OK, this is the story my buddy told me. He had bought a FireRed cartridge off of ebay once, and when he got it, he noticed that on the label was this unusual red blotch. Dismissing it as an accidental paint stain, My buddy(i'll refer to him as John) put it in his GBA and booted it up. That's when things got creepy. Instead of the normal title screen, the title text was all garbled and warped. The Charizard's face was all ghastly and wrinkled, as if it had risen from the dead. Intrigued, John continued to play, using the previous owner's file. Looking at the pokemon roster, he noticed never before seen pokemon: a demonic fire/ghost pokemon called Lucipher, a squidlike psychic/water pokemon called Starspawn, a skeletal Charizard called Necrozard, a horrifyingly gruesome Poison type slime called Ickgore, a disfigured , distorted Pikachu nicknamed 666,and a pictureless Pokemon nicknamed Rodney. Oddly enough, the pokemon were all level 99, even though the avatar had no badges. John continued to play, but he remembers the soundtrack was garbled, like when you have the radio on and you pass a radio station, and can hear the station's broadcast underneath the music you are listening to. John said he would occasionally hear reversed pokemon cries, a faint version of the bumping noise, and, the most unexplainable, the sound of what seemed to be chanting
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