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#IfIWereaGirl

Last posted Aug 17, 2014 at 10:37PM EDT. Added Aug 14, 2014 at 09:31PM EDT
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So? What would you do?

I would make a thread in Riff Raff called "#IfiWereaBoy" and ask people what would they do if they were a boy.

Loli wrote:

I would make a thread in Riff Raff called "#IfiWereaBoy" and ask people what would they do if they were a boy.

I'd be so fancy I'd be in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.

I'd be okay with that. :3

Ew. Girls are icky.

I'd fuck a cactus.

and enjoy it

Be happy, that's what.

I will finally Go to the Clean bathrooms

Still be the same.

Honest answer: I'd enjoy myself. If I suddenly had a girls body I wouldn't let it go to waste. I'd show it off. I would go shopping at the mall, learn how to wear makeup, put on a cute outfit, make myself look pretty, and call my female friends so we can have a girls night out! We would have so much fun. All the guys would be checking me out. It'd be a night I'd never forget…..

And of course I'd jerk off after that.

Last edited Aug 15, 2014 at 02:10AM EDT

Disty wrote:

Honest answer: I'd enjoy myself. If I suddenly had a girls body I wouldn't let it go to waste. I'd show it off. I would go shopping at the mall, learn how to wear makeup, put on a cute outfit, make myself look pretty, and call my female friends so we can have a girls night out! We would have so much fun. All the guys would be checking me out. It'd be a night I'd never forget…..

And of course I'd jerk off after that.

That's pretty close to my answer, except I would take the last step and… also put it between every other step.

lol

I would be in my room all day. Not going out. Just staying here. Until this ends.

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Gary wrote:

This needs a report.

Yahoo wrote:

This needs a report.

Uh, what? This is riff-raff, the rules aren't as strict. Considering riff-raff, this is pretty acceptable.

Riff-Raff:
Buckle up, because the brakes are cut and the five-o are snoozin’. The rules are more lax here, so remember not to take yourself too seriously.

Definition taken right off the forums. Research a little more before you start making accustions. If there can be a thread about Shota, there can be one post about a mildy NSFW gif. If I posted flat out porn, of course it'd need a report. Is it flat out porn? No. Don't take yourself too seriously.

Last edited Aug 15, 2014 at 10:01AM EDT

I'll do a lesbian/yuri love.

@Elliott
Hello there, is this your first time internet?

Last edited Aug 15, 2014 at 10:53AM EDT

This should sum it up

So yea, mostly the same

Yahoo wrote:

This needs a report.

STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU DISGUSTING YAOI LOVER

Panic for a few hours, and then masturbate to Jim Morrison.

if i was a girl i would

Well since you asked me what i would do.

I would get start a family, but before i would impregnate myself as many times as possible.
Get abortions on each one but the last two. And keep the fetuses in a jars, and place the jars in a empty room (preferably the basement).
Then whenever my last two kids misbehave, or get into trouble, i'll punish them by taking them to the "fetus room"

Last edited Aug 15, 2014 at 06:34PM EDT

Surma wrote:

Well since you asked me what i would do.

I would get start a family, but before i would impregnate myself as many times as possible.
Get abortions on each one but the last two. And keep the fetuses in a jars, and place the jars in a empty room (preferably the basement).
Then whenever my last two kids misbehave, or get into trouble, i'll punish them by taking them to the "fetus room"

did you just copy/paste and slightly reword a tumblr post that pretty much everyone here has already seen