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So a friend of mine was told he should see the movie "Harold & Maude" (which, for those of you who have not seen it, is an awesome movie) and he said that IMDB said it was a movie about a teenage boy who wants to marry an 80-year-old woman. I assured him that the plot synopsis really falls short of selling what is an excellent movie, and it was like saying

"Lord of the Rings is a story about these midgets that go for a walk because they want to return some jewelry they stole."

Anyway, in case you haven't figured it out, I'm starting this thread to challenge people to come up with plot lame synopses of awesome movies/books/whatever.

Dark knight.

Batman puts the joker in jail, very original.

Actually, for that one I was thinking something more like. "Story about a furry repeatedly harassed by an unfunny clown."

Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy.

The ultimate answer is 42 but no one knows the question.

Raiders of the Lost Ark: This guy finds a really old box, only to have it stolen.

Fight Club

The story of a guy who meets other guys and then learns the values of friendship and teamwork through wrestling.

the dark knight was good dont get me wrong, but the plots really predictable.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

A man born into his 80's and gets younger, till hes jail bait and screws old ladys.

Amadeus: This guy talks for two and a half hours about why he doesn't like Mozart.

All Quiet on the Western Front: A German Soldier goes to France and gets shot while drawling.

Passion of the christ. Jesus dies.

Joyeux Noel:

Germans, Frenchies, and English Men throw a Christmas party.

High School Musical:

Musical set in a high school that for some reason ignores every real life high school as a source of plot material.

Zombie Strippers:

Zombie strippers.

V for Vendetta

Verbose vagabond ventures vengance.

Harry potter: Some kids in school try to kill some evil wizard because the adults don't give a fuck.

Scott Pilgrim vs. the World :
A self-centered hypocrite has to go on a killing spree in order to win the heart of a frigid, distant, whiny and bicurious multicolor-haired lady, disregarding the Chinese girl in love with him who is as hot as her.

The NeverEnding Story

A boy reads a book and gets a flying hard-on

Goldfinger:

Some woman turns gold, James Bond shoots some Asian guy out of an ejector seat, "No Mr Bond I expect you to die", a fat guy with a top hat gets electrocuted at Fort Knox and another fat guy flies out of a plane.

The Waterboy

A scrub waterboy gets mad and decides to play good football.

Inception:

They are dreaming about dreams in dreams in dreams so a man can see his children, but it might have been a dream.

Team Fortress 2: You shoot other people, steal Briefcases, capture metal plates, engage in corporate sabotage and craft Hats.

Mario,
You save the princess

Lost

John Locke ruins everything

Don't forget the SANDVICH!!

Halo: Interstellar racial profiling.
Gears of War: Same as Halo, except on one planet.
Final Fantasy 13: As in the words of Snow Villers, "We gotta save Cocoon!"
Zelda: Save the princess.
Wind Waker: Save the Princess except you're on a boat!
Ratatouile: A rodent tries to be a chef.
Left 4 Dead: 4 people killing zombies.
Left 4 Dead 2: 4 people killing zombies IN LOUISIANA!

Watchmen – Doctor Manhattan and Ozymandias set up us the bomb. K-K-K-K-KILLING SPREE!

Boondock Saints – Two guys pissed off at both Russians and Italians and decide to kill off a bunch of them. Hilarity and senior citizen rage ensue.

All Saints Day – Same exact plot; substitute Russians for Chinese.

American Psycho – You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Human Centipede: Worst ass-to-mouth scenario ever.

Interstella 5555:

Some dude kidnaps a band of aliens so he can make money off of them, and eventually another alien saves them. Also Daft Punk music plays.

Pokemon
Animal abuse is legalized

Aladdin: A terrorist goes on a quest to lose his virginity with the help from a monkey,a rug, and a blue jackass.

The little mermaid: The pope gets a hard o- I mean some whore gives up her voice to grow legs and go do a prince. Which explains how they got a sequel.