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White american joke thread.

Last posted Nov 20, 2010 at 09:44PM EST. Added Oct 17, 2010 at 05:25PM EDT
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Ths thread is about white americans no one else.

Michael Jackson

Hugh Laurie

Am I doin it rite?

Amidoinitrite?

amidoinitrite?

AmIdoingitright?

No, but really. There are asian jokes, black jokes, hispanic jokes, etc. There are never any white jokes.

Never any white jokes, you say?

Amidoinitrite?

Sigh, I can't believe I'm postin this, but….
[EDIT: NASCAR AND INBREEDING]

Last edited Oct 19, 2010 at 12:48AM EDT

^I lold

pwned.

Well, if I'm going to get karma for that crap…

[EDIT: no one judges me in my mom's basement]

Last edited Oct 19, 2010 at 12:49AM EDT

A white duck goes waddles into a bar and sez to the white bartender "white bartender, got any grapes?"

The white bartender is astonished. He begins to compose himself and sez "umm no, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes".

The white duck leaves.

The next day, same bar, same centre of a predominately white city business district (in America btw) the same white duck waddles in and sez to the same white bartender "white bartender, got any grapes?"

By this stage the white bartender, knowing that prevalence rates for schizophrenia in the adult male population are statistically higher than for other races and genders, especially in urban environments, is a bit worried. Again he composes himself, and sez "no, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes".

The white duck leaves.

The next day, same bar, same white bartender, same white district, no duck.

The next day, same bar, same white bartender, same white districy, no duck. The white bartender has been working hard for four days as white men tend to do in urban settings, and is a little stressed. The thought that he's going crazy doesn't help.

The next day, same bar,same white bartender, same white district, just after the lunchtime rush when numerous white business people have given this poor bartender hell after an already shitty week, in comes the white duck.

A white tumbleweed rolls by…

The white duck waddles.

The white duck squints.

The white duck sez to the white bartender, "white bartender, got any grapes?"

The white bartender snaps and sez "NO! I DONT GOT ANY FUCKING GRAPES! IF YOU ASK ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME FOR FUCKING GRAPES, I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR FUCKING BEAK TO THE BAR!"

The white duck stares and the rest of the white clientelle gasp. A white customer comes over to the white bartender and asks "white bartender, is everything alright?" to which the white bartender stammers "y-yeah, everything is fine".