DO NOT ACCUSE ME OF ADVERTISING, IT'S A FORUM GAME. NOT A CRAPPY AD.
Okay, that aside, just go to this link and post any (OBJECTION!s" you made or found that you think are funny:
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php
I'll start by posting this objection….
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4587736