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I've noticed the forums recently have lost their roots of awesomeness. Im posting this in hopes that you remember the less serious, and less personal KYM that we all loved to death
Rules: I post a wish i want granted, and you post a loop hole that screws it up
example:
I wish i had a lifetime supply of ice cream
okay, but you are now a diabetic

I wish a had a million dollars

Wish granted, but now we use bottle caps as currency.

I wish I could get the new Zelda: Skyward Sword.

okay but when you get home you realize its actually a chinese rip call Legend of Zeldar: Skyword Sword and its a crappy educational game
I wish phantasy star online servers went back up

Granted, but now no one plays Phantasy Star Online. And it is now outlawed.
I wish this wish can't be corrupted.

Wish denied.
I wish someone would wish for me.

Everyone is dead.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get sucked up into a jet turbine the first time you fly.
I wish i could have X-Ray vision on whoever i wanted too.

Ok but now everyone is old people.
I wish I could shoot fireballs out of my nipples

Granted, but your nipples would catch on fire…Sexy
I wish Dr. Spaceman's icon wasn't so creepy

Ok but now your icon is so screepy.
I wish I could make the world's worst webcomic

Granted, but people praise it for being "different".

I wish that there wasn't so much drama on FurAffinity.

Okay but everyone becomes a furry

Wheres my question

just grant one of the wishes in the song

I wish I had a giant robot.

granted: it steps on you like doggy doo-doo
I wish KH: 358/2 Days was rereleased for Wii

Granted, but you break your wii trying to swing your keyblade.
I wish OPs couldn't ever be fagots.

Ok, people who Re: are now faggots

I wish I could find Dragonforce's Through the Fire and the Flames on a video game.

(…Does Guitar Hero 3 ring a bell?)
You don't get this wish.
I wish I had a glass of water.

Ok but your just an eye you can't drink it.
I wish I wish I wish….

Your Genie is snatched away before you couled make up your mind.
I wish I had a time macine.

Alright but it's a box one like in calvin and hobbes. And your mom throws it away.
I wish for a third nipple

Granted, but it's gonna have to replace something else! picks up giant scissors
I wish that I could teleport

Welcome to hell friend :/

I wish the MGO1 servers would come back online.

They do. However, since nobody expected them to go back online nobody returned to play it so they shut it down soon after.
I wish Sonic the Hedgehog had a better voice actor.

Sonic the Hedgehog no longer exists. It never existed. Sonic got completely wiped off the existence list.
I wish I didn't have exams

Ok, hope you like 2 months of summer camp instead.

I wish I could kill Hitler with my bear hands.

ok but then you actually have BEAR hands and you cant function in every day life

I wish more of my friends liked classical music

The sheet music was bombed so it was never played, so your friends cannot listen to it.
I wish it snowed more often.

The world is plunged into another ice age killing all human life inculding you. AL GORE WAS RIGHT!!
I wish that Dragon's where real.

(P.S. YAY! Sonic was never invented!)

Alright, but the world turns into a fantasy land where you're literally the only person that doesn't get to see the dragons.
I wish I had more than one eye.

Has only one eye

I wish PwNeDoScAr had more than one eye.

PwNeDoScAr gets the extra eye on the bottom of his foot. It also has no eyelids.
I wish that Fangirls wouled stop makeing Yaoi's of my favoirite Animes.

ok those animes now never existed so the yaoi's can't be made

i wish there were flying cars

The ice age freezes the metal so much it cannot be unfrozen. The metal is kept inside huge ice blocks, including us. Eventually, the metal disintegrates due to a special chemical found in the ice blocks by Norwegian scientists who kept a fire running throughout the ice age.
I wish no-one had cancer

everyone has aids
i wish there werent state issued tests in schools

There would be 50 and 100 question Quizzes instead.
I wish i could hit any shot i wanted to on a basketball court.

Wish granted, but you play for the Pacers.
I wish I could get a show for my band to play at.

You get a gig at a nursing home
I wish i was immortal.

Your immortal state is only for a few days. Later, you get shot and it kills you.
I wish unicorns had unibrows.

Granted, but it replaces their horn so they just look like disfigured horses.
I wish the new episodes of Spongebob were as good as the old ones.

Ah I remember the last thread!

You'll get nothing and like it.

I wish my avatar had some desu in it so I could desu while I desu.

Wish granted, but the redundancy caused a mass flood of "Yo Dawgs" to appear.
I wish I had a duck

granted, but the duck bites off your dick.
i wish i could see Tron Legacy, i swear, ive been trying to see it FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME

Granted, but it's gonna be the worst movie you will ever see.
I wish that I'd get better than a F in Math.

Wish granted, you get an F+
I wish the duck didn't bite my dick off

Granted, but he bites your balls off.
I wish Monday through Wednesday would be snowdays so i could get off of school.

Granted, but you have to make one day up on christmas day. >:D
I wish zillamaster had live lobsters in his pants.

Wish granted, they come out and crush your throat in the night.
I wish these wishes wouldn't get corrupted