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OK so this is how this works: Write a monlogue about the previous poster's awesomeness as if you were the previous poster. It should be about 3 sentences or more.
Example: I am angrypwnzer, and my life is legend. My might knows no limits. My words are truthful, and my courage is as infinite as the internet itself.

HERP DERP, MAI NAME IS ANGRYPWNZER AND I'M SUPAR AWEZUM LOL !1!!

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I am smugleaf, and as my species moves the plantlife around me, i move the forums. I am the first, the only, the greatest, and the purest troll. All others are pathetic imitators.

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You have gathered here today, for my awesome power of making you all lose the game.

My sarcasm is colder than the snow that falls upon the grave, and my tongue is sharper than the finest sword.

I'm too tired to write.

I am dinner. I fear nothing- except for mold, teeth, silverware, and of course, dinner blasters…

I am the white void. I am the cold steel. With blade in hand shall I rip the sins from this world. I am angrypwnzer! The end has come!

I am Ashbot, master of sarcasm. I hath owned the douchebag Angrypwnzer! And HEavylobsterguy is no good at this shit, give him a break. >>

…….awesomeness…………..

I am the almighty angrypwnzer. This morning I ate a most delicious bowl of freshly-picked strawberrys served to me by my servants. Tomorrow morn I shall ask them to fetch me a cow so the chefs can prepare it for a feast. I shall greet my subjects at three this afternoon regardless of if they are payaing attention or not. Those who speak out against me shall not be invited to my galla tomorrow evening.

Gaston. Gunter. Please prepare my bath. I humid atmosphere exhausts me.

Bumping in hopes for continuted awesomeness.

I fail to see the death of the thread, and so I bump. I am Trick Lobo, and am simply badass because my picture is a black L.
And Heavy Lobster Guy is still terrible at this. :D

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I am a fat cat girl.

I am troll, but you are me. I ecompass you with all my power, making you belive that you are the troll instead of me. I am Sweatie Killer, master of all fates, troll-wize and not;

Potato.

I'm not a cat girl. n_n

At least I got it half right.

Great job.

I'm uh, uh, um………

My name is Irish and i just discovered the cure for HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG…

I'm more fancy then you.

You were just pwned by a peice of chalk. I don't know weather to laugh or cry. Well… okay, I'll laugh hahaha!

IAMJOHNFREEMANTHESAVIOROFHUMANITTYFROMTHECOMBINEANDSTUFF

I Sell Sexual and Sexual accessories.