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in these documents they said they would and was obvious that they did kidnap mellow.
im sure we all remember.
and anyway these documents say that the culprit was…
name is obscured on written text. looks like djkfshkadfk fhasgh

Words cannot begin to describe what i'm gonna do to the kidnapper….nobody screws with us like this.

>see thread

Halp, guize.

Taryn. Halp.

I SHALL SAVE YOU MELLOW! as soon as i find out where you are.
THEN, THE SAVING SHALL COMMENCE!

oh forget it, i have to leave for El Paso tommorow.
good luck with the kidnapping and the rape and the hibjiggajoo.

I'll do it later.

Sorry can't halp, i'm too busy watching vids that are irrelevant to the conversation.

ALLRIGHT! We need to take the minions from our failed attempt to take over the earth and organize a search party!
We will be holding a meeting sometime next week to see if we can arrange another meeting to hold a vote on who will orginize the resuce. After we have picked our leader, it will be his/her job to set a time for us to meet up and search for Mellow (Hopefully not on a rainy day, I don't really like getting wet). Sound good?

You know what, screw the videos, how can I help save Mellow?

heres the bribe money.

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THIS MONEY?!… Did you rob a bank?

if I told you I would have to kill you.

Only one way to solve this…. Come out and fight me like a man

We shall Revolt!
Everyone with a post in this thread except Mellow (sheds tear) and our Rabbi who is going to Texas will recieve a gun.
Let's kick ass.

I'd rather an axe.

actually, im already in Texas, im just going to take a 12-hour trip from Grand Prairie to El Paso

I choose this gun!

And Ill bring my spellbook!

LETS GO KICK SOME ASS!

this shall be my gun

I'll help! My vehicle you ask?

THE BAGGER 288

Support fire. Hehe fire…

This badboy will make the kidnapper wish he was never born…

I'll come in last to finish the kidnapper off. All those cuts scratches you guys gave him?

Yeah.

Orange juice.
Orange juice everywhere.

I bet Anonymous did it…. after getting bored with screwing Tumblrtan, he decided to go after mellow….
well, i'm gonna slaughter him like the pig he is!

…and you have my bow!

Mellow seems to be the new Zelda/Princess Peach.
Always getting kidnapped by people.

I could help….
But I might kill her and everyone else in the process.

It's funny cause you're a nuke.

I'll bring my sniper crowbar.

Who ever kidnapped Mellow probably got away with Blah-tan, too.

I thinked the King of KYM should rescue her, but who is he?

@sweatie: HURR DURR, I ARE KING

I'll set out the Amber Alert!

the cole train has arrived to help HURRY WE NEED TO GET THAT BITCH FROM INCEPTION TO MAKE ME SOME TRAIN TRACKS!!

I like how 90% of the time spent during this rescue is selecting weapons.

good, then i can help find mellow!

Back from undercover mission, result: The first person who seemed to know anything was sniped in the back of the head and I was immeadiatly surrounded by Ninjas. (Good thing I brought the Mudkip with me, or things wouled have turned out nasty.)

But, why weren't you mesmerized by the mudpikpz amazing like ability?

Hey guize what are we all doin' choosin' weapons?
well then Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!

I also went on a mission.

It seems that they are planning something in Mordor. We must not simply walk into Mordor. I was almost caught, but luckily my power level was over 9000. They were defeated and I had to sneak out, as they are getting an army of ninja-wizards and bears with lazer beams on their heads. Luckily, i used my sniper crowbar to get the one guarding the exit. Now, we must get to the Cole Train and save Mellow!

They will likely expect our attack! Lets send this a decoy!

With this we can draw out all of their forces at the Black Gate as we sneak in though Shelob's Lair!

@Mellow getting kidnapped:

inb4 negative karma

HEY. HEY.

I shot laser beams randomly out of my eye.
Did I help?

Looks at crater made by lazer Unless you just killed a Anthill that was planning on stealing the picnic basket I was going to bring along for everybody, not much. You only proved that your a baddass who is now our heavy wepons guy, WELCOME ABOARD THE COAL TRAIN! Departure time: once we have managed to shove the Longcat into the trunk and whenever Coal Train is ready!

How do we manage to fit longcat? We all know how long longcat is. Wait, how long is the Cole Train? looks at Cole Train Oh wait nevermind.

I upgraded your sniper crowbar. Because you just need something to bludgeon even more stuff up.

@Thread.

You go do that.