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You've probably all seen this already, but I only saw it today.
This thing
Is this site real? It's members are called stuff like cranky man and bible bashing blonde, but if you say anything negative or try to troll you get banned quickly. Still funny though.
"8 Reasons why God hates the Faroe Islands"

Dude, pokemon is scary shit.

• a seductive vision: to become Pokemon masters
• a tempting promise: supernatural power
• a new objective: keep collecting Pokemon
• an urgent command: "gotta catch them all"
  Thats right,pokemon is a cult.

Do you guys think it's fake? Or is it the Justice League of Crazy Christians?

im omomontheholyone on their forums. right now i'm pretending pokemon is the devil because it gives me pleasure.

People use others people misunderstanding to make hatred for things.

I really think this comes down to parenting, I mean having toys is a good thing generally for a kid, but a kid can be spoiled, and thats not the fault of Pokemon, its the parents fault.

If its not Pokemon, its violent Media, if its not violent media, its alcohol if its not alcohol, its drugs.

And most problems a kid grows up with are learned from his parents, although thats not 100% of the time, its still a major factor regardless.

i just got banned for spoiling the ending of the bible, jesus dies.

…rest of comic…

Quote from link

"Children everywhere are learning the pagan formulas for invoking "angelic" or demonic spirits through multicultural education…"

Disagreeing with secular education?
INSTA-CLOSE TAB.
that's just my opinion though,secularism and multiculturalism all the way

Paganism has lived along side Christianity hear in Ireland for just about a thousand years at this stage, you still here so much of the "The Banshee" and the ring forts, which where perserved in the middle of worked fields for thousands of years because of the fear of invoking the wrath of fairies.

Just an interesting little thing, while this person fears paganist practices, I find that in Ireland, such long standing pagan believes aren't seen as anti-chirstian at all(and often you'll find they would be some how woven into Christianity)

In b4 religious flame wars

However,I remember my school banned yu-gi-oh cards because of fights that broke out over it.

Well they banned those little coin cardboard things, trying to remember the name.

@Undeadpope:
Silly Irish, here in America, our elected representatives know that an important part of the campaign process is going on television and denying you're a witch.

Burn 'er!

I love this statement right here. I don't know if this was sarcasim, but here it is. If CAPALERT doesn't approve of the Pokemon movie, then it's unfit for human eyes to look at.

Recently, I was going to see a movie, but when I found out from CAPALERT that it showed an exposed female ankle for 2 seconds, I stayed home. Such graphic nudity would cause nonstop masturbation among our youth, resulting in Satan & the Catholics ruling the earth for all eternity.

@Caps42

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11617091

Catholics are holy too, see they were planning to ban Mini skirts here, yesterday.

"There will also be a ban on sunbathing, playing football in public places, and blasphemy, if the proposals are approved at a council meeting on Monday."

I know, but the site on here just goes way over board, they can't even move without making it relate to something to the devil.

http://adultthought.ucsd.edu/Culture_War/The_American_Taliban.html

Behold the wall of Complete hatred.

"American Veterans are to blame for the fag takeover of this nation. They have the power in their political lobby to influence the zeitgeist, get the fags out of the military, and back in the closet where they belong!"- Good old freddy.

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

ANN COULTER IS OBVIOUSLY RIGHT PEOPLE. HOW COULD YOU BE SOOOOOOOO NAIVE?! WE NEED TO KILL CIVILIANS!!!

I'm a jahovah's witness. Yeah that's about it.

im an athiest now. and boyyyyyyyyy, are these guys ignorant. see for yourselves
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=14025

@Omomon
(at second post)
My god a TeaBag Patriotic ex-masterbator waiting for Rapture.

Even God would be be raging.

What. The. Fuck.
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=25180

I fear for the future of humanity.

They have gotta be joking…

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

I am almost tempted to read the bible so they can stop demanding a quote for any criticism while they quote freely and smugly.

But if I did that they would win.

This is a Joke forum, right?

That kind of people don't have the brain mass or opposed fingers to write on the internet.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

Wikipedia always has the awnser.

All praise Wikipedia!

my reaction to their whole website

I'm a christian, but these guys are F****** insane.

And check this out.
http://objectiveministries.org/zounds/gaming.html

Basically, it's saying all video games are evil and satanic (They even have a picture of halo with cortana's "boobs" with a huge black box over them.

There's little more I can't stand than intolerant, ignorant religious b*******.

/rant

Why can't we all be cool and relaxed like the Dalai lama?

@CjayS Every blockbuster game and MMO platform (Besides Minecraft, for some reason) as bad and you should be aware of.

Portal, for God, Christ and the Holy Spirit's sake?! It is based on what? I'm sorry, that one, I don't support it's flagging, but there are some I do, like Halo and Red Dead Redemption, because I know they are Christians.

The line between religion and stupidity is getting really blurry and hard to find.

How long until 4chan finds out about this?

In 3…2…1…

"the line between religion and stupidity" dosent exist.

Threadjack: This thread is now about nonexistant lines. I'll start:equator.

@Marluxia

_"@CjayS Every blockbuster game and MMO platform (Besides Minecraft, for some reason) as bad and you should be aware of.

Portal, for God, Christ and the Holy Spirit’s sake?! It is based on what? I’m sorry, that one, I don’t support it’s flagging, but there are some I do, like Halo and Red Dead Redemption, because I know they are Christians."_

I don't understand what your saying here, mind clearing it up plox?

If this is a parody site, as wikipedia seems to claim it is, it seems like a rather odd way to parody something.

I am washing my hands, while actually I would never wash my hands but because I am washing my hands I am parodying hygiene practices.

Does that work?

Flying Spaghetti Monster

I want the ex-masturbator badge, I should really stop

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@zexion

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"Typical liberal, always blaming the victim. I guess you blame 9/11 on people who drive SUVs, while completely ignoring the homosexuals who angered God and caused Him to decide to punish America."

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=50382

they are wrong in the fucking head

I have never understood this. I'm a Christian, and Pokemon is not at all evil, not only by fact but in my eyes alone. Why did I have to pick the religion thats flooded with idiots that don't even understand their own material? I have no idea :/

Christianity's become very blurred since Jesus' death. I mean, he was a socialist, but no one mentions that.

Dude it's not the religion, more than likely just them

@xXxDarkRose666xXx same. Sometimes I look at other christians and think "Why"? I can't understand how you can hate others just because they're not of your religion, or hate things because they don't understand.

@CjayS, This is true ;u;
I never push my religion on anybody if they don't want it. In fact I have several Athiest, Budist, and Muslim friends. But I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Everybody is entitled to their own beliefs.

@Shadowfury
Wow.
People neglect to notice that the Bible wasn't written by God.