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OK, so I've been (at least in my opinion) bombed by user requests to be NPCs in my KYM rpg.
So, in an attempt to keep my sanity intact, I'm going to put up this thread. I will try to put in users 5-10 at a time. All you have to do is say "i want to be an NPC!" and then give me a couple lines/distinguishing attributes for your NPC. I'll update the roster of finished NPCs as I finish them.

Sign me up.
Can I just say that youve all been a bit harsh on pwnzer.He started kym on the wrong foot,made one too many threads,posted nigh on constantly.Over the past few weeks hes piped down,yet everyone still gives him grief.He says he wants to make a kym rpg as a little project,its inception was a wee bit flawed.Pwnzers a big boy and he can take constructive criticism,but to an extent some people are taking the piss.

I wanna be Enn Peh Cee.

Features: Smexy scarf. Extremely High-pitched voice. Lacking english speaking skillz.

I'd find being an NPC enjoyable.

Features: Wears a mask that makes him look like Samuel L. Jackson, has neatly combed hair. Wears a turtleneck. Always talks about how he is Filipino and if you can tell that he is Filipino.

Can you make a Playable Character sign up?

sorry, PC's are all filled, but if i make a sequel, i'll consider doing a drawing to choose the PC's.
Also, when i said "attributes/features", i meant a back story and personality quirks.

I agree with Butterin, but pwnser does need to be careful on some points, but I think by having an npc signup, he's fixed a few.

Anyway, am I right in saying that i'm a PC?

I want to be an npc desu.

Personality quirks: Ends everything with desu.

Back Story: Randomly appears for no clear reason or purpose in odd places.

D00d, I R liek want be NPC pl0x

I want to have a pimpin hat and cane, be surrounded by hoes, and (if possible) teleport.

I want to be an NPC

Name: Heath Ledesma
Features: Emo hair and sunglasses
Perosnality Quirks: Calls people 'pal' and carrys a Snivy on shoulder. Before killing people says "goodnight sweet prince"
Backstory: A hitman that make clean getaways and has high HP. Doesn't hunt player down but will get annoyed when he/she appears.

God damn it Adam.

Features: Fedora. Green trench coat. Glasses.
Personality: LULZ AM NAZI. Prone to violence, especially decapitation. Fucks corpses.
Backstory: Is the bridge between the eldritch and the mundane. A manifestation of fear itself.

Features: just make it look mai avatar (the classy cat one)
Personality: Simon belmont, but the one Captain N. (not joking)
Backstories: When i was little my eagles kidnapped my parents and escaped into the nether realm. coincidentally i was raised by eagles and i can speak in demon tongues.

Also, comic relief should be written by the forum… not you

I am a person who always has a nice suit on and aviator sunglasses and if possible (so people know it's me) no head for my guy.
My guy always says really cheesy/ stupid one liners.
Backstory: I was a smuggler bringing in a large shipment of weaponry when the buyer tried to turn on me, so I killed him and his men. I then took the money and the guns and am now a mercenary/smuggler for higher.

Okay, why are you hating on mine?

ai want to be a npc!

For appearance, I guess you could just go off of my avatar (Red panda, yellow shirt). Also, I want everything that I say to rhyme, à la Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie.

Backstory:
I was abandoned by my red panda parents and was forced to live with very geeky human parents. They taught me how to walk, talk, and more importantly, to play SSBM. Today, I'm the #1 ranked SSBM champion of the nation. Yay.

I'm in.

Heavy Lobster Guy
A geeky, somewhat emo kid with a fascination with Heavy Lobster. Not to the point of a fetish. Pervs. Usually avoids people, but is friendly when he's not frightened out of his wits or upset for whatever reason.
Low health, fast, will usually run away from fights. When forced to fight, fights hard. Very hard.
I'll get back to you later with a backstory and a good name.

Mine should be simple, methinks. I'm an Orange. Jack Candle the Orange.
Backstory? I fell off my mom, the orange tree, and that's pretty much all there is to it.
Features, huh? Well, I'm small. And round. Because I'm an orange. And I'm indescribably handsome.
Let's see now, personality quirks.. I just basically make a ton of references to the fact that I am, in fact, an orange.

WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT TO ME? IT'S LIKE WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING

o.o
Hai

In b4

Well, is it too late for me to add this to my application?

Personality quirks:
Obsessed with improvement and constantly puts himself and his work down no matter how excellent it really is. Tends to pace back and forth.

Backstory:
Is one of the best in his field of archaeology and a somewhat skilled musician. However, after digging up an ancient instrument with an evil spirit inside, he is cursed with extreme self-doubt.

EDIT:
Here's some stuff from my first post, if you don't feel like scrolling up.

Features: Wears a mask that makes him look like Samuel L. Jackson, has neatly combed hair. Wears a turtleneck.

Also, ignore the part from the first post about Filipinos.

Also, can I be a nice pimp?

Like how Butters is in that one episode of South Park.

And back story: I come from a grassy area above a city called Cerulean to the (wherever you put me) to pimp out my hoes.

Character traits: Nice, pimpin', enjoys tacos, also likes talking about video games.

“i want to be an NPC!”

Make me a catboy and a manwhore. Aside from that do what you liek.

“i want to be an NPC!”

I wanna be a usually optimistic character who likes to make bad puns.

Can I still be the secret boss? ;u;

Well not any more you can't!!! Its not a secret!… See what i did there?

Of course.

But how about BEING heavy lobster?

Do these guys realize NPCs don't fight?

OMG everyone else just got truthtrolled.

But I'm not, I'm just Heavy Lobster Guy. D:

NPC.

Something related to Vocaloid. Preferably Miku. lol
I'd be that annoying NPC in the beginning of the game that'd help you and then I'd die or go away as soon as you got used to me.

Soo…am I a PC or not…?

No, you're a Mac jk
yes you are a playable character

Nice one, you actually got a little laugh from me : )

Can I be a super powerfull extra boss?.
Personality. Scarcastic and crazy.

Will you release a list of the NPC's?

When i'm done with the event scripting.

I still want to be the vehicle and when you use me my character says "EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THE TRAIN BABY"

Cool story bro.

it is isn't it.

so far, i've only got christopher in, but i couldn't put a hat on the abra sprite.

Whoops I forgot backstory.
Back story, NOTHING FOR YOU!

I WANT TO BE AN NPC! (Although I've been inactive and don't even know most of you)
Dr.Octagonopus:
The Doctor that heals you up when your health is down and is somewhat Obnoxious. He's pretty crazy and dilosonial, as in making up fake diseases and being dramatic over little issues.

BackStory: My mother said I'd never be a Doctor when I grow up, so she forced me into being a Janitor. I was in Janitor school with a bunch of ferrets. They made fun of me and laughed at me until one day, I busted of my Jackie Chan moves and ran away from Janitor School. I then came to (whereever you place me or the stroy takes place) and became a Doctah! :D
Sooooo can I?

@angrypwnzer: Even though people have been bashing on me, am I still in?

So I guess it's too hard to sprite a Samuel L. Jackson mask? Can I change my design?

Change in design:
Flannel shirt from Abercombie and Fitch worn with black jeans and a chain necklace. Looks like a Filipino L from Death Note. The end.

aww yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm wondering, could you possibly sprite in a cane of some sort, then?

And thanks for adding me in. :)