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UNTITLED [edit: the return of Badgerfrank]

Last posted Oct 11, 2010 at 08:42PM EDT. Added Sep 26, 2010 at 11:30PM EDT
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Hello. Do not be alarmed. You are receiving this brochure on behalf of the representative who has referred you to us. We are confident that he or she has told you about us, and us all about you. If that is true, then you must have many questions regarding our operation, all of which will be addressed in this pamphlet. Such will be followed by instructions should you choose to seek further knowledge about us.

Q: Who are you?
We are a collective of hundreds of people from every segment of this earth, from the most congested of metropolises to the most barren of wastelands. Our names are all but lost to one another. The one thing that all of us possess is a desire to test the limits of chaos in the universe through manipulation of matter and time. Through this we gather knowledge of the mysteries behind our realm's creation, and eventual end. But above all… We are concerned strangers.

Q: Is this a religious sect?
Not at all. True knowledge transcends spirituality.

Q: Would my name really be "lost" if I joined you?
Only to us. You will develop a new identity upon joining, and a new handle. Do not be frightened, as it is what every one of us has done to become a concerned stranger. Only one of us has kept his identity with us, but at a cost far greater. Your given name, however, will remain intact in the so-called "real world."

Q: Does this mean that I will lose my soul as well?
Don't be silly.

Q: Is this real?
Only as real as you perceive it.

Q: How much does this cost?
That depends. How much do you think it's worth?

Q: Where can I find the concerned strangers?
Simply return to the location where you found our representative. Within sight will be a building with a symbol painted on it. The specific symbol does not matter. Enter the building, and request to the nearest worker that you speak with a concerned stranger. The worker will not know of what you speak, but stay in the building anyway. Another representative will soon find you.

As soon as you have followed the instructions given in the previous answer, you will be able to become one of us. You may give a monetary donation to us then through our representative, but it is not required. Donate ten dollars or more, and you will also receive a free Norm On Tape courtesy of our affiliate, Inner Eye Tech.

We expect to see you soon.

How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
got nowhere to run
The night goes on as I’m fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me !

Skeletor-sm

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