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Hello friends I would like to announce my candidacy for Forum President, as current President-For-Life MDFification has become dead. Since his life is over, so is his time in office.

Elect me and I will die the brones and kill ISIS.

i will vote for cale if taryn is his running mate

How's your health care plan?

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Cale – The People's President

I'm not quite sure about this current campaign. I mean look at the slogans from the previous times Cale's run for president. Those were infinitely better.

"The internets are a serious of tubes." – Cale, 2000

"I freed the slaves, my beard is black, I'll emancipate the dirt from this hatchback[…]" – Cale, 1865

"They mis-underepresentimated me." – Cale, 2005

"My fellow Brones, ask not what that cliff can do for you, ask what YOU can do by jumping off it." – Cale, 1960

Personally, I would not trust this man with a rocket launcher. A flamethrower maybe, but that's besides the point. Furthermore, I would like to say thCALE FOR FORUM PRESIDENT TWENTY FIFTEEN MINUS ONE

This message has been paid for in-full or in-part by the Cale for President Association America's Australian Branch and friends.

Under your "die the brones" policy, do we still get a tax refund?

If Cale becomes president, civil war will ensue.

Cale, What is your stance on Multi-Waifu Relationships?

I personally believe that Cale would make an A GREAT PRESIDENT TENOUTTATEN

This message has been paid for in-full or in-part by the Cale for President Association of Heresy Removal.

You will kill all bronies?

Cale for president

mister cale, what about your multiple accusations of censorship, bribe of goverment authorities and illegal activities like your illegalous exportations of memes to sites like 9fag, how can we as the people, and don as our god, trust you our memes?

How's your health care plan?

I endorse my own plan called "Cale D-Care", which stands for "Cale Don't Care", meaning I will strive to outlaw healthcare.

Under your “die the brones” policy, do we still get a tax refund?

I do not negotiate with terrorists and/or brones.

Cale, What is your stance on Multi-Waifu Relationships?

The entire idea is an insult to our family values, and our Meme-Morals will not stand for it. Multi-Waifu relationships bear the deep implication of Weeabooism, a religion that is surely destructive to our great site.

mister cale, what about your multiple accusations of censorship, bribe of goverment authorities and illegal activities like your illegalous exportations of memes to sites like 9fag, how can we as the people, and don as our god, trust you our memes?

I can only say these accusations are nothing but lies. I support legislation that brings memes back to KYM, and reject tax-breaks for editors who outsource their memes to other sites.

Dear Future President Cale,

Over 3 years ago, a politician by the name of "Christine O'Donnell" said that they were "not a witch" and that they were "you". Considering that hat you're wearing, can you refute or deny these claims?

Thanking you sincerely,
Sir Elemental Lagomorph Esq. OAM
(Who is not worthy of Cale's presence no matter how hard he tries all the time in this institution.)

Cale, what is your plan for military defense against sites like 4chan?

Who are you running against?

Cale what is your view on people who do not have original name?

You want to kill all the bronies?

No, he wants to dye all the bronies.

Vote Now!

Nobody. Cale has already won, he's just being polite and making you feel like you had a choice. Also, he's not really the president of the forums. Supreme Emperor would be more fitting if you want to label his powers by definition.

You should declare war on another website to cement your power.

i am cale´s appointed fake competitor paid by cale´s president asociation of meme master race to increase cale´s e-peen by losing in a incredibly humilliating defeat.

Cale, what is your plan for military defense against sites like 4chan?

I must point out that KYM have suffered an extreme drop in its defensive capabilities, due to extensive casualties and costs of war with our nearest neighbor, IRC. With the use unfortunate tax increase on karma-income, I plan to sponsor the growth of a healthy military-industrial complex within the KYM economy, as well as eliminate the draft with the intent to create a professional cannon fodder defensive military.

Ladies, gentlemen, and brones:

It's with great honor that I announce my candidacy for Forum Presidency-for-Life. I believe that Cale deserves a strong competitor, and that I have a solid claim to the title.

My talking points include:

- Every prior Forum President has been a mod, solidifying it as a mod-only position
- I am officially Mod King by virtue of +6 karma giving me a better claim than any other mod
- Cale sucks eggs
- My planned military policy consists of giving Captain Blubber full and unrestricted use of the Epic Brone Sniper Rifle
- My constant presence in IRC makes it easier and faster for me to tell you how little I care about your problems
- Should I require a running mate, I nominate Jack's dog

Thank you for your consideration and may the best man win.

Twilitlord makes some strong points, I think he can trump Cale in ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

CALE FOR PRESIDENT

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Oh yes, quite the competitor.

UNTIL YOU TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

"Forum Moderator", AKA "The One Percent" and/or "Brone Benefactor".

Do you really want to support a candidate who strives for an undemocratic oligarchy of the social elite?

Here, a gift for the great Cale

No traps, I guarantee it :^)

Cale will help our problems by not helping us but by killing brones.
Cale 4 president

From general to Riff-Raff entire KYM attacked
entire KYM attacked

Cale will lead the users
Will lead the users
Show them they are not afraid of anything
not afraid of anything

IRC fascists, IRC fascists are awoken
don't touch our site
our site

Cale will lead the users
Will lead the users
Show them they are not afraid of anything
not afraid of anything

From Riff-Raff, the wolves are coming
The wolves are coming

Be afraid, Twilitlord and Bronies
Twilitlord and Bronies

Cale will lead the users
Will lead the users
Show them they are not afraid of anything
not afraid of anything

In defense of the KYM users
defense of the KYM users
we fight, glory to our Karma
glory to our Karma

Cale will lead the users
Will lead the users
Show them they are not afraid of anything
not afraid of anything

REMOVE PONY remove pony
you are worst brone. you are the brone idiot you are the brone smell. return to ponychan. to our 4chan cousins you may come our webste. you may live in Riff Raff….ahahahaha ,9gag we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole brone stink 9gag sqhipere shqipare..brone genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead brone..ahahahahah9GAG WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget the happening .tumblr we kill the king , tumblr return to your precious Yahoo!….hahahahaha idiot brone and 9gag smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE PONY FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. 4chan+ED+somethingawful+reddit=kill 9gag…you will happening/ tupac alive in kym, tupac making album of kym. fast rap tupac kym. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink brone… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in moms basement
tupac alive numbr one #1 in kym….fuck the 9gag,..FUCKk ashol brones no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur fanart and plushies. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the brone waifus with rap magic now we the kym rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and 9gag wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. kym greattst countrey

why you should vote for the independent party aka me

-cale is actually drake and the illuminati cant win
-twilitlord is a horsefucker
-they're both nerdddddddddddddddddddddddds (d's included)
-twilitlord says he always goes on the irc, but this is not truth, he only goes sometimes. cale has recently become absent from the irc do to illuminati related reasons. why not choose a face you can rely on?
-cale had people in chinese sweatshops work on his slogan
-twilitlord had a sexual encounter with a horse back in 96
-sarah jessica parker supports cale. sarah jessica parker is a horse, do you really want a horse supporter as kym forum president?
-my running mate is bonko the clown because he makes the funny ha ha's and will always lighten the mood.

checkmate, memeists

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This is gonna end up like when Hitler got onto power in Germany isnt it?

Lies, Lil B himself is actually a tree hugger and a known male stripper.
Cale 4 president

Why you should vote Rorschach for Forum President For Life

-Cale is a cat
-Twilitlord is a brone and a mod, a dangerous combination
-I am a regular on the forums and the IRC, I know the people I'll be running for
-Cale is a dirty Riff-Raff user
-Twilitlord is apart of the Council, which is full of crab people
-Cale is an oldfag, he is clearly senile
-I will fund the rebuilding of image galleries
-I will cut taxes for newfags
-I will support the revival of JFF
-Cale censors all dissent directed towards him
-Twilitlord is apart of the al00monatty
-Lil B is a Homestuck fan
-Lil B has Multiple Identity Disorder
-I will create a safe Donatarian community, praise Don
-My running mate is Spider-byte, he is also a regular on forums and IRC
-Spider-byte and I are both super-heroes
-Cale, Lil B, and Twilitlord and their running mates aren't super-heroes

VOTE FOR RORSCHACH

Vote for Cale and he will kill all the idiot people in the world.
Cale 4 president

Rorschach is known to attempt to stop giant space squids from killing millions of people. Do we really want this squidphobic man as our president, KYM?

Did you also know that those squids I successfully killed were assassins sent by Cale? Cale supporters like Snickerway spread disinformation. Don't vote for a liar, vote for a man you can trust.

There is simply no contest.

why not to choosse roarshack

-roarshack is rly gay
-rly rly gay
-rly rly rly gay
-rly rly rly rly gay
-rly rly rly rly rly gay
-superheros are gay

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You missed the obvious.