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Gentlemen, our target. How shall we take it over?

Success! You have captured it and contained it within a black box, in our forum! How did you achieve this?

Democracy.

Desu Spam.

We captured it, but we need to take it over. We must not simply walk into Mordor, but we ride the Mememobiles into Mordor and get an army.

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI

1) PROFIT
2) ??
3) Barak Obama
4) Indonesia
5) ??
6) ????
7) Korean airplanes and the entire world
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43) Below

44) PROFIT again, repeat step 1

I came as fast as I could.

Ok here's the plan:

Step 1: Turn on computer.
Step 2: Get on 4chan
Step 3: Spam desu until perma b&
Step 4: "This is sparta!" kick computer through the window.
Step 5: ?????
Step 6: WORLD

desu

Oo, ooo! I know this one. We steal everyone's car, but then return it within 24 hours with a note apologizing for taking it, explaining that it was an emergency. Along with the note, we attach two tickets to a concert sometime next week. Then, when they go to the concert, we come back while they are out and take everything!

And the Earth along with it! Good Idea!

Ok, step number 1: Buy lots and lots of Desu.
Step 2: Steal peoples cars, and switch out with the Desu.
Step 3: Once world is flooded with Desu, we offer to get rid of the Desu for One Million Dollars.
Step 3.2: Take the prize money and buy more Desu.
Step 3.5: Repeat.
Step 3.8: ????
Step 4: THE WORLD!

Any more ideas?

O.k, we buy hookers by making a fake version of Half life 3 and selling it. Then we put notes on them that say "you can do her/him if your give us all the fatties in the world"and shoot the hookers at the world leaders.(PS: Give a male to Dumbledore because he's gay.) Now we piss off Soviet Russia( I can't think of any jokes) and make them Launch a Nuke at the USA. Now, finally. Put up come the fatties and ask the USA for THE WORLD or we'll put the fatties down.

There.

Oh god… imagine if someone from the CIA saw this thread and thought we were being serious.

You know I'd worry more about the CIA trying to take over the American government, because they would know how to do it if anyone.

Its simple, to take over the world we must first appease the Flying Spaghetti Monster…
Lets sacrifice Tumblr…

ROCKS!!!

But what is a world domination plan without a Super Lazer? We are going to have to hire Indiana Jones to dive into some forgoten temple to grab the dimond we need to make the lens. Then we point it at some contry and demand $100 for ransom.

We'll, I've been working on a little something all my life:

We're not being serious?!? Crap, what am I going to do with these 6,800,000,000 Willie Nelson tickets I just bought?

A boobie?

Use captain blubber's endless fortune to bribe every living thing in the world!

We are going to have to bribe him with two Mudkipz and a toaster in order to get funds from him!

1.) Put this video up on every single channel at midnight, 6:00 am, Noon, and 6:00 pm. This will hypnotize people to work for our cause.

2.) Give vaccines to whoever will work with the plan without having to be hypnotized. These vaccines will make us and our offspring immune to weegee's death stare for all eternity.
3.) This video will demonstrate what we will do to the ones who dare resist.

4.) …
5.) PROFIT!

step1:firehouse that shoots rainbows
step2:????
step3:full of win
Step4:profit

REPEAT