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Jeb!

I feel bad for Jeb Bush. He was the front-runner for the nomination and was set to defeat a weak opponent in the general election. Then the guy from the Apprentice came on the scene, farted into the microphone, and took the world by storm. Poor dude.

we did it reddit

[I feel bad for Jeb Bush.]

>be Jeb
>dream of presidency since childhood
>father becomes VP and then president
>big brother becomes governor of Texas and then president
>marry a runescape goblin and become governor of Florida
>bide time for over a decade preparing for presidential run
>by 2015 Fox news is already acting like Jeb is the nominee
>spend months creating an elaborate plan to take down his rival Scott Walker
>receive hundreds of millions of dollars in big money donations
>leads all of the polls dramatically during the first few months
>out of nowhere Donald Trump announces his candidacy
>suddenly Jeb's numbers tank
>Walker immediately drops out
>Trump publicly emasculates Jeb several times live on stage in front of the entire country
>insults his family
>insults his wife
>barely even qualifies for the debates
>guac bowls
>"please clap."
>literally resorts to asking personally people in drive thrus to vote for him
>gives out toy turtles he keeps in his pockets and starts to lose his mind
>Jeb lives eats breathes and shits Iowa and New Hampshire for an entire year spending tens of millions of dollars on advertising but comes nowhere close to finishing first
>mommy and big brother has to come help him try to win South Carolina
>mommy publicly says that Jeb isn't her favorite child
>once again come nowhere close to finishing first in carolina
>drop out of the race and become possibly the biggest embarrassment in American politics
>Trump wins the nomination
>Trump wins the presidency
>right before Trump takes office both Jeb's parents are hospitalized probably dying of disappointment
The tragic legend of Jeb!