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…if Daniel Tosh was a frequent visitor of KYM?

I guess cool, but what makes him so much greater than the rest of us?

He's a comedian. His lulzy quotes would most likely be more epic than mine….but not as awesome at Chris Hardwick (from Web Soup) would be.

If he's on this site, he's probably a lurker.

Would be kind of cool.

Now only if Jeff Dunham were on here…

I don't care for Dunham. His stuff was only funny for that one special. After that, he became over-quoted and unfunny… both of which are unrelated to each other.

Totally agree, he is over rated now

Achmed is still funny.

I don't watch regular Television I am too busy masturbating and killing people in GTA 4, like any normal person.

Not if you have people quoting him and playing the video around you all the time

i watched the christmas special dvd, and achmed's bit made me lol til my brain asploded.

Do you even bother to eat food?

Because you clearly have no taste.

Achmed was funny at one point and walter was a good character,other then that dunhams a big pile of meh.

Tosh's standup is pretty funny. But personally, I think his show needs work. Lurking on KYM would definitely improve it.

I just associate Jeff Dunham with people who just got their first computer. Achmed the Dead Terrorist is as funny as that email about the guy who thought his CD tray was a cupholder.

Dane cook.

"dane cook is the comedic equivalent of nickleback"

I can guarantee that even the most bland, and un-funny person on KYM is still funnier than Dane Cook(e?).

Dane cook made me laugh more then all the comedians you named.

Tell me, how is he not funny?

His comedic style:

Common event
Exagerate
Yell
Scream
Weird motions

How is that not funny?

I wish I had some superpowers. I was thinking about that the other day. Maybe quit comedy, fight some crime. Everybody wants to fly. That's the number one power. If I could grant you a power, "Dane, I'd love to fly." Yeah? Who the f**k doesn't? Who doesn't want to leave the show tonight and be like, "Alright I'll catch you guys later." Shwwooosh and zip up into the skies. "I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering splendor."

You know what I'd like to be able to do more than anything else? I'd love to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause no one wants to be covered in spaghetti. No. If I'm on a date with a girl and she's very rude, I'd be like, "You know what?" Pppptthhh! "Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very rude. Enjoy your spaghetti, cause you're rude." Pppptthhh!

These are all dreams. These are all things we want to have. (to man in audience) If I could grant you a power, any power, what would you want? Anything right now? "Dah, Jesus." You want to be Jesus? God you're such an egotistical prick. He thinks he's Jesus. Ah, Jesus. I'd love to cover him with spaghetti right now. Pppptthhh! Enjoy your spaghetti, you're very egotistical. Ahhh, Christ. Not you.

I'd love to shoot a laser out of my c**k. And when I'm empty my balls glow. Low fuel, balls are empty.

….. How can you NOT see a problem here with these things that he does?

I don't. I particularly like his '11 children' bit.

You called?

So… Angrypwnzer?

If he sucks so bad, why are we arguing over it?

I am NOT bland. I'm more flavorful than you will ever believe.

I see. I just realized that dane cook's comedy is like listening to the funniest guy in school talking about what went through his mind for the last few days. Also I can't believe all these comments started over me saying Dane cook, I was just curious about how everyone would react. I guess everybody thinks of dane cook as the justin bieber of comedians. Dane cook is still my favorite comedian though.

You're delicious.

unintentional troll.

At what point exactly did I troll?

Since this is clearly now a comedian thread…

Mitch Hedberg.

I personally liked Walter and Achmed from Dunham and I heavily disagree on the fact that I might have bad taste.

Walter is probably the only Dunham character that I will never tire of. The others can just stay in the trunks for all I care.

List of favorite comedians:

Aziz Ansari
Eugene Mirman
Zach Galifianakis
Dimitri Martin
Daniel Tosh

… That's about it.