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[Riff-Raff] KYM, say hello to my mother

Last posted Apr 25, 2015 at 09:18AM EDT. Added Jan 30, 2015 at 09:16AM EST
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What the fuck even is this thread. What with super christian mum.

Silly Americans and their religious butthurt. Secular European master race.

Mom wrote:

Of course, Satan would have a puffed up little ego, just like you, so it's perfect :')
Thank you for showing how much stronger Christianity is when compared to Satanism :)

Mom, you are embarrasing everyone here, go back to church.
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Particle Mare posted:

GUYS. GUYS. My mom went to bed a few minutes ago, so I snuck out of the house with some money. I’m sitting in an internet cafe right now.

I am on your computer. Why do you have so much furry porn on here? What is going on with these shenanigans

ps why is reddit blocked on your computer????
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Granddad posted:

wow alright fuck you too then

papster why are you here heavan isn't real
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Cecalia Girlie posted:

I’m still only 90% sure Mom’s an alt account.

what the fuck are you talking about gallie. Shouldn't you be doing some bible homework?
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@squiggly kid
Your waifu is shit.
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Brony Faggot said:

Mom stop embarrassing Particle she’s gonna complain to me all day

you definitely are not apart of our family.
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@retard kid
name fits you well
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Grandad posted

if u keep talking 2 me like that imma have to go H-A-M on ur bitch ass

papsters
papsters


Going to eat some chicken tendies and burn some bibles now, later fuckers.

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 06:50PM EST

Wow, i have never seen more dedication to character since the /b/rothers we're bored at night, and pretending to be caveman.

However you motherfuckers are, i tip my fedora to you.

Bitter Brit wrote:

What the fuck even is this thread. What with super christian mum.

Silly Americans and their religious butthurt. Secular European master race.

What in the heavens did you just say about me, you soulless heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Sunday School, and I’ve been involved in numerous protests to get bible studies in School Curriculum, and I have remembered over 300 verses from Genesis to Revelations. I am trained in usher service and I’m the best choir singer in the entire US Choir Committee. You are nothing to me but just another person to bless. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, nor in heaven, mark my words of holiness, in the name of our holy father. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am contacting my network of bishops and Preachers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, satanist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "facts". Your soul will hear the word, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can preach to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed exorcisms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Holy Water supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your corrupted soul off the clutches of the devil, you uniformed citizen. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you darn idiot. I will speak fury and righteousness all over you and you will be cleansed in it. You’re getting a bible, kiddo

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 07:28PM EST

unusedusername wrote:

What in the heavens did you just say about me, you soulless heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my Sunday School, and I’ve been involved in numerous protests to get bible studies in School Curriculum, and I have remembered over 300 verses from Genesis to Revelations. I am trained in usher service and I’m the best choir singer in the entire US Choir Committee. You are nothing to me but just another person to bless. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, nor in heaven, mark my words of holiness, in the name of our holy father. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am contacting my network of bishops and Preachers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, satanist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "facts". Your soul will hear the word, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can preach to you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed exorcisms, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Holy Water supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your corrupted soul off the clutches of the devil, you uniformed citizen. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you darn idiot. I will speak fury and righteousness all over you and you will be cleansed in it. You’re getting a bible, kiddo

Wow, that reply blew the euphoria out of my factually correct, Darwinist brain.

FBI wrote:

Mom, you are embarrasing everyone here, go back to church.
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Particle Mare posted:

GUYS. GUYS. My mom went to bed a few minutes ago, so I snuck out of the house with some money. I’m sitting in an internet cafe right now.

I am on your computer. Why do you have so much furry porn on here? What is going on with these shenanigans

ps why is reddit blocked on your computer????
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Granddad posted:

wow alright fuck you too then

papster why are you here heavan isn't real
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Cecalia Girlie posted:

I’m still only 90% sure Mom’s an alt account.

what the fuck are you talking about gallie. Shouldn't you be doing some bible homework?
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@squiggly kid
Your waifu is shit.
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Brony Faggot said:

Mom stop embarrassing Particle she’s gonna complain to me all day

you definitely are not apart of our family.
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@retard kid
name fits you well
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Grandad posted

if u keep talking 2 me like that imma have to go H-A-M on ur bitch ass

papsters
papsters


Going to eat some chicken tendies and burn some bibles now, later fuckers.

burn some bibles


Continue on with your "brave" duties, comrade

FBI wrote:

Mom, you are embarrasing everyone here, go back to church.
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Particle Mare posted:

GUYS. GUYS. My mom went to bed a few minutes ago, so I snuck out of the house with some money. I’m sitting in an internet cafe right now.

I am on your computer. Why do you have so much furry porn on here? What is going on with these shenanigans

ps why is reddit blocked on your computer????
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Granddad posted:

wow alright fuck you too then

papster why are you here heavan isn't real
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Cecalia Girlie posted:

I’m still only 90% sure Mom’s an alt account.

what the fuck are you talking about gallie. Shouldn't you be doing some bible homework?
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@squiggly kid
Your waifu is shit.
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Brony Faggot said:

Mom stop embarrassing Particle she’s gonna complain to me all day

you definitely are not apart of our family.
________________________________________
@retard kid
name fits you well
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Grandad posted

if u keep talking 2 me like that imma have to go H-A-M on ur bitch ass

papsters
papsters


Going to eat some chicken tendies and burn some bibles now, later fuckers.

You'll get tendies after you say your prayers…

But Mom, Jesus gave me a spirit pussy so I can live my life as a woman. It's hidden deep inside of my soul by an ancient Satanic power known as "this dick", waiting to be revealed in its true form as Jesus wanted me too. Are you undermining Jesus?

Slutty Sam wrote:

But Mom, Jesus gave me a spirit pussy so I can live my life as a woman. It's hidden deep inside of my soul by an ancient Satanic power known as "this dick", waiting to be revealed in its true form as Jesus wanted me too. Are you undermining Jesus?

Satan's busy shaggin' his wife with Hell stuff, so he told me to tell you he's sorry bout the whole dick thing. He was REALLY wasted that night and wanted to mess with some unborn kid's genes. Guess that was you… fuck. Ah well, good luck getting your spirit pussy!

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 08:31PM EST

LNH wrote:

granpappy tell me a story

if two guys were on the moon and one of them killed each other with a rock, would that be fucked up or what

@Older Brother
lol go back to watching ur chinese cartoons u shitlord

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 08:30PM EST

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

Hey Older Brother, what does your awesome daki look like?

Well in technicality, I have 4, but I rotate it, so I only sleep with one dakimakura a night (I don't want to whore out my girls, you know what I mean?)

Here's a picture I took a while ago with 3 of my favorites (My 4th is a naughty slut)

FBI wrote:

Well in technicality, I have 4, but I rotate it, so I only sleep with one dakimakura a night (I don't want to whore out my girls, you know what I mean?)

Here's a picture I took a while ago with 3 of my favorites (My 4th is a naughty slut)

Brother those are young HUMAN girls! Stop this now! (Especially if their not fillies hooba dooba..)

Armor Mare wrote:

Brother those are young HUMAN girls! Stop this now! (Especially if their not fillies hooba dooba..)

Are you our family pet? Is that who you are? Because you sure are not a human, and we are not horses.

Oh my good sweet heavens!
I woke up this morning, expecting a much more religious, Christian communion in the discussion, expecting all the non-believers to convert!!!
Instead, there's been necromancy (explaining why that old man I call my "father" is still alive), 2 heathens from Brad's side (one of whom which likes ANIME AND HAS PILLOWS OF YOUNG GIRLS WHICH HE SLEEPS WITH!!!!!! AND IS A ROTUND ATHEIST), another daughter whom I'm very proud of, and people talking about Memory Lane!!!!
I GREW UP THERE STOP LOOKING UP MY FACEBOOK!!!!
And also, yes, I believe the non-believers who have posted here to be part of the Illuminati.

Mom wrote:

Oh my good sweet heavens!
I woke up this morning, expecting a much more religious, Christian communion in the discussion, expecting all the non-believers to convert!!!
Instead, there's been necromancy (explaining why that old man I call my "father" is still alive), 2 heathens from Brad's side (one of whom which likes ANIME AND HAS PILLOWS OF YOUNG GIRLS WHICH HE SLEEPS WITH!!!!!! AND IS A ROTUND ATHEIST), another daughter whom I'm very proud of, and people talking about Memory Lane!!!!
I GREW UP THERE STOP LOOKING UP MY FACEBOOK!!!!
And also, yes, I believe the non-believers who have posted here to be part of the Illuminati.

Illuminati? Oh, there's no such thing, But of course a Christian fundamentalist would believe anything! Or have you just had too much communion wine?

Shit guys she's on to us. ABANDON THREAD.

Last edited Jan 31, 2015 at 05:12AM EST

Grand Dad wrote:

why are u such a nerd lmao

Papsters, take your medication

AND HAS PILLOWS OF YOUNG GIRLS WHICH HE SLEEPS WITH!!!!!!

I would tell you to go to hell, but hell and heaven don't exist!

Last edited Jan 31, 2015 at 11:56AM EST
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