwell Companion to Women's Studies: Philosophical Notes (pp. 47-70). Cambridge: Blackwell Publishing.

Dissant, J., MacKay

2nd:

Kommando_Droid's personal Air Force (GDR) was the second largest in the South Pacific. They took part in Operation Enduring Freedom, which was conducted over a 2-week period from 7-26 August 1968. By the time that Air Force personnel were fully integrated with the GDR and became integrated members of the local civilian population, they still made up just 30% of the total. In other words, the GDR's GDR officers and men were still about 2/3 of what the general population was!

In contrast, the "Big Six" countries have since adopted much more diverse recruitment and retention practices. At present in most such countries, there are roughly four GDR officer corps, with three serving as a reserve and one serving in a GDR Army. Although this number may seem extremely low, it is actually very effective: In 1980 the GDR army had less than one-third of its original strength. By 2000, it was more

3rd, this one actually spooked me a little, for context I decided to use the name of one of my OC planes and I guess I just named it a little to aptly, although it did get some eerily close to correct details about it, with details such as Nuclear capability and predominantly using air-launched cruise missiles, even that it's used by an expy of pre-1960's USA:

The B-6 Colossus is one of the largest ever to have been constructed. Its massive size--it took nearly eight hundred years of construction to complete--was the result of its size and weight being used to keep the aircraft grounded.

The B-6 is also one of the longest aircraft in the world.

Built under the direction of Douglas Aircraft, it's an American-made (and one of the only ones made in the United States in the 1950s) bomber with a massive, two-engine configuration (the other two being the B-1 and the B-58), a long wing, and a low wingtips. It was to be used in both air-launched missiles and sea-based cruise missiles. At the time of its conception, such an effort was considered to be impractical--the bomb-and-carrier aircraft was too long; a nuclear detonation was unthinkable for this type of bomber; and, according to some reports, it would require a massive nuclear arsenal for its construction--which would have greatly

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A-Train derails in KYM Forum thread (and derails KYM Forum thread)… it can't be a coincidence that it comes from Russia…

"A train crash in Russia was caused by Russian hackers," the message reads, referring to the hacking incident that disrupted the 2015 Sochi Winter Olympics.

"In this case, the culprit was a Russian hacker that infiltrated a software program that was distributed by the NSA," it says.

Russian President Vladimir Putin and NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden have said the U.S. government is behind the hacks of Russia's government institutions and other companies.

"It is also a fact that U.S. intelligence agencies continue to make extensive use of Russian military resources to conduct espionage against Russia," the official Russian government news agency Interfax reported on Thursday.

The Russian government has denied involvement in the hacking scandal.

A reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.

On March 13, 2016, on the day after the election, the US Supreme Court will hold a hearing on the Trump/Pence "election hacking" claim. The Trump administration will argue the charge is without merit because the "hack" occurred in the years prior to the 2016 election, not within the current administration, and therefore does not constitute a "cyberattack."

On March 21, 2016, the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence and the Senate committee looking into "cybersecurity" will release the final "intelligence conclusions" from their "examines" into "the activities of Russian intelligence agencies." In response to the latest revelations, former acting US Attorney General Sally Yates will testify that the government could be breaking numerous laws in its efforts to protect America from hackers.

As the US government, Senate


OH COME ON, does it HAVE to be about USA politics!? I know who to blame for this.

Decided to test with more OC plane names, not as on-point this time:

1st (ridiculous if you think about it):
The B-3 Skyfortress

What has been called the most powerful bomber is no ordinary airplane. The B-3/B-52 bomber is a highly sensitive weapon. A bomb carried by stealthy jets is invisible and unnoticeable to sensors, radar, satellites or weapons that can track it. However, that makes it particularly stealthy – and it can hit with an accuracy that makes it a favorite on the battlefield.

It can stay in the sky for up to 12 minutes at a time, though it can land on any surface at any moment, making this the most powerful bomber of all time. The B-3 can carry a nuclear warhead and other highly sensitive weaponry, though the bombs are stored underwater. The planes have also been used in many other places, including in the Vietnam War, the Middle East and the Gulf War, as well as in the air wars in Afghanistan, Iraq, Pakistan and Somalia.

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2nd (no idea what it was going for):

The B-4 Albatross.

The B-52 Stratofortress.

The B-52H Lancer-H.

The B-52H Stratofortress.

The B-50C Lightning.

The B-50R Hornet.

The B-50F Bulldozer-H.

The B-50F Hornet.

The B-52H Hornet.

The B-52H Hornet.

The B-52H Prowler-H.

The B-52H Hornet A1.

The B-52S Hornet.

The B-52HP Prowler.

In the beginning of 1944 a few of these were lost in action too, and the USAF decided that the Hornet A1 had to keep all its pilots, and had a new crew. They also gave her more fuel tanks – the B-52H became the B-52HP, and all her variants were moved to the B-52S Hornet.The Hornet was originally meant not to be a fast bomber but rather as a light interceptor – a "low observable" airship – since the B-52H didn't have much speed potential to catch up to most air vehicles. It had to be a fast interceptor to beat a B-24, Fw 190 (but that was just a silly

3rd(>mid 50's, >Korean War):

The B-5 Shadowcaster is the latest fighter in a long line of "flying saucers." Originally produced in the mid 1950s, the plane became the prototype flying rifle of the United Nations during the Korean War. Since that time, it has been modified for covert operations, but its original "flying saucer" capability has been restored. The plane has now been adapted to serve in the United States military, and its ability to intercept enemy missiles has been reduced considerably.

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Today is the day when people find out the limits on the perception of their si called "sciences"
but what's important is not about an external influence but about our own.

The day when we recognize that this perception of the "sciences" is the most dangerous perception in society.

The day when we start to understand that the "sciences" and the technology we use today are not really "sciences".

I'm no theologate, but I think that the time has come for us to admit that the entire world and its technological products are not merely science and not merely technology, which are really what they claim, but they have, at their disposal, a "sense" in our minds which makes us perceive these objects as sciences, but of course they never actually are. The most dangerous misconception being that these technologies are a technology or a scientific tool but in reality, they are just some of those

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Dr Pavel, I’m CIA‖s expert on information warfare, I suggest that you speak to the people at the CIA.

MR ALEXANDER: You‖re on your way.

THE PRESIDENT: (In Russian).

MR ALEXANDER: Thank you, Mr President.

"The beatings will continue until morale improves," he said.

The victims' stories of police brutality were recounted in interviews with the police chief and victims' relatives who are supporting the officers. They gave graphic accounts of officer-on-officer abuse, beating women, using excessive force and using rubber bullets and sometimes even beating their own children.

A report by the Department of Justice's Civil Rights Project, based on about 250 interviews across the country, found that New Orleans police officer Eric F. Bates used excessive force on people he stopped at the streets without a warrant for less than half a day. (Courtesy of the New Orleans Police Department)

In a recent interview with The Washington Post in New York, then-Superintendent Charles M. Riley, who was tapped to replace Bates, said the force will be reviewed as Bates moves on.

I put a Warhammer meme, how did I end up with a admitedly decent RWBY fanfic?

Drive me closer, I want to hit him with my sword

I hope you don't regret it; just try to take your time."

"Please, Sir." Weiss's eyes widened as she realized a sword was in her hand while the redhead tried to convince herself.

"That's just my luck, you have no idea how many times you have killed me! And I had no idea you could be so cruel! I wish I could forget you, but I guess I can't, it's just how it is!"

She looked at the blade as she said these words. She wondered if Weiss would actually kill her just because of her injuries. After Ruby had saved her from drowning, the two had had a hard time bonding over the fact that Ruby's injuries could hurt Weiss too.

Weiss finally lost all hope when Ruby showed up at her house a few days later. The redhead rushed up to Ruby to find Ruby sobbing in shock. While Weiss had expected the blonde to come in and try and comfort her, Ruby instead took a seat with Weiss in her.

She is a purple anthropomorphic squirrel girl who wears a cute purple wig and purple shorts. She is introduced in Dragon Quest V: The 2nd Gig, when she was introduced by the mysterious man who was speaking to her. The story of Princess Peach's development involves that of a black and white television broadcast showing her fighting a mysterious foe known as "The Puppet." The man later appeared to reveal that he was indeed the same man who brought Peach to his island after all. According to many sources, Peach's transformation into a puppet was the work of "The Puppet." While not technically connected to Luigi's transformation into Peach (who was a clone of Peach and also appears in Luigi's Mansion 3), some sources claim that the Puppet played a significant role in the final storyline.

Franchise info Edit

The plot of the game is very similar to Mario Maker.

Haha, they know! (this whole thread is comedy gold, by the way)

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS liberals with unfunny comments about the press and a room full of uncomfortable silence. On the left, the left has been using Twitter with all the tools it has available -- hashtags, direct messages, memes and parodies -- to bring in "blue people" and "purple people." They've done it so effectively that they've become a force to be reckoned with against the right and its supporters on Twitter, where the Left has now become the enemy by default.

The left has been using the mainstream media as their preferred way of bringing in non-white people across "ethnic" lines. The liberal intelligentsia is now a tool for the Left -- as the Daily Kos put it this week with praise on Breitbart, and in an article titled "How a Leftist 'Platform' Is Using the World's Media to Win." On Fox, the mainstream right's favorite radio station and a site

Mom found the poop sock, turned it over slightly, and squatted down next to it, her eyes wide. "I know!" She said. "You did it," he said, and then she got up, walked quickly over to see if he was there -- "Did you find anything?" he asked, still looking. "Oh god, no … but I put some on and washed my underwear, so it's fine, right?" "Yes, fine," she said. "You're gonna eat it all, right?" "Oh my god," he said. "You're gonna eat me alive. I'm starving!" He ran away in a panic.

The following morning, I went to work in my office and found my old desk to be overflowing with a good deal of my old garbage, most noticeably her feces-stained work clothes and my new slippers, which were dirty enough that I hadn't washed them. I went round the corner, down to the mess hall and made my way to my office.

I was the first in my conference. I looked at the desk and thought: Oh, God, here's all her crap!

(This sounds like something Michael would actually say)

Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.

You know, I love VSauce. It seems like every other week they're selling the stuff I love – the crispy breadcrumb slices of cheesy, buttery goodness. But sometimes, I think they're missing out because their bread is made from the wrong stuff.

So let me lay it out for you.

The reason I love bread so much is because you eat it like a treat. You eat it out of a spoon instead of in a bowl, you sip it straight from a water bottle instead of dipping it in melted butter, and you drink it cold – just something that I wouldn't want to be doing right now.

But it's time. You've got to let your bread enjoy its moment in the sun.

The only Kirby game to feature full-frontal nudity was Kirby's Epic Yarns. The protagonist is a woman, who was once a boy or boyband member, and finds herself trapped in an underground world. When she's kidnapped with her other members of the team, she must stop a villain who kidnaps her, and who makes use of the same device she uses to kidnap her sister. She must also fight her own father, a man who's had sex with her and her sister. If the player gets all of the endings and she has enough points, the ending will be unlocked, but if it's not, the protagonist will go back to her previous room to reset.

Grimrock was the first Kirby title to feature full-frontal nudity. However, the protagonist, Satoru Yamashita, does not display it. The only exception was in the Sonic the Hedgehog CD/Journey onward. This would be followed by a few other Kirby Games featuring

En route through Bermuda on October 21st. (FULL STORY)

The flight from the South of France took eight hours, and made stops at Bermuda, Bermuda, Ireland, England, Australia, and Iceland. With no passengers, the crew had to sleep between five and seven hours that day. During an earlier flight on October 13, the crew heard a voice and were informed that it was a passenger, and tried to communicate with it. When the captain failed to respond within twenty minutes, it assumed that he had died. The crew had to sleep with only two beds for the entire flight. (FULL STORY) The crew was given a new flight plan on the 28th; after receiving the updated mission plan, the flight landed safely at Newark Liberty Airport in January of 1876.

A short time ago I came across an article about the discovery made in 1873 in Iceland of what has since been named as the Viking Lautspal of Lautspatnes. The story is told of a crew that left Germany on their ship, Elve, when another crew decided to abandon them for poor weather conditions and a longer voyage.

base text: masturchyf the pedophile has been seen eating a taco close to a catholic school.

The rest: He was also seen riding in the back of a truck full of his fellow pedophiles driving the "Hornet Express", with children as young as two years old in the back.

Paedophiles, as well as those who participate in the sex industry, have been known to travel around Europe in private vans with children living alongside them. It is not unheard of for pedophiles to stay with pedophile family for several months.

Despite Being Only 13% of the Population

One of the advantages to studying the lives of young Americans--particularly, older ones--is our comparative position among the rest of America and the rest of the world. We are the most religiously observant Americans--an average of 86 percent of adults are--and we have been doing this for centuries.

In fact, the best studies of American faith by academics have found the nation to be significantly more religious than the rest of the world, with a rate of about 80 percent. The United States ranks very high among developed nations, with an average of 82 percent.

However, these "well-being studies" by researchers were not done because they are particularly scientific or have particularly important effects on people's lives. Rather, most of them have found this is a general, stable phenomenon and do not suggest something special.

A Pew Research Center survey found the number of Christians (those who make up more than half the membership of their flock) has declined dramatically from 17 percent in 1950 to 3.5 percent in 2012 and the number of practicing Muslims, however, has increased markedly and is the second

Did you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plaguies the Wise? He had a dog who could look into the future. Not so nice a dog! You see now, there are only two choices, one of them is to throw the dog out. You do it, you die. No thanks. Maybe if I'd waited… He's gone, his little dog. His little boy, the little boy that loves you, will still be alive when you're dead again. Your death will be so cruel, it'll shatter your will. You are the only way to save him and to save your little dog. That is what you're fighting for. You're a Jedi. You've studied the Force, but that is enough to protect you, no matter what pain you're putting up. It's like you're fighting only for yourself. You're not going to kill a dog to save a friend from an evil force. You're not supposed to. You are. You're a Jedi. You're going to save the dog you love."

That was quite the warning. I was about to say something rude, but the Force made

Thor: The Tesseract belongs on Asgard, no human is a match for it.
Tony turns to leave, but Steve stops him.
Steve: You're not going alone!
Tony: You gonna stop me?

Steve: Tony, stop talking.
Steve: No, you're not.
Tony: You got the Tesseract too?
Steve: No.
Tony: What is it?
Steve: They said it's dangerous, Tony.
Tony: Oh, my goodness! You're telling me you're taking the Tesseract, but you're not even going to look for it?
Steve: No. We gotta escape.
Rey (touched): It's over.
Rey (pointing at Tony): I'll fight you.
Chewbacca: And who are you?
Luke Skywalker (voiceover): The Skywalker family, the first generation of Han and Leia.
Luke: My home of Kessel, once part of the Star Wars empire. A thousand years ago, we left all our lightsabers. And now there are only a few who have

I went and used the transformer 5 times using this text:

ALERT: SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE OR SEEK THE NEAREST BLAST SHELTER. MTF-NU 7 : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY.

This is what I got:

1.ALERT: SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE OR SEEK THE NEAREST BLAST SHELTER. MTF-NU 7 : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY. TEAM P7-X: RESCATED ALGORITHM INJECTION VEHICLE WITH AN APPROACH TO CONTAINING SCP-682.
Addendum 682-10: ████████████: This is a copy of the transcript from Interview #42 (Note: transcript may be edited after read). Dr. ████████████: We have been unable to locate SCP-682. The containment procedures for containment and protection have been circumvented. Your task force has been informed of this situation by SCP-1048's location. You are placed in charge of containment as well as containment. Our first priority is to contain the situation. Do you have any suggestions for ways to make this situation better? Dr. ████████████: As you

2.ALERT: SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE OR SEEK THE NEAREST BLAST SHELTER. MTF-NU 7 : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY. REF: ██: SITE-19, REQUEST A STATUS OF RECOVERY, DETAINERS HAVE EXERCISED DEPRECIATION AND EXODUS RESULTS HAVE BEGUN, MTF-NU-07-GUNLING: HAVE FOUND THE ENTRANCE TO SOUTH PARK STREET, WITH A RANSACK OF SUGAR/SADNESS ON THE FLOOR, AND A THIRD PERSON HAS LEFT THE AREA. HAVE DELETED THE DIFFERENT ENTRANCE. MTF-NU-06-BERSERKER : HAS BROKE THE ENTIRE FLOOR AND ANOTHER ANIMAL HAS SEVERAL LARGE HORSES LOST

3.ALERT: SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE OR SEEK THE NEAREST BLAST SHELTER. MTF-NU 7 : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY.

A second blast has been found in Site 19. When activated, SCP-682 will become transparent and start to walk to several points in Site 19 along with a number of surrounding structures. If the objects that SCP-682 is able to move towards are not destroyed, the entire area will begin glowing with some of its energy, as they do while they walk. After all entities are destroyed, this glow is removed from the area.

Personnel within SCP-682's area will report intense headaches, tremors, and dizziness in addition to hallucinations similar to SCP-1078-1 within the following days. When the effects of SCP-682 are completely cleared, subjects and animals within the area will return to normal. In addition, SCP-682 will become invisible

4.ALERT: SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE OR SEEK THE NEAREST BLAST SHELTER. MTF-NU 7 : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY. ALL PERSONNEL ARE SUBJECT TO EMERGENCY PROCEDURE. MTF-NU 8 : MAKE IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR KITTY OR ANYONE TO GO EXCAVATED. KITTY IS BEING CONSULTED ON RECONTRACTIVESS BY SPECIAL OPERATIONS OFFICERS. WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT VERY IMPORTANT TO BE AWARE OF WHAT WE ARE IN FOR, NOW.

SCP-818 : ALL CONTACTING MTF-NU 7 HAVE BEEN RESCUE ASSISTED. IF KITTY FALLS IN CONTACT WITH THE CONTACT OF ANY MTF-NU RESCUE CARRIER AND ANYONE IS AVAILABLE, THEY WILL BE DONE

5.ALERT: SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT. ALL PERSONNEL ARE ADVISED TO EVACUATE OR SEEK THE NEAREST BLAST SHELTER. MTF-NU 7 : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY. SCP-682'S EMERGENCY PROCEDURES ARE TO BE EVACUATED. MTF-NU : HAMMER DOWN : HAS BEEN DEPLOYED TO SITE-19 FOR RECONTAINMENT OF THE ANOMALY. SCP-682'S EMERGENCY PROCEDURES ARE TO BE EVACUATED. – Foundation ████ – SCP-682 Containment Procedures: SCP-682 is to be contained at Site-19. Any personnel not on Site-19 may be transferred to Site-19 for quarantine. It is theorised that SCP-682 is composed of a mixture of SCP-682's bio-electricity (inert gas) and tissue from some unspecified number, currently unknown, of individuals (possibly ranging between

I did five of them.

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Butthole" and "tentacle" can be used for both the mouth and the anus but are rarely used in an anal context. These words were not added to English until 1858. Their popularity in the English language had not declined much and they had become more common since the nineteenth century.

The phrase "The butt looks pretty good in this hole" in the mid 20th century was coined by a writer who had read a biography of Winston Churchill. The author would frequently refer to the Churchill Butt as "a great looking man's anus" and would be pleased when Churchill answered the phone at a pub in Manchester when a colleague of his was trying to talk to someone else. The phrase stuck and became commonplace by the late 1980s. This was a form of slang used to describe young boys, especially at the time.

It is still not considered offensive by mainstream society to say such things, particularly if it is spoken with affection. It is more of a compliment than slang, and most older men probably would think it to be something quite humorous. The phrase has become so widely used as to become an essential part of everyday speech

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“My name is Yoshikage Kira. I am 33 years old. I studied at the University of Tokyo before entering the world of animation. I made a documentary about the art industry, 'Odd'', which was directed by Yuki Hayashi. I also had a short film called 'In the Time of the Dark', in which I voiced characters from 'Odd'. I had a lot of experience in acting, but I never acted in an animated film. As a result, until 'Odd,' I thought I should do a movie about an old man, with characters from my short film.

The project was really, truly a dream of mine. You could say 'A dream in motion, or a trip through the world in three dimensions, or an adventure at a different time of the year' are good examples of what they are trying to make. But then I thought 'I really want to do that for real.' I had wanted to create something that would capture my imagination in such a big way. Once I saw the trailer, I felt I must give it a go.

Nanomachines, son! Nanomachines have all of our energy. They are basically the source of all energy and the life force of the human body. They produce chemical reactions which is what power up our brains, our muscles, our minds, our memories and emotions and all your other body systems. The same chemistry takes us from infancy to old age. If a nanomachine dies, your body begins to die from your brain chemistry.

The only thing it would produce was a negative charge, like when someone uses water without being able to drink it. When the negative electric current travels through your body, it becomes negative charge, or it changes in a negative volt, or its negative current takes away some of the ionizing power of the blood, some of the electrical energy from the cell, or some of the oxygen that's in the air. Negative ions come as a direct result from the negative charge, which then travels all the way to the root of the cell itself. That energy is just one more negative charge, and those positive ones stay right inside of it and get to make up half the cell, as well.




Strategic Launch Detected. This will affect the entire system. See the update notes below for more information.

Star Fleet Tactical Command is now configured for Advanced Maneuver Control.

Star Fleet Tactical Command is now configured for Advanced Missile Tracking.

Star Fleet Tactical Command is now configured for Advanced Sensor Lock on (SOL).

Star Fleet Tactical Command is now configured for Advanced Target Acquisition Systems.

Star Fleet Tactical Command is now configured for Advanced Target Management.

Star Fleet Tactical Command is now configured for Advanced Warhead Segments.

Star Fleet Tactical Command has been replaced with the Fleet Combat Computer.

This feature is available if you deploy Star Fleet Tactical Command from the Command section.

Star Fleet Tactical Operations should now be running from the Fleet Operations tab.

The following is a list of issues that should be fixed.

Cannot move ships in formation while in a combat mission The fleet command interface will still not work after you have finished a combat mission and start the game if you move a large number of ships in a convoy at once: The fleet command interface will hang.

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Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
after he was killed
It could be that he died for a bigger love affair
It could be that his mistress is dead but is still happy
It could be that his body is in a coffin and there is something going on inside
Rasputin never felt real in his love life
Rasputin never saw an end to it
Siberian girl with huge breasts
Lover of the Russian queen
Siberian girl with big boobs
She could be a great lover
And, yes, she was married
In the future a love affair in Sovetsky Square between a Russian prince and a woman in the shape of a cat could happen. Russian queen, Princess Lina, was always there to be her lover's next of kin. Lina wanted revenge in Russia and became the most famous lover of Vasily, Tsarsky, Nikolai, Boris, Prince Ivan, and many other men from the

Are traps gay?

Trash and garbage are always used to trap a child. This is not a term of abuse, it is a fact.

How many children do we kill each year because of traps?

For example, the UK does not have a system of euthanizing children after a family goes through the funeral process because the child can kill itself.

A similar situation exists in a number of other countries. This does not have to be a problem in any place or time.

Trash to the death of someone who is pregnant is illegal (though often called "counselling death", as the child would take their own life for what they are being called).

It is illegal on public grounds too (though not on private property, or even within your backyard as many people think, unless the child is caught there).

But not "exposing" them, as trap and litter are being used too.

But what are they doing? The children are left to die. Children who grow up hungry, who cannot speak, who have been neglected, who are not in proper educational environments or

His coconut gun
Can fire in spurts.
If he shoots ya
It’s gonna hurt!
– This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2013/11/22 16:17:41 The coconut gun was first created to shoot in bursts of 10 bullets. It was developed after a player noticed they could only get shots to go in 20 feet, and a coconut gun was born. The coconut gun is designed to allow him to blast people to get free shots. In the beta version, he was the only playable character to shoot at the player. He still fires coconut bullets.
Posted by urskaat at 2013/11/24 19:05:53 I don't think he's done using that cannon for some reason, but then again they never mentioned a cannon back. If someone gets their butt shot, they can always take the coconut gun back. I wish this is supposed to be a more powerful version of the coconut gun, it would be nice if this version came with a cannon as well as being able to move through walls and not be prone. urskaat
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Crashing this thread with no survivors.

That was really hard for me to accept. Maybe I never would've been able to go back to it. Maybe I'd be more like, "I really like this place, and I love it, and I'm going to work here," but it would've taken some getting used to. It was really hard for me. I don't know why I did it on purpose, I just can't seem to do it right. Maybe that's something the game developer said? I know he's a man of few words. I don't know if the designers are trying to tell me something or what. At least the devs who were here and played the game really liked it.

When I played Halo 2, the best thing they did was make me want to try Halo: CE. When they tried to create new Halo multiplayer, they made it feel very easy and inviting to everyone, to not have to think hard about all the hard choices that the community and players would have to make, right down to what weapon would be favored when it came to killing.

It's so easy.

One character that I want to see in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is Mew. Mew already does well because he's more powerful than most fighter, but he's only playable in Brawl since he had a limited build. A player could make the argument that Mew would be even better in Smash Ultra since Brawl gave him the ability to smash through walls, but I think we've already reached a point where Mew is only playable as an alternate character in Smash Ultra. I've seen people say that Mew would be great in Smash: A player could use him against Ganondorf, but I think that Mew is just too strong with his strong ground game already, especially as a side playable character and Mew himself is too weak on the ground. A character could build Mew up into a strong character and use him to push his way through the rest of the field by using his aerial attacks or using a move he already knows how to get through, and he could play Mew in the corner of a match or use Mew against Ganondorf. However, players need to understand that while Mew could help a Smash player, Mew himself will not be enough to help every player.

User note: That explains why Mew is limited to a Poke Ball item.

I noticed that if you try to put in a Zalgo corrupted text, the AI won't generate a prompt.

This is one of the text that it didn't generate:
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I'm guessing the insanity is too much for it.

FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE!

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The winner of the Best In Show will receive a prize package. Here's something special from the winners – "The first time you get the show signed, you'll receive a poster with the image of the winner and our official mascot, a T-Shirt – or you can choose to have a copy of the show signed by Paul."

For a limited time you are going to get a signed "The Greatest Game of All Time" book printed on the cover by us (that's us in Comic Book Guy magazine, on the left) which will have your title as "Winner" by the publisher, DC.

If we lose one of our four contestants this year we will be on a mission, going all out to put the winner in the Top 5 in a special competition to try to win some exclusive and really unique merch.

The second contest is to choose your favorite character and his or her appearance in the comic books created at the Creative Team, and what's in it. For the three contest winners the books include the complete series, or only some parts of the series.

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base text: Muriel and Eustace have a dog called Jack.
It is unknown if Jack and Eustace lived together; neither seems to have been in love until Jack found out she was pregnant with Charlie's baby. When Charlie was born Eustace took charge of Jack and Charlie went to live with Charlie's mother in New Orleans.
Jack and Eustace are friends with Charlie. When Jack is attacked by a masked man who claims to be Jack, Charlie tells him where she is. She takes Jack and runs for cover to avoid being captured by the same masked man.
Soon after Jack and Eustace returned home. Before the wedding ceremony Charlie and Eustace are approached by Charlie's brother, who claims that he wants to have sex with their mother and his sister. Charlie warns him not to tell anyone, but her brother is too quick to believe her. Eustace offers to help fight the man, and as Charlie is about to get beat up Charlie decides to stop him in his tracks by getting her sister to stop her bleeding, telling Charlie "this is my sister after all". At the church on the way home, Charlie runs into an old friend, who tells Charlie "everything you needed to know to have the best day".
Charlie goes ahead to the church to find out who her sister is, but when she gets there, Charlie has already taken the picture so she thinks she is the person. However, it turns out she is an imposter, that was only created from Charlie's mind. The girl tells Charlie, that she is actually the last victim of an act on the part of a man, that made her, Charlie, to become the "Lady of Tears", a woman of a certain age, named Charlotte Tear who had her hand cut off in her bed. When Charlie gets there, she runs into The Lady herself, the same girl who had told her "everything you needed to know to have the best day", she tells Charlie that he must find her and bring her back Charlie walks into Rael's house and, seeing it empty, he starts to get upset then comes over and looks at everyone who's been there and just decides to leave for another city. He returns to the town with a note, telling Rael how nice he's been looking for her, and takes off the note to go on his own.
Rael goes the town, to Charlie's surprise and, in an allusion to the note's message to be strong and come home, Charlie decides to do just that by heading to the city of New Orleans. However, he is told by a member of the French mob that the French and the Mexican are on the run. While at the airport (where he is seen driving a helicopter and landing it in a field), they discover something has happened. Suddenly, a woman is trying to steal a motorcycle from Charlie, but Charlie kicks her into the air to retrieve it. He then goes in pursuit of her. She has disappeared but Rael is caught in the crossfire. Once a guard is shot and killed by a cop, the killer goes by a different name.
A man who commits suicide by shooting himself in the head says she was killed by police before she could be tried. This does not stop some people from calling her a "stalker" or "suicide bomber"
An Israeli-American who committed suicide in 2015 in New York City, while being held by police and having his name withheld when speaking about his death, received an outpouring of support.
After news broke that 25-year-old Tariq Shahid had killed himself, Israeli journalist and artist Aviva Grossman tweeted in Hebrew, "All of what I said before, and the news today, is still true."
Shahid, an Iranian-American and former fashion designer, committed suicide on Valentine's Day 2015 at the Grand Hyatt in Times Square because he was unhappy with the treatment he was receiving from the NYPD, which he accused of harassing him for questioning the way he dressed, his religion, and other statements.
According to reports, the officer who shot Shahid at point-blank range said Shahid appeared to be going back and forth.
At his arraignment Friday afternoon, the judge asked if the gun officer could have fired a shot "better than that shot did" and if it would not have affected Shahid's death.
According to the judge the officer did not intend the bullet to kill or hurt Shahid.
Shahid was not hit in the chest or abdomen as he was wearing a seatbelt.
According to the attorney with the ACLU of Southern Maine, Shahid's family is not a gang and "they understand their loss greatly."
"In any case, he appears to have been walking with his back turned," added attorney Michael J. Cohen.
"He knew the officer who shot him, he was walking down a street."
The incident, captured on video, was not widely publicized in Maine. A man wearing an ID issued to Shahid had been arrested, which prompted the suspect's mother to tweet a photo to mourn with a police escort on her way to the courthouse.

I'm gonna make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker.

Hear me out.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a fucking idiot.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a fucking coward who can't fight back.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a retard.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a loser.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a cunt.

Shadow the Hedgehog is a retard!

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass son of a bitch!

Shadow the Hedgehog just wants to die every time he wants to.

Shadow the Hedgehog was created to be a fucking clone because of some fucking stupid shit he did once. It's not too late now. But, how about your fucking brother? Don't get me wrong, he's your brother! He's not stupid in the least. He's not some useless shit that doesn't understand anything because he's just a dumb fucking clone with no soul. He's got his stupid shit, he's got his stupid ass. He's a fucking dumbass clone that is not capable of even thinking for himself, let alone getting angry. He can't even understand why his brother is dying because what is he supposed to do? He is not your brother. Shadow is your brother because he was created as a shadow clone for someone's own amusement.

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