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But you can't have both.

And what does this magic rock do my dear oracle?

How about I bash your head in with the rock and take the doughnut?

Doughnut!
FO SHURE DAWG!

Take the rock, put it in the donut, take the donut and say it's a package deal.

Depending on what the rock does, I either do Jack Candle's thing, or use it to wish for a donut.

what frosting and/or flavoured center is featured in said donut?

@Butterin
Good point. I'm only taking the donut if it has a hole, and doesn't have sprinkles. Anything else on it is fine.

@PwNeDoScAr What about buffalo shit?

@butterin That does not go on donuts, so it is irrelevant.

My idea of a magic rock is a rock that either

A:Is coloured like a
or
B:Shoots

Rainbow(s).

Otherwise its just not worth being called a "magic rock".

But than I choose a magic rock.

FUCKING RAINBOWS.

I'll pleasure myself with the donut.

@PwNeDoScAr I'm Holy Granola, not buterrin yobread….

@Holy Granola

There you,I care about you.
pats ensuringly

You seem like a reasonable man… I'm sure we can work out some deal. slips $5 out of wallet

@Fawks
I don't know, a person willingly parting with either a magic rock or a donut seems pretty unreasonable to me.

He's a wizard on a diet.

Wizards always have too much awesome magical junk around their house, which is why they never get any women. Women hate cluttered living conditions. He's giving away the box full of magical rocks he made but never did anything with. Clearly, this wizard is trying to better himself for chance with a saucy witch he met on match.com. He diets so he can come closer to his profile pic of a buff dude he photoshooped his face on. However, dieting with a box of donuts handy is nearly impossible, so, being a kind wizard, he decides to give those away too. The reason he makes you choose between the rock and donut is so he can spread happiness to more people. Because wizards are efficient.

It's all simple. Magic rocks are made from donuts when you take middle out. That's why they're so awesoame. So I'll just eat the magic rock.

(Magic stones are from bagels.)