Apparently we need more quality threads, so I'll be the first to start.
http://watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomParagraph/RandomParagraph.aspx
Put the previous poster's username as the main subject and post it, I'll begin with myself.
Madcat herds the player. How can another forecast sigh the drowned temper? Madcat qualifies the bicycle opposite the grave. A wasteful postcard crowns the criminal. The gateway trips opposite the toy. Madcat bounces an offsetting stream over the scarlet heterosexual