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This was a sad, sad attempt at trolling. People seem to think that spamming a forum with incomprehensible rants and pictures equals a good troll. It doesn't. It makes us slightly annoyed, yes, but at the end of the day, we're more worried about what the actual players are doing, not your crappy attempt to start shit.

I wasn't even mad.
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At first I thought he genuinely couldn't read anything in the thread (hence calling him illiterate) but after the space laser thing I was convince he was trolling.

I made this for nick! ^ __ ^

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Why thank you very much!
It is now my avatar :3

Wow, I missed a lot. What was it that that troll said anyway?
Also, Vlad: I profusely apologize for that classless message (especially the stuff about your mum) but seriously: Please leave my country.

We're currntly weighing our options on leaving or continuing the invasion. I'm going to decide after this turn, due to the fact that I already sent my PM for this one and I don't want to resend it. I would also advise against involving the Sweetiebellion in this conflict seeing as I have allies in HAZE, you have allies in the Sweetiebellion and and we don't want to start the HAZE/Sweetiebellion War.

Suddenly, RF.

Vlad sent me what you said (I personally requested it), and to say the least I am very disappointed with your conduct. I don't accept personal attacks in my games. I've seen poorly managed RPs damage people and relationships in bad ways because they think that some virtual cock-block is worth ostracizing others.
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This is supposed to be entertainment, dammit, and if I see anybody do this again I'll remove them from the game.

It seems that enough time has passed for Lakota to triple their current population. Not that it's saying much, but we are now triple the strength since the attacks occurred all those years ago.

Not if my alliance members put in their PMs to make sure your race is eradicated before you could repopulate. :P

Doing genocide now? tsk tsk tsk, as if this crusade against "non-believers" wasn't enough. :P

Hey, I didn't tell them to do anything. Just one of many scenarios where his race doesn't repopulate.

Well, it seems you will have a very hard time. I'm crazy prepared.

I'll sum up how difficult it will be to kill me off with the following word:

Catacombs.

You seem extra confident, good luck on whatever it is you are planning.

KYMnatRP Turn 15

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Global Events & Notes
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Medicea – RocketPropelledPanda – Cute Pink
Status: Constitutional Monarchy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Zçùla religion , Medical
Army: Average Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Trucks, Cannon)
Navy: Small Specialist (IronClads, Submarine)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Glider Plane)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Commercial (Electricity, Railway, Radio)

-The submersible is adopted from Atlantis, and then improved into the Submarine. Other technologies are also adpted through trade, and the Medicean military has rapidly modernized.
-Unemployment drops sharply as the military is expanded.
-Lakotan peoples are being offered citizenship to encourage integration.
-A miniscule garrison is left in Lakota, with the rest of the nation's forces being redirected to aid in allied attacks.

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United States of Atlantis – Kokuu – Cyan
Status: Constitutional Confederacy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Equality, Protestant Zçùla religion , Theocratic Despotism, Time Keepers, Zealots, Order, Sea faring, Mercantalism
Army: Big Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard Trucks, Cannon)
Navy: Average Trained (Dreadnought, Submarine)
Econ: Average Commercial-Industrial (Railway)

-The submarine and the dreadnought (after importation of the ironclad) are invented.
-A manditory draft is set into place.
-Bythia is invaded.

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Hephaestus – Vlad – Forest Green
Status: Constitutional Monarchy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Philosophy, Imperial, Capitalism
Army: Big Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Light Tank, Artillery)
Navy: Average Specialist (Steamship, Submarine)
AirF: None (Glider Plane)
Econ: Big Commercial-Industrial (Electricity, Railway, Atomic Engineering 2)

-The tank is invented. This new weapon is employed in Yudea to hasten the taking of rivers and trenches, breaking the front lines.
-Advances into atomic engineering have suggested that Hephaestus may soon be capable of developing uranium bombs.
-An officer corps is made, advancing the quality of the armed forces

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Borgia – Mr. Biscuits – Hot Pink
Status: Constitutional Monarchy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Matriarch, Seafaring, Comedians, Aesthetic, Militaristic, Zçùla religion , Capitalism
Army: Massive Militia (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Trucks, Cannon)
Navy: Big Trained (Ironclad, Submersible)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (BiPlane)
Econ: Massive Commercial-Industrial (Electricity, Radio, Atomic Engineering 1)

-Atomic engineering is invested into. Attempts to import this technology from Hephaestus fail due to it being a state secret.
-The BiPlane is invented.
-Madagascar is invaded, and very little capable resistance fought back the landing.
-Constription has raised the size of the armed forces, and monetary incentives alongside low casualty rates has further encouraged more civilians to take up arms for the monarch.
-Although a sizable garrison remains, the Lakotan people are given a fair amount of autonomy.

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Sweetietopia – Lord Sweetie Belle – Maroon
Status: Constitutional Monarchy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Zealots, Bronyism religion , Engineers, Militaristic
Army: Massive Civilian (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Cavalry, Cannon, Napalm)
Navy: None (Galleon)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Industrial (Atomic Engineering 1)

-Technologies imported from Equestria have modernized the military, but not in time enough to prevent the fall of Madagascar.
-Napalm is invented, and atomic engineering is invested into.
-An attack on Giozzario is launched in West Africa through Tita.
-Attempts to break the blockade on Tita have failed miserably, resulting in the loss of many ships, including the navy's flagship armada. The limping fleet was picked apart as it returned home by Borg raids, and then scuttled when the port it landed in was captured by the Borg.
-Industrial production is being emphasized, resulting in a boom of wartime goods production.

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Deisa – Vardamir – Neon Green
Status: Fascist Dictatorship
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Deisanism religion , Art, Militarism
Army: Big Specialist (Rifle, SMG, Machine Gun, Trucks, Artillery)
Navy: Average Trained (Caravel)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Industrial

-The submachinegun and the automobile are invented.
-The Zçùlan faith is adopted by the state, and enforced upon the people. Religious Deisan leaders are assassinated or executed publicly for false crimes. This significant break from a thousand-year traditional religious system has caused a massive uprising in Deisa, splitting the nation into many warring factions, overthrowing the old government entirely. The Junta leadership has been assassinated by radical reactionaries, and the colonies have declared independence. A fascist leader eventually takes the reigns, promising to put an end to foreign religious tyrany over internal affairs. The new regime has vastly inflated the military budget, leading to a significant drop in unemployment and a surge in industrial expansion.
-The new fascist leadership has taken the liberty of publicly supporting the Yudean struggle, sending expeditionary forces and weapons to the flailing nation to help their cause.

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Giozzario – Nick Estbosco – Orange
Status: Theocracy
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Equality, Zçùla religion , Theocratic Despotism, Time Keepers, Zealots, Order, Sea faring, Mercantalism
Army: Massive Specialist (Rifles, Machine Gun, Petard, Trucks, Artillery)
Navy: Big Trained (Steamship)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Glider Plane)
Econ: Big Commercial-Agrarian (Radio, Atomic Engineering 1)

-The glider plane is invented, and atomic research is invested into.
-Tita is invaded, and her colonies are rapidly overtaken.
-Bythia is invaded. Places of pagan worship are burned to the ground.

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Yudea – Vulcan – Pale Green
Status: Federal Socialist Republic
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Theocratic, Yudean religion , Musically Obsessed
Army: Massive Civilian (Rifle, SMG, Machine Gun, Trucks, Artillery)
Navy: Small Trained (Galleon)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Glider Plane)
Econ: Average Commercial-Resource

-Declaring a state of crisis, the monarch has initiated an all inclusive draft upon the civilian populace, mobilizing a million man army. This has been made possible largely due to Deisan imports and debt allowance.
-As the war drags on and hundreds of thousands are killed on the battlefields, internal governmental strife and starvation among the people has broken out into open revolution. A war exhausted populace has taken up arms against the monarchy, whom have been forced to flee the nation. A socialist regime has successfully put itself in their place, and has hastily put itself to work seizing property from inept aristocrats and communalizing the economy.

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Tita – Josh – Red
Status: Kingdom
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Democratic, Honey Badger Cult religion , Philosophy, Militaristic
Army: Average Civilian (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Truck, Cannon, Napalm, Germ Bomb)
Navy: Big Militia (Cog, Galleon)
AirF: Miniscule Trained (Glider Plane)
Econ: Miniscule Commercial-Resource

-The glider plane and the automobile are invented.
-Bunkers and trenches built along the Giozzi borders have halted their invasion for the most part, and Sweetiebellion troops have reinforced the lines. At a massive cost in casualties and life, the Giozzie invasion has been halted in its tracks, marking the first time in history that the Zçùlan crusade was stopped.
-Technologies imported from Equestria to Sweetietopia have been incorporated into the Titan army as well, aiding the resistance against Giozzario.
-A large civilian draft pushes thousands to the front lines to hold the bunkers and trenches. Truckload after truckload of unarmed civilians are sent out, often having to pick up dead comrade's weapons to fight at all.

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Equestria – Derpy Hooves – Yellow
Status: Dual Kingdom
Epoch: Industrial Age
Culture: Matriarch, Celestia religion , Utilitarian
Army: Big Specialist (Rifle, Machine Gun, Petard, Truck, Cannon)
Navy: Average Trained (Steamship)
Econ: Average Agrarian-Commercial (Electricity)

-The common Zçùlan calendar is adopted to avoid conflict with the faith driven zealots and their merchants invested into the Equestrian economy.
-The steamship and automobile are invented.

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Lakota Aequales – DarkErmac – Gold
Status: Underground Resistance

-The current puppet governments of Lakota are ostracized and, in some cases, assassinated by religiously driven resistance members. This is making it difficult for the occupiers to maintain a firm grasp over their claims.
-Raids on Borg encampments and outposts in the Rocky mountains, followed by rapid retreat into Equestrian california, has made the resistance a tricky beast to fight. Casualties and financial damage ratios are highly slated in favour of the Lakotans.

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Bythia – Shock~Value – Baby Blue
Status: Empire
Epoch: Middle Ages
Culture: Imperialism, Militarism, Sun Worship religion , Zealots, Superiority
Army: Massive Militia (Rifle, Petard, Cannon)
Navy: Miniscule Militia (Raft)
Econ: Small Agrarian-Commercial

-The capital is fortified.
-The musket and then the rifle are invented.
-Trade with Tita, being cut off by Blockade, is not capable of providing technology to Bythia.
-A special squadron of soldiers pre-emptively cross the Giozzario border to the north and poison water supplies and sabotage infrastructure critical to the armies. These soldiers, although caught and executed, were so effective that their tactics are being adopted inside of Bythia itself, with water sources and granaries being poisoned or destroyed before the Giozzi get to them.

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For Reference
Military Sizes: Miniscule, Small, Average, Big, Massive
Military Ranks: Civilian, Militia, Trained, Specialist, Professional
Economy Types: Agrarian(farms), Commercial(trade), Artisan(independent production), Industrial(mass production), Resource(mining/lumber)
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I guess my revised pm(s) didn't count >_> Though I do need to apologize to you Syndic, my message(s) were somewhat messy and clogged with nonsense due to all the pm's being sent back and forth between all the players.
But overall it seems everyone was a bit too ambitious this round, I guess we all learned our lessons.

You were trying to invent cybernetics and the internet in this age:

How did you expect that to work?

If you support me morally, then why is one of your members (Desia) smuggling contraband weapons to Yudea? I don't wish to anger HAZE but I may have to set up a Naval Blockade to prevent supplies from getting through to the Yudean Army.

First of all, contraband implies that Yudea has made the purchase of these weapons illegal, which would be silly considering their situation. Second, smuggling =! trade. Especially for legal things. Like guns.

Saying "contraband weapons" always attracts more attention than saying "perfectly legal weapons".

This is an official declaration of Total War from Giozzario, and the Zçùlan world, on the Sweetiebellion as a whole. No mercy shall be shown to soldiers, citizens or anything that supports the nations of Tita, Bythia, or Sweetieopia. Zçùla will prevail in the end, as always. Prepare yourselves as much as you want, poison our water with your petty grasp at hope, but know that you will soon fall.
Eìo, Zçùla!

@Hephaestus- The other member nations of HAZE had no idea that Deisa was going to do that. I'm going to ask them to stop, not only because it damages relations with you, but Yudea has formally supported the Sweetiebellion. So, uh, Vardamir, if you're reading this, remember who's allied with who, stop helping the enemy. >.<

I can't edit my post as it is past the 30 minute mark, but here is an edited map with the new nations labelled:

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No, you may not join the game as one of these nations. Labeling them is simply my way of making sure your turns are readable (rather than saying "invade that one neutral country over there" you can be more specific)

This'll be an interesting war.

I have a feeling that most people wouldn't want to play as them anyways, seeing as an Empire in this game is considered fairly small if it isn't at least two million square miles.

True, and they'd only get to play for about a turn until a veteran player would eventually invade.

Yeah I know that. But remember that people keep coming in here trying to join as Germany, and I have considered deleting the OP to prevent that. I was just being prepared for whatever people might think.

This is an official announcement from Giozzario
We (Giozzario, not HAZE as a whole) have signed a tech- trading pact with Hephaestus in exchange for lowered taxes and tariffs. The end of the Sweetiebellion grows even closer.

Official Statement from Hephaestus

We've also decided to embargo all Sweetiebellion Nations. We're still neutral but we feel that allying with HAZE is better for Hephaestus, as we have zero trade partners in the Sweetiebellion.

You can't embargo the Sweetiebellion and still remain neutral. Stop being a coward and take a side.

He can do whatever he likes, it's his nation. We personally would rather have him remain neutral than help the Sweetiebellion.

I'd like to get in on this Hephaestus

-Borgia

@Borgia

We can strike up a technology pact with you, but I already sent my turn in blah blah I don't like to resend it etc etc. Be advised, however, that Atomic Engineering is still a state secret and will not be traded to anyone.

@Vulcanus Idonotwanttotypeoutallthelatininyourname

The reson we're neutral is because we're in a very good spot and we don't want a State Religion. No Sweetiebellion members can reach us by land except for you and you're somewhat preoccupied with our invasion right now. In terms of attacking by sea most Sweetiebellion members don't have a very good Navy (Cogs and Galleons) and our Navy has Steamships and will soon have Dreadnoughts. You want to attack us with your extremely underdeveloped and undermanned Navies, hey, it's your lose.

Accepted, I've already done my turn as well, though, so I suppose we'll wait until next turn. I understand about atomic energy, as I'm working on it as well.

Let us commence with our duel to the death!

Right, I'm just going to go into the corner, as far away as I can from the two warring factions…

It's time to rebuild.

If you converted to Zçùlanism, we'd give you the island of Haiti/ Dominican Republic. But something tells me you'd turn down that offer.

I love this flag! :p
Also we got a little something something planned.

I hate 500 Error. That is all.

Disregard all but the first one. They're all the same.

Yes he can, as long as he does not engage in warfare with the Sweetiebellion, he's neutral.

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Is it just me, or is the two neutral armies the ones with the best military?

Giozzario has a slightly bigger army than yours or Deisa's.

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This is them.
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I Apologise to Vlad.
Sent in my turn earlier than all this war malarkey came about to try and test my tech in a war without directly helping it.
Cough Arms race Cough
I'll pull back all support and I hope you accept my sincere apologies.

Deisa remains loyal to HAZE, no matter the cost.

The new Deisan flag.

I wanna make a turn today but about four of you have not sent PMs. Please do so.

Need me to send in my turn for the umpteenth time?

No. >_>
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I have yours I need some from other people.