This has been the only thing on my mind lately. Pedobears will attack day-cares, There will be OVER 9000 of them! LAZERS will be FIRED, Rick Astley will play on all music devices, People will remember Poland, your gonna get raped, everyone will liek mudkip, all their bases will belong to us, Chocolate will rain down on the earth, Bitches will know bout my dick, everyone shall like turtles! Everyone will do a barrel roll, You will be tased bro, everyone will worship raptor Jesus, DIABEETUS will be the new epidemic. And after this apocalypse Epic Beard Man will be the new leader of the world, Advice Dog secretary of state, Afro ninja secretary of war, and techno viking secretary of dance. Also badgers will be the state animal.
Nobody Is As Ready For Pillowy Mounds Of Mashed Potatoes As Uncle Phil