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Group manages to shove Longcat into Cole Train ALLRIGHT! We are ready! Anyone want to make a epic speech before we execute our mission?

Who's leading this operation?

Hmmmm… good question. Somehow we managed to get ready and get out the door (and into the train) without one.

GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY! That is one badass weapon.

@Natsuru:
Maybe we're too badass for a leader.

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY, AND I SHALL LEAD OUR TEAM ON ITS QUEST FOR A MEATBALL SUB SANDWICH!

I say our plan is to blow up the world. That way the kidnappers have no chance of escape!

Oh and we might as well nuke the moon just as a precaution.

Takes charge for a moment We still need to save Mellow first!
And the Meatball Sub Sandwich is being held on the same floor as her, so you can nab that when you get there.

NOOOOOO!!!!! THEY TOOK THE FUCKING MEATBALL SUB SANDWICH TOO!?!

THEY DID!!!!! THOSE BASTARDS ARE GONNA PAY!!!!

Shit just hit the fan.

I'm getting my battle axe for this.

they fucked with the wrong person.

I realize this is turning into a full scale invasion. Perhaps I shall take my supply of Traps, Pillz, and Secret Wepons.
I think I already told you what one of my secret wepons is:

@ Cole Train: I am able to overcome it's mesmerizing effects by injecting myself with Mudkip DNA and raising a newborn. But even then I can't look at its power directly for too long. All I need to do is turn my gaze away and listen to the enemy scream.

I have a feeling that the 3rd floor of the castle mellow is being held captive in is being gaurded by these two.

I think we have fought this demon before. This time we shall banish him to the world between worlds, using this artifact I found during my travels to Europe's underworld.

obviously, this is the kidnapper

Im choosing a new weapon!

this looks like a job for an unimportant narrator
Lokks like the gang may be able to pass Twin Beiber OH BUT CAN THEY GET PASS THE DISCO NINJA FROG

I'll tag along and I'll bring a thermostat tea.

NOW THE GANG MAY BE UNEATABLE WITH THE NEWLY OBTAINED THERMO TEA

Im bringing a boombox so during the climactic final fight we can play "Row Row Fight the Power"

Ok, I just found a way to get the entire group into Mordor! It's not simple at all, so I had to make it as complicated as possible.

Basicly we ride the most powerfull transportation in existence, the Cole Train, who we have equipted with the most advance Train Track building technology, so we can drive him like a car. Also, with the super dimenton busting powers of Longcat and the combind strength of KYM's Mudkip who we have outfited with Mikuru Beam lens's, we can manage to, with a little difficulty, open up a portal in front of the Black Gate and bring us to the other side of it.
We have also equipted all the passenger cars with the greatest Meme projectiles in the history of mankind, so we can blast our way though the Orc legions on our way to the black gate.

Now just wondering, did anyone bring Parking or Lunch Money?

we need a true HERO
HENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its time for ANN HIRO

I made some schematics!

Make sure it's this one:

OH YEAH, thanks i almost forgot! Hey what was this thread about something about naps? aw who cares! Look moar lazers!!!!

… What's gonna happen after we save her?

I don't know, maybe peace returns to hyrule? Something along those lines

She shall continue ruling KYM as our Queen Mellow. Or maybe she'll become a dictator to prevent future kidnappings.

That reminds me, I haven't seen moargun in a while… I miss her. I hope she's okay.

And how the rescue mission came to be:

Now, I openly hold arms out to thank my fellow warriors. =w=

OH SHIT WHERES MOARGUN.

Wait mellow? HEY EVERYONE!… WE WON!
So i guess that it then?… ok everyone can go home now, just clear out.
Gold stars for everyone

But then, a wild Tomberry appeared and kidnapped Mellow again, grabbing her by the waist before running like crazy while shouting "I won't let that Asian Karma magnet live! She must die!".

Not to mention plenty of change should certain problems arise…

What… did… you… just… do!?!

Actually I expected more distractions. I expected something like this to happen.

Anyway, EVERYBODY, WE NEED MORE WEAPONS!!! The next dungeon is guarded by diamond shark and raging pandas!

I have a feeling tomberry may also have moargun!

Sits down on nearby bench Man, we have to go save her again.Nom's on meatball sub sandwitch, and occationally tearing off a part to feed to the Mudkip
Let's think… Dungeon 2 is always the Fire one. So im going to have to install a Air Conditoner into the Cole Train's passenger cars… Open's up a bag of Potato Chips and starts EATING them We are going to need Ice and Water based wepons people, and I have the perfect wepon for the job!

Ah ha ha, you poor, poor clueless fools. You see, my bumbling compatriots, this was all just a sham so I could take over! You never saw this coming, did you?! That's right! I went behind your backs when you were off on your (potentially) heroic and daring "rescue mission." Now that my gambit has paid off, I'd say you have more problems on your hands than just a few missing members!

Now, my somewhat unwilling and begrudging workers, get to work on building defenses for my Forces in case these "heroes" show up here again! And they're only on Dungeon two as well! Perfect! I have time to work more on my master plan for holding onto my newly acquired assets!

Whoa whoa whoa! Hyrule? She got kidnapped more then once. More like the mushroom kingdom.

Meanwhile, in the front of the fire temple…


This is going to be much harder than I thought!

I thought fire temples were in mountains and volcanos though. Unless that temple (and mellow) is fireproof this task is impossible.

We should also bring snacks.

Yea, it is on a mountain, it's just so dark outside that you can't see the landscape around it. And of course it is fire proof! Why build a Fire Temple that will burn to the ground the instant you open it for public use?

As for Mellow… let's hope our princess is in another castle. Or in in the Freezer.

One step ahead of you!

here i am, el paso was tiresome, but now im rested up and ready to kick ass

WAIT! HOLD EVERYTHING!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEATBALL SUB SANDWICH?! I WANTED THE DELICIOUSNESS!

Points a gun at Mellow's head while still holding her by the waist

Don't make me do it, people! Don't make me kill her!
She is not a queen, she doesn't deserve that much karma and she is cute enough that I don't want to repaint myself as well as the whole KYM floor with her cephalic tissues.

So, please, bring an end to this madness that is worse than some orange snacks with a mustache!

Dude, just give me the sandwich and I'll leave you all alone.

Oh, wait. Derp, someone already ate the sandwich. I must start reading forum posts more carefully.

Well, instead of the sandwich, hand me a wrench.

i can supplie pie if anybody wants it?

How about an orange snack with a mustache and epic sun glasses!

I'll handle the situation from here my good KYM members.

Crumples the gun into a little metal ball and blinds everyone with mustachey awesomeness