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DO NOT WANT!

I seriously need to get away from this thread….

It's only just begun!
Now please, relax…

And it looks like I used the pineapple…

And a Yo-Yo…

Oh how did it come to this?

A lot of aphrodisiacs.

We got desperate then we got drunk. Now were trying to forget what we did last night.

It also had something to do with a pineapple….

Well at least no one has shipped me with Murdoc yet.

Don't mention shit like that!

It's gonna happen now, thanks to you!

Great, now i need to go on the disturbing fan art thread and find that one pic of murdoc and the skinny one.

Then i need to find something there about commander shepard.

NICE ONE THOMAS.

This thread has fallen from grace. The Boh'ra'kaiah are not pleased at all.

Okay, now it's going to happen because of me, because I predicted it was going to happen and said as much.

Yep, real nice work on my part. Now none of us are gonna get any damn sleep.

What did I Miss?

Oh i certainly wont be getting any sleep…

Welp, here ya go thomas, and omomon! YOU WONT BE SLEEPIN TONIGHT.


There will be more where that came from. and i Will go get censored porn.

Pineapples.

Yo-Yo's.

Alcohol.

Nothing out of the ordinary.

Also about the pineapple…i think i used after you did….my butt..it feels….wierd.

Let's never talk about pineapples again katia.

Agreed.

LAZY SHIPPER?
I'LL SHOW YOU WHOEVER WROTE THAT
With magical images
Made of censorship
And cats
And Homestuck. (rite rite rite?)
Also pineapples. We should totally talk about pineapples.
:3

Okay, I think it's safe to say that when this thread reached FUBAR, no one noticed or cared.

Now, we're so far off the deep end…

Well if you want to use a pineapple properly, you're going to need lotion, a tail, a Yo-Yo, and the ability to balance on your hands.

You first need to tie one end of the yo-yo to your tail, and the other to the leafy part of the pineapple.

Now you stand up on your hands, and lift up the pineapple with your tail, then you slowly lower it into you [insert hole here] while your partner penetrates your [insert hole here].

Its a great party trick.

And never forget the lotion.

You NEED the lotion.

Seal wrote:

There will be more where that came from. and i Will go get censored porn.

Google "Fornax". No, really. That is, if you want to use Mass Effect-related images.

Only thing is that you'll have to censor them yourself.

Is it weird that I knew someone was going to say that?

Wait…does this game exist?

I was there in the Shipping Tour of '98.

Okay, I wasn't, but I was here during the original shipping thread, so that makes me old here.

Wait a minute…Shouldn't i be the black guy seeing how I'm black in real life?

It was Alejandro

No it was Pan

Alejandro's Report:
Slendy/Gamzee: Still Hardcore Rapist
Seal: Hobo/Odd Rape Scenario Victim/Edit: Shipping Specialist
Ric: Absentee Rape Victim
McMan: Sex Addict
Mexican: Adept Shipper
Alejandro: Shipper/Background Ship Victim
Zacharias: Matchmaker of Rapes
Cheese Stick: Horny Woman
Wheatley: Cold and Distant Lover
Lasers: What
Bro: Also Adept Shipper
RandomMan: Badass Motherfucher
Eightball: Lazy Shipper

Pan's Report:
Slendy/Gamzee: Quality Rapist
Seal: Lesser Rapist and the Hobo God of Cigars
Ric: The Green Haired Victim (Where is he…?)
Mexican: Bro’s Partner
Alejandro: Good for nothing Bitch
Zacharias: Alejandro’s Waifu (It’s Official Because I said so)
Cheese Stick: Mexican’s Bitch
Lasers: Also Mexican’s Bitch
Bro: Mexican’s Partner
RandomMan: Neutral and as swag as ever
Pan: HEE TURK MAH JURB!!!!

My shipping update.

Katia FUCKING Managan: Pineapple specialist.

:|
I don't know what I am doing here.
I need fucking MS Paint.

Why does Pan always ignore me on his lists?

No wait yeah it was me

Kazrkae…

Shut up and enjoy your fairy wings.

OKAY

I'm going to take a long posting break (again) that also goes for Gamzee too.

I am also gonna chill for a bit.

I have an idea.

Lets do a 2012 Shipping awards.

Whoever can make up the best ship, that gets the most Karma, wins.

And I'll be the sexy host judge lady thing.

Actually, I don't know.
Let me search it and see if there's anything relevant….
Okay now I regret searching this.

Then I'll need to post more.

What did I miss?

So a jamaican spy and a anthropomorphic cat with a sexual fascination of pineapples breed a hispanic android?

Seem legit.

Oh my lord…KATIA, get in here! We…look…Amazing!

Oh Nine…

We're beautiful…

Yay! I love my family!

(Shipping at it's finest.)

We love you too, son.

(I'm so gonna draw this tonight.)