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[Riff-Raff] CaleTula OTP

Last posted 10 years ago. Added 10 years ago
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So I’m walking around a proudly MEME store, and I decided to get me some mangoes, so I go to the mango section AND EVERY FUCKING MANGO HAS BUG EYES AND SAYS “KAR-WHY DES-SUE?” AND THEN SOME MAGIC FUCKING FLOATY PINK PANSY FLOWERS APPEARS.
FUCK.
So me, being a respectable MEMER, decided to get some milk instead. I ask the deli, who in turn replies, “we only have annie moo milk” AND SHE SHOWS ME A FUCKING COW WITH NO STRIPES AND ONE RED SPOT AND BUG EYES.
My meme sense starts to tingle, as if I’m losing my sanity.
I hear a massive ship sailing in the distance.
I see weeaboos break into the store.
My meme sense is in overdrive.
I fall to my knees, as I call out, “GREAT SHIP OF OC, GIVE ME #EPIKSWAGMEME:^)
I am suddenly surrounded by legions of bug-eyed humans.
Suddenly, I feel a sudden rise in my trousers.
I see a sniper rifle barrel burst out of it.
With all my powers combined, I become Captain MLG cock.
There will be no more weebs.

Cale you know you love l4tul4.

You would be willing to hold a heavy sword in your hand with the call of "OH LATULA!!" you then cut open a great big gash in your back for the sake of latula. And with another call "OH LATULA!!" and cut another 5 inch deep wound.

That is how much you love her.

That is the power of love.

Last edited 10 years ago

Both are getting tsundere at this thread, that only makes the ship more legit.

Captain Blubber wrote:

caletula is a hey arnold romance made of 2 helga patakis

indeed

Captain Blubber wrote:

caletula is a hey arnold romance made of 2 helga patakis

Do they make altars out of body pillows of each other yet?

­­­Alex Mercer wrote:

Dude you are gone. I am makin vidyas now. Leave :^)

u kno you don't you liar >:^(

Yosuke Isn't Back wrote:

my response to everything in this shitty thread from now on

no matter how hard you try, your true feelings can never be hidden from us l4tul4!

Lemming wrote:

I'm missing out on something glorious, can someone fill me in?

Basically what happened:

I shit you not. Isn't exactly what happened but similar.

Slutty Sam wrote:

Basically what happened:

I shit you not. Isn't exactly what happened but similar.

Well then. I have a new OTP. Thanks guys!

Skeletor-sm

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